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[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist365 points366 points367 points 6 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
This is a cute meme.
But also remember this attitude about women comes from porn and you're not his performing sex monkey.
[–]randomyellowumbrellaFDS Apprentice[S] 122 points123 points124 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
It's not mine, just found it, but I agree with you completely. And It's not very hygienic to cook naked lol
[–][deleted] 76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've have definitely cooked naked multiple times in the last month hahaha.... But I live alone.
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What if hot oil splashed on your skin?😂😢
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This exactly what I'm afraid of! What if it splashes on your tittie?!
[–]randomyellowumbrellaFDS Apprentice[S] 16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not the tiities omg!!!! 😨
[–]randomyellowumbrellaFDS Apprentice[S] 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! I love french fries but I'd rather buy them because I'm clumsy as fuck 😂😂😂😂
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You just gotta be really careful. I'm at the point where I don't even scream anymore when it splashes me. 🤣🤣 I stand with my body way back like a literal tractor crane. (Then I got an apron finally). And some curtains....
[–]woiashenseeaFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If that oil splatters shes gonna have a BAD TIME
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie88 points89 points90 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
As a married woman, sorry yep nope. I'm a human being, not a sex toy. NOT EVEN for a spouse. I will, if I feel like it, get gussied up and take some tasteful sexy pictures for him, and once when he was away overseas I made a video. But I would never perform on demand on principle.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I would totally ask him if he was going to put on one of those gay male thongs and fry me up some bacon and eggs for breakfast. "No? You don't want to get used like that? Shocking!"
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Do they even have any sexually stimulating stuff for men at all?? There isn’t even a equal reverse of most situations like this because there is absolutely no male equivalent to how women are expected and demanded to perform sexually, physically, emotionally, and mentally all the damn time. If men want sex they flop their pants down, but women are supposed to arrive in a perfumed box with a hardware store of special toys and clothes - none of which is for her, but for the man, you see.
Yeah, show me a man doing menial chores after a long day of work, shopping, and child rearing that is purring like a sexy lawnmower and rubbing scented oil on his attractive lingerie just so his girl can appreciate it.
Also it’s really sad that so many guys now see some pornstar that dressed up like a nerdy girl next door, an although after the shoot she went back to a high maintenance sex worker that doesn’t play video games, they now have this mental image in their heads that those girls exist and they’re so normal (read, they watch so much porn) that they deserve one.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women being made to perform sexuality as an act for men's sexual and misogynistic delight is one of our greatest oppressions. It's humiliating, and it is meant to be humiliating.
[–]dackarooRuthless Strategist8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It also screams "I want my mommy" if a guy makes this kind of request.
[–][deleted] 136 points137 points138 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That guy just sounds gross, like he's seen too much porn. Would not marry that. Like a ring entitles him to order a woman around, cook his food while wearing the lingere he likes. Marrying a guy who talks like that is just asking to be degraded and replaced by a younger woman.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah i thought her response was funny but after sending it i would just dump the guy immediately lol
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie170 points171 points172 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'd need more than a ring for that. Give me a fat allowance and/or some bomb Earth shattering dick on top of it, then we can talk.
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
exactly I could totally see myself cooking three meals a day for myself my future children and my future husband, if no children involved then maybe he should cook for himself. But only if he can provide for me to stay home....cooking three meals a day takes like 6 hours including cleanup and prep/grocery if you have to cook everything from scratch like I do and make multiple portions... Especially if you are athletic AKA very hungry.
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly, it's an actual job if you want it done right. On top of that the woman looks pretty well manicured, which is going to be expensive and more time consuming. I'm good on putting forth all that effort for nothing. What have you done for me lately?
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bomb earth shattering dick, I think these are extinct now. Sigh!
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Were they ever all that abundant? Lol. Sex for women has unfortunately mostly been not for our pleasure. A sad thing.
This.
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple104 points105 points106 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
if my Husband asked me to do this, i'd buy him a pretty little black thong and ask him to wear it first.
[–]Firefly10886FDS Disciple31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same. You do it for me, I‘lol do it for you.
[–]flowers4uFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My husband would def do this hahah
[–]_HEDONISM_BOTFDS STRATEGY COACH34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"mmmm that sounds good babe. I just want to come home to offensive sums of cash and disposable income for you to support me with".
[–]randomyellowumbrellaFDS Apprentice[S] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fair
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[–]randomyellowumbrellaFDS Apprentice[S] 11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sorry but your (hopefully) ex was retarded or something
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The lesson is that if you feed a man's ego by humiliating yourself trying to fulfill his sexual fantasies, he'll just decide he's cassenova and skip out on you. This kind of shit doesn't make men appreciative, it makes them arrogant and even more demanding.
[–]justic3bon3rFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, I’ve been through this exact same thing within the span of year (luckily short). I’ve learned a lot.
Fuck a man’s ego - he can choke to death on his home cooked dinner for all I care.
[–]WyvernCharmAt-Risk Pick Me Youth3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm so sorry, you didnt deserve that and he didnt deserve YOU.
I hope life is better now <3
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[–]WyvernCharmAt-Risk Pick Me Youth5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great to hear!
[–]raindampenedFDS Apprentice65 points66 points67 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't do this no matter what is our "title". I'm not your slave/walking sexual fantasy.
[–]darling89FDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
👏 That's how you do it. No wifey benefits.
[–]YveisGreyFDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't marry a guy who wanted me to do that.
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't even do this if I was married.
[–]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d straight up break up with any guy who sent me this.
[–]rayvin4000FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't want to wife anyone who sends me that shit
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Her response was hilarious 🤣
[–]Activated27FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Am I the only that finds it kinda desperate lol
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea, the dude is desperate for his fantasy to come true.
[–]Kaykay0708Pickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂So good. I’ve seen this before, but, it gets me every time.
[–]OsamaBenLadleFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She needs to teach me how to be funny and snappy like that omf
[–]ilikesoy_Throwaway Account0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
even so this bullshit should never happen in any relationship unless she wants to do it for her own reasons.
a. cooking for him b. cooking for him naked. an easy way to get burnt.
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