Remember that while you keep yourself honest and humble, men put no such limits on themselves.

Maisiebr · 2020-03-13T12:15:25+00:00

That's a long ass way to say you want to cheat on your wife, fool other women and that you are full of yourself. Wow.

1Here4Bach · 2020-03-13T12:29:55+00:00

Clearly not empathetic enough to not cheat on his wife...

applepies4kittens · 2020-03-13T12:31:32+00:00

jeeesus what did i just read🤣🤣 this dude's mental gymnastics to justify cheating on his wife lmaooo

SarcasmSlide · 2020-03-13T13:54:30+00:00

These are literally just buzzwords and pseudo-spiritual phrases thrown together like MadLibs.

Married, 45 years-old, and 240 pounds? Sounds real accomplished. 🙄

riseaboveagain · 2020-03-13T13:24:04+00:00

That’s a pretty damn long list of demands from a guy who’s looking for a side piece.

Who wants to be the lucky lady who sends this pompous blowhard some nudes? You also get to pretend to admire his chubby, hairy body and mediocre penis in bathroom mirror selfies he took while his innocent wife was folding his socks in the other room.

If you play your cards right, you can maybe even meet up for some bad sex and listen to him talk about himself in a hotel room that will go on your credit card so his wife doesn’t find out. Don’t worry, he’ll pay for half!

Throwaway-1876 · 2020-03-13T12:50:55+00:00

Is 45 and married. Messages younger women en masse to cheat on his wife. Thinks he's deserving of a "more than physically attractive woman" to "play with". Gross.

SpamNEggsDeuce · 2020-03-13T12:36:51+00:00

Someone who was that woke would just divorce. Living in that lying duality is totally LVM.

CorruptSoulGem · 2020-03-13T12:52:29+00:00

Ew, I’m sorry sir, but other people aren’t your toys.

ros-bos · 2020-03-13T13:11:46+00:00

What does this man think a woman would get out of such an “arrangement”?

The audacity AND the delusion.

backforbeskar · 2020-03-13T15:09:53+00:00

lol. getting a PhD at 45 basically translates to ‘I’m a middle aged grad student’

Soulsalts · 2020-03-13T16:22:20+00:00

Why would I want my life "thickened"? Life = gravy?

Glum-Stage · 2020-03-13T13:27:15+00:00

You could have just said that you are trying to find someone to cheat on your wife. At least you would spare us the barely coherent word vomit. How can these men think they make an attractive offer? Not to mention that English isn't even my first language and I still write better than Mr PhD.

wegonfuckornah · 2020-03-13T14:29:17+00:00

Sooo... did he just compare women to toys to be played with?

Kekekeke7777 · 2020-03-13T15:08:40+00:00

Zzzzz what is he even talking about. And why does the last part sound like he’s ordering in a restaurant? And why is being well-traveled some huge accomplishment. So you paid to buy a plane ticket... congrats.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-03-13T16:55:58+00:00

There you have it all spelled out: They think we are dolls, playthings.

Milobear27 · 2020-03-13T13:17:30+00:00

Oooo he has put me in such a trance that I now need to have sex with him 😳

I guarantee it will be fun

I’m so sure. This is like Dennis when he says I am a golden god. Delusional. I bet he has epic temper tantrums.

SavingsStrength0 · 2020-03-13T16:06:58+00:00

No thanks I’d rather get hit by a 🚘

vp2407 · 2020-03-13T16:10:18+00:00

I guarantee it will not be fun.

2020-03-13T21:12:18+00:00

Fuck off, cheating pukebag.

2020-03-14T00:21:17+00:00

“This bounded recreation is for pleasure and the thickening of life.”

The fuck?

Novemberinthechair · 2020-03-13T23:04:18+00:00

kbtmzsh · 2020-03-13T23:47:33+00:00

Nice mix of antisocial and narcissistic personality disorder all in one! What a steal!!

BlackEmeraldMoon · 2020-03-14T16:10:46+00:00

Guys, we should take men like this for a ride, then tell the wife everything so she divorces him.

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-15T02:48:59+00:00

"Children play.. and through this enjoyment they learn how to be caring and be careful" = Any relationship with me will involve secrecy and immature behavior

"I like the idea of flirting with you" = I don't live in reality

"My life is great. I also desire even more" = my wife serves me like a domestic slave and obeys my every wish, but I want to disrespect her by finding a new plaything to re-enact my porn fantasies with

"I want an additional person to play and grow with... recreation is for pleasure and the thickening of life" = I want a convenient fuck toy that I can brag to my buddies about

"I know what poverty and wealth are" = I'm interested in paying poor desperate women for sex, and being their sugar daddies. I will use financial favors to control them.

The rest of it is him humble bragging about his "perfection" and how perfect he demands his FWB/NSA "playmate" to be. He wants to impress the reader by how "successful" and "edumacated" he is while dropping his alphabet soup PhD in god knows what...

"You should have willed you own healing and exude grace..." = You need to shut up and look good, and if you so much as frown, I'll tell you that you are a mental case and need "the law of attraction" in your life

"You should take pleasure in the fun of life and not take life's challenges too seriously" = Your pleasure in life should focus on ME ME ME and and you are NOT allowed to voice your displeasure in ANYTHING.

"Please be more than physically attractive and the right kind of sassy and giving" = Anticipate my needs with ESP and always do exactly what I want my fantasy make believe girlfriend would do. Be my airhead bimbo babydoll and do nothing but laugh, bounce, and pleasure me. You must also serve as my therapist as needed.

mantaraymagic · 2020-03-14T15:26:17+00:00

"I posses [sic] a redemption that makes me more attractive than perfect."

What in the world...

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-15T02:32:19+00:00

I think his name dropping wealth is supposed to be a code word for “I will be your sugar daddy”.

Title	Remember that while you keep yourself honest and humble, men put no such limits on themselves.
Author	Throwaway-1876
Upvotes	135
Comments	49
Date	March 13, 2020 11:37 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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