*LVM men be like...

IrritatedMango · 2020-06-08T19:22:36+00:00

"You're literally everything I want in a wife but I'm still recovering from my middle school ex gf telling me I was overreacting when my goldfish's hamster's cousin died even though it's been 15 years and it's left me traumatised. We can still bang tho."

Edit- Wow my first gold!! Thank you so much to the cutie patootie who gave it to me x

tasdron · 2020-06-08T22:47:12+00:00

This dude once asked me to marry him, then asked me to move in with him, then broke up with me because things were moving too fast.

thegypsybean · 2020-06-08T22:26:23+00:00

I was trapped in this for a month (thank god), because it turned out he just wanted to get laid, but had to emotionally manipulate me into thinking he also wanted a relationship so he could get me in bed. Then claimed things were "going too fast" for him, and that I was pressuring him.

Bro...when is one date (scheduled BY HIM) every week pressure? XD

2020-06-08T20:45:51+00:00

That's a very elaborate way of saying "It's me baby, not you."

Saltwich · 2020-06-08T21:14:50+00:00

Him: "I just want someone I can take care of, someone I can provide for, who'll just love me and hang out with me and won't play games or act crazy."

Me: *Does literally all those things.*

Him: *Slowly treats me shittier and shittier until I'm crying myself to sleep half the time and walking on eggshells to keep him happy. Dumps me for some girl he met at a bar who takes his money and then ghosts him like two months later.*

king12807 · 2020-06-08T18:57:54+00:00

UGH This literally just happened to me a few months ago (before I found this amazing, empowering sub).

He lead me on for months and when I finally slept with him he disappeared THE NEXT DAY. Felt like shit for a hot minute before finding this sub and realizing he's a trash human and I deserve better and it's not my fault nor does it mean that I'm trash.

NihilistElfPrincess · 2020-06-09T01:00:21+00:00

“It makes me uncomfortable to know that I have feelings. well wishes” ☠️☠️

diva4lisia · 2020-06-08T21:45:38+00:00

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dahmerloveszombies · 2020-06-08T22:16:02+00:00

help, I keep getting trapped in this

diva4lisia · 2020-06-09T01:52:47+00:00

The other side of the coin is the LVM who feels he's ready for a wife. This male masquerades as a HVM, which is to say he will appease you, compliment you, and claim eternal love for you. He will jump at the opportunity to marry you. But he is not self-sufficient and he will gaslight you when you least expect it. The warning signs are always there and if not for FDS we would ignore them. Beware men who are eager to settle down too.

chinchaslyth · 2020-06-08T18:46:52+00:00

bqluoeoedn · 2020-06-09T06:30:45+00:00

He initiates moving it too fast and then tells you to slow down and blames you. Ugh.

PoeticINFP · 2020-06-08T22:00:27+00:00

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deepdarkocean · 2020-06-09T00:26:46+00:00

Holy shiiit Literally just went thru this Men are pussies

WestAtmosphere · 2020-06-09T02:39:59+00:00

This is men’s version of showing emotions

🤡

anonymous385726495 · 2020-06-08T23:28:14+00:00

I never comment on this sub but I had to because this is exactly it. My god.

tseokii · 2020-06-09T06:10:57+00:00

I've never seen anything so accurate in my life

Title	*LVM men be like...
Author	thegypsybean
Upvotes	1534
Comments	56
Date	June 8, 2020 5:44 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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