I've been single following a divorce for a while. I had some relief with my vibrator today and was cleaning it before putting it away. As I'm washing it I'm thinking to myself ha ha ha I'm washing a penis giggle, giggle. Then I said to myself wait a minute, how many men don't even bother washing theirs?

Now I'm in my late 40s and I wouldn't really call myself experienced. I've had 5 serious boyfriends my entire life and only one did I not have to remind (nag) to take a shower. I would have to beg my ex husband to bathe. It didn't bother him to go without a shower for 3 days. Oh my lord it was so nasty.

My father and my brother were both extremely neat, so I never knew most men were slobs and had poor hygiene until I was college aged. I was sheltered, I guess.

So I started thinking about comments previous men said to me on their dicks. Most said they didn't shake it more than 3 times after using the restroom because they didn't want to look like they were gay or playing with themselves. Washing your dick must fall under the same umbrella. And it's not gay if it's you. And why are you watching other men in the restroom? And WTF is wrong with these guys thinking smelling like BO is ok?

But who needs these stinky men?? At my age the vibrator is so much better. It's always hard and makes me cum every time. No viagara necessary. No having to say it's ok, it happens to everyone and being disappointed. P.S. it's not OK! I'm lying to you, you scrote!

I'm rambling now. Keep your toys clean and put them back when you're through.