She posted an [UPDATE] to I (29F) keep finding long hairs in my bathroom, which is strange because my husband (32M) is bald and I have a short pixie crop hairstyle

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-07-19T20:18:57+00:00

Oh okaaaaaay, riiiiiiiiight..... So the way I’d play that is - I would tell my husband that I am really feeling like we’re not doing enough for “Dave”! Tell “Dave” he is invited over for dinner next Friday night! Wait for the excuses to come and then set up your cameras to capture Davida when she next comes over.

Hhjjuuy · 2020-07-19T20:18:12+00:00

So there's people out there happy for Dave to sleep on their couch but not letting him have a shower? This is wilful ignorance. How lucky for her husband that he has a long-haired male friend to cover his ass! A male friend who cleans up his beard trimmings but doesn't rinse down the shower walls no less! A friend whose privacy he respects more than his wife's sense of sanity and safety in her own home!

Wait__No__What · 2020-07-19T20:13:42+00:00

The husband is fucking Dave while the wife's at work.

AMediocreRobot · 2020-07-19T20:17:57+00:00

Lolll it’ll be a cold day in hell before my husband hides anyone being in our house - for any reason. It’s my house too. They’re probably fcking, but even if not. Even if he’s just being a good friend to his buddy (which for the record i’d be 100% in support of) the buddy’s embarrassment should never preclude my safety and security in my own home.

dzgata · 2020-07-19T20:53:12+00:00

If he wasn’t cheating he would have simply told his wife. I don’t buy it. Just because it’s a man doesn’t mean the husband isn’t getting some 🍆 on the side

BasieSkanks · 2020-07-19T21:34:04+00:00

I think Dave is covering for her husband. If that was all it was, why didn’t her husband just tell her? The whole “Dave was embarrassed” makes no sense, especially given the fact this took place in the middle of pandemic where many, many people are looking for work.

meecy166 · 2020-07-19T20:42:38+00:00

Husband sure fancies him a Dave 🍆

cupittycakes · 2020-07-19T22:20:17+00:00

So he cheating with Dave or is this story even real? Did someone make it up to karma farm or something? Or he conveniently found a long hair dude?

Some dude dmed me the link to the "update" and it just smells like bullsh*t either way!

Regardless, if real, he gaslighted his WIFE to...uumm... not hurt his FRIEND'S feelings!?

That couple is just living in a sewage tank

watchoutwoman · 2020-07-20T00:44:51+00:00

This is such a creative writing exercise.

OrchidLion · 2020-07-19T21:31:31+00:00

Has she SEEN this friend? I don’t buy it lol. Sounds like she’s taking his word for it.

kwalden2 · 2020-07-19T23:58:13+00:00

Upon checking the imgur, I found that "Dave" is not just using the home as a sort of shower. "Dave" is using the place for interviews, and raiding OP's husband's closet for suits. What kind of grown man doesn't have interview clothing of his own? How are the interviews all magically happening when OP is away from home? I still have my skepticism.

The imgur also states that Dave met OP only once. Why would someone close enough to be let into her husband's home home not be around more often than that? Why is Dave not working any kind of job in the meantime if several interviews in his field have gone south? Something is off. Could be a shitpost, idk.

My HVM father is very charitable. Everything went through my mother, too. The people my father helped were very, very down on their luck. A shower, however, was not one of the things these people needed. Like another commenter said, if "Dave" has a readily available place to sleep at night, he wouldn't be hurting for a shower. If "Dave" doesn't have a place to sleep, he should have come to OP for a couch to crash on long before now. Not even sure how "Dave" is getting around to all of these places if he's so broke.

Pengtingcalledme · 2020-07-19T20:10:28+00:00

Nice of him; he should've still told his wife instead of making her out to be crazy

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-07-19T22:25:00+00:00

No fucking way she knows the whole story. There is no reason to lie if that was the case, someone losing their job and needing a couch to sleep and a shower isn’t that big of a deal. Her husband is most likely gay and sleeping with his “friend”, but she’s too blind to see what is in front of her nose!

rayne_chi · 2020-07-19T20:12:27+00:00

Lmao fr!

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-07-19T23:25:10+00:00

Let me guess, Dave has ombre highlights?

kwallio · 2020-07-20T00:50:25+00:00

There is no Dave.

I recommend staying home "sick" randomly one day.

applestorm · 2020-07-19T20:23:22+00:00

Yeah suuuuuure.

Deep-Blackberry · 2020-07-20T06:36:05+00:00

He's still lying. He's cheating, I don't know if he's cheating with a man or a woman, but he's cheating.

ChristmasPriestess · 2020-07-20T08:04:39+00:00

I read this update today and thought the same thing. Her husband is definitely fucking Dave. She needs to set up those cameras anyway. I bet we see another post from her in 6 months or so saying she caught them together.

colorfulkindness · 2020-07-19T23:19:58+00:00

Husband is lying, end of story.

Title	She posted an [UPDATE] to I (29F) keep finding long hairs in my bathroom, which is strange because my husband (32M) is bald and I have a short pixie crop hairstyle
Author	AMediocreRobot
Upvotes	63
Comments	34
Date	July 19, 2020 7:33 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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