I'm a regular contributor to a subreddit dedicated to hair, styles, upkeep, and overall hairstyling artistry on my other account, but I have always followed FDS. This is my first post because I feel the need for an angry rant.

Reddit is male-centric; that's obvious. But even areas that should be women-focused, like the subreddit I mentioned, get taken over by a bunch of dudes seeking basic hygiene tips.

"Am I balding?" What pic makes me more attractive?" "Should I give myself a buzz cut?" are constant everyday posts.

First, yes, you're balding. You're balding because you always wear a dirty baseball cap and wash your hair with six-in-one shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body wash, toothpaste, and mouthwash. I can't tell you how to adapt to basic hygiene that most girls have been practicing since they were six, like "use conditioner" and "don't wash your hair with dish detergent."

Second, I have no idea what hairstyle makes you more fuckable. Have you tried touching grass and not being needy? That's a classic look that fits everyone.

Finally, dude, just do the buzzcut. You have a quarter-inch of hair. It ain't that deep.

Meanwhile, ladies post pics of their cool new colors, requests on advice for avoiding frizziness or split ends, and pics of their awesome new pixie cuts (which are almost always met with one dude telling the chick she looks like a lesbian). You know, complex stuff that actually belongs on a subreddit for hair.

The other day, a chick shared multiple screenshots of some scrote sending her creepy sexual messages after she made an innocuous comment on yet another stupid "should I get a buzz cut" post. It took the mods FOREVER to ban the scrote. I'm almost positive he came back with yet another alternate.

These a-holes that post on hair subreddits don't want hair advice. They want to take over one of the few women-centric places on Reddit so they can get a chance to hit on girls with less competition. That, or they're f-ing morons who need to be told how conditioner works.

End rant.