Truth in humor?😬

todaysthrowaway2307 · 2021-10-27T07:00:36+00:00

I genuinely wish there was more societal pressure on men to spend time, money, research, effort and emotional labour on keeping their hair (you know, like women and our ENTIRE BODIES).

A full head of hair on a man is the one part I’m most attracted to but by my age (30) most have started significantly thinning. They care a BIT but not enough to actually make a difference.

repurposedschleem · 2021-10-27T12:04:14+00:00

My soon to be BIL has a full head of hair, and he is a complete treasure of a human who adores my sister and even makes us in-laws feel like family.

He actually helped me realize I deserve that level of love/support/kindness in a relationship that he gives my sister and helped me move out of my abusers home.

But he’s absolutely an outlier.

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-10-27T09:18:28+00:00

A relative of mine runs a private bar for events and I've worked with them during wedding seasons. It's easy money and usually a lot of fun.

I can't recall one groom who wasn't bald.

Zurflu · 2021-10-27T14:22:06+00:00

It's so embarrassing to see beautiful women marrying balding short scrotes. I've been in a long term relationship with a busted dude before and yes, it sucks. People will straight up ask you why you're with him while he's still in earshot. These women aren't just blinded by love, they know their scrote is ugly but don't believe they can do better. I think p*rn plays a huge role in convincing women they hardly even deserve the bare minimum from men if they don't look like the 2D images he jerks off to, even if she's already objectively way more attractive than he is.

xfelugirlx · 2021-10-27T18:59:37+00:00

Accurate af, when they see their hairline fading more and more they just stick to whatever woman they have in the moment doesn’t matter if she’s not their dream girl

Some-Air9442 · 2021-10-27T19:27:55+00:00

Ok, an FDSer who is good at programming needs to come up with a marriage predictor for men. Main variable: hairline.

shockingupdate · 2021-10-27T12:37:15+00:00

why is this so accurate i’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣 all but one wedding i’ve been to involved a gorgeous woman and a guy with a receding hairline

XRoze · 2021-10-27T21:16:32+00:00

Holy shit you just blew my mind. Except for a handful of outliers, all the men I know with good hairlines who did get married are either cheating or divorced o.0

ububTkuc · 2021-10-27T14:56:14+00:00

I always joked thatPrince William propos3d to Waity Katiey because he looked in the mirror one morn8ng and saw his receding hairline.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-10-28T12:02:12+00:00

I must be oblivious. I never realized men balding early was such an issue?

Title	Truth in humor?😬
Author	Aocwannabe
Upvotes	446
Comments	30
Date	October 27, 2021 2:34 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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