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[–]blackwidoweFDS Newbie 436 points437 points438 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also can't forget Miranda. "His fist is big but my gun's bigger" .
[–]CatharticoverdrivePickmeisha™️ 145 points146 points147 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking queen shit.
[–]ucompostFDS Newbie 315 points316 points317 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
clears throat cuz Earl had to die!
[–]Bubbly-Risk-3758FDS Newbie 80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
na na na na naaaaaa naaaaa eeeeeeearl
[–]ucompostFDS Newbie 70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Those black eyed peas!!
[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist 56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Tasted alright to me
[–]berrylikeovaFDS Apprentice 73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all
[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You feelin' weak? Why donchu lay down and sleeeeep Eaaarl! Ain't it dark? Wrapped up in that taaaarp, Earl?!
[–]ThatOneCuteNerdyGirlFDS Apprentice 42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Goodbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Eeeeeearl!
[–]motioncaptureFFDS Newbie 226 points227 points228 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
'they think she did but they just can't prove it' 🧜♀️
[–]berrylikeovaFDS Apprentice 137 points138 points139 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I didn’t do it.
But if I’d done it.
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
[–]thatjimmyloveFDS Newbie 80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They Had it coming!
[–]blackwidoweFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Classic
[–]lhcm_FDS Newbie[🍰] 98 points99 points100 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Taylor finally joining the murdering a man side of country music
[–]thatjimmyloveFDS Newbie 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
her husbands acting different and it smells like infidelity icon
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That ain’t her Merlot on his mouth…that ain’t her jewelry in the joint account…
[–]finaljossbattleFDS Newbie 226 points227 points228 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
As I told my friend, both songs are the same marriage, just farther down the line lol. But seriously I feel like that female country music has such an undercurrent of domestic violence running through it suggests that all these so called country kings talking about their beautiful barefoot Juliets turn out to be the same guys who get drunk all the time, can’t stand hearing their partner disagree with them, and have no outlet for their anger about the dead end system they’re a part of where no one makes money and everyone struggles except to smack their wife around. Men’s country music songs are a fantasy and women’s are the reality. Look at Kacey Musgraves Same Trailer, Different Park.
Edit: thank you so much for the silver award! It’s so kind of you and I love the idea that people actually like what I have to say! This subreddit is so wholesome!
[–]finaljossbattleFDS Newbie 51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Replying to my own post because another member and I were discussing this and I pointed out that R&B had a similar structure, where men talk about self elevation and women talk about self emancipation. What is WAP but saying that if men are going to say all women have a price and “tricks aint nothing but bitches and hos” that women are going to start demanding a fair price?
If a man wants a queen, it’s going to cost a kingdom.
[–]AcadiaLeather5071Ruthless Strategist 66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Before he cheats by Carrie underwood 😍😍😍
[–]lovinglyeve 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Church Bells by Carrie Underwood as well!
[–]lvioletsnowFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
First song I thought of!
[–]blackwidoweFDS Newbie 121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's missing the typical beer and trucks in the mens column.
[–]UnforgettableBevyFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the dog ran away when Mom went to jail, and then he got drunk.
[–]WimminCritterFDS Newbie 109 points110 points111 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
male country singers can yeehaw down a well
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also where’s the ‘big pickup truck with the tires jacked up to let everyone know he’s compensating for something.
[–]slayeroftruthFDS Apprentice 104 points105 points106 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
They are called "murder ballads". Typically the themes are cheating and abuse. Sometimes their will be other type of themes but those two are the most common. Murder Ballads go far back to when country was mostly mountain music ballads people played in the hills.
I know Carrie Underwood has some amazing murder ballads. Two Black Cadallics was about mistress and wife coming together to get rid of the cheating husband. Blown Away was about abused girl. Church Bells about rich man who got with poor young women who he abused. The victims in all those songs killed their abuser. Its the same with Miranda Lambert Gun Powder and Lead.
What's creepy about the males is they are 30 year old dudes where a good portion of singles is them being bro's partying in collage. The way they preform is just .... Lets just say majority of males standards are soooooooooo low.
The women outperform them easy. Here is Jason Aldean vs Carrie Underwood at same award show or in same year with same Carrie Underwood song at different award show but without the drums. Women in country music have always had social themes at least when women had successful solo careers which started in 1930.
[–]huevos_and_whiskeyFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm, it’s almost as if you’re implying some kind of connection here…
[–]kycakeFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i don’t listen to country music but if this is actually the vibes of the lyrics then i gotta start. that’s definitely better than the lyrics in rap and rnb.
[–]freelancepsychicFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"She thinks my tractor's sexy"
Uh no
[–]Nice_Pass2393FDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because inequality and sexism is able to run unchecked in the country
[–]Emergency-Feed8216FDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]queen_beastmodeFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See, I can't get into country music because standard American faire is just too dark for me.
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[–]Phoenix__Rising2018Ruthless Strategist 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you mean male artists?
[–]QueenAlice3FDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ya. Autocorrect changed aren’t to are. I fixed it 🙄
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