Easiest decision I’d ever make

TypicalLastBorn · 2019-07-13T11:42:33+00:00

Lol! Who even listens to "female rap"? All they talk about is how much you wanna fuck them and/or how wet their pussy is

ClubZlut · 2019-07-13T13:28:08+00:00

... Who the fuck is this a difficult decision for?

jamesthewise · 2019-07-13T11:49:28+00:00

But how could i EVER go on in this house without banging " Im a boss ass Bitch Bitch Bitch, Im a boss ass Bitch Bitch Bitch, Im a boss ass Bitch Bitch Bitch" through the music system??!

Some people just dont wanna see the light smh 🤣

Chaos1990 · 2019-07-13T11:51:57+00:00

Like who, Nicki Fatasj?

cryptotim70726 · 2019-07-13T12:05:04+00:00

Build a domestic violence recovery center for men and advertise.

sshevie · 2019-07-13T12:44:46+00:00

I'd be drinking whiskey with my men and singing songs of great men from the times of old.

_ImS_ · 2019-07-13T13:45:42+00:00

I hope that claus means that even if the female rap is playing i will be incapable of hearing it.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-07-13T13:25:19+00:00

Is this a joke? Who the hell would listen to female rap??? Too easy. Give me my money and mansion

Captconnor2001 · 2019-07-13T13:22:31+00:00

I don't listen to rap already lol

frankgold · 2019-07-13T16:39:44+00:00

WTF is "female rap"? Never heard of it.

FallenITD · 2019-07-13T14:12:15+00:00

Catch? That’s a win/win situation

ItIsABear · 2019-07-13T14:48:53+00:00

Wtf is female rap lmao. To be fair, I bet they'd be good at it. It's just talking fast and for a long time, and they're already professionals at talking a long time.

ayram3824 · 2019-07-13T15:43:23+00:00

every time i criticize female rap on /r/hiphopheads i get downvoted to oblivion. its just not an appealing product.

GreatJanitor · 2019-07-13T16:40:33+00:00

As someone who refuses to even listen to rap... I don't understand how this is even a challenge

jarvis125 · 2019-07-13T15:08:09+00:00

The best trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

deviantsacktap91 · 2019-07-13T13:07:50+00:00

I would be sitting there drinking a beer, smoking a joint and listening to "Might as well get Stoned by Chris Stapleton"

stoopididoit · 2019-07-13T14:26:15+00:00

Shit, and here I am not listening for free...

TheSud007 · 2019-07-13T14:27:11+00:00

Angel Haze isn't a bad female rapper but would give up listening to her for this 😂

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-07-13T15:14:22+00:00

Women rap?

D33NJ4M · 2019-07-13T16:04:08+00:00

Genuinely read this as live here but you have to listen to female rap and it was a tough choice

Stunner900 · 2019-07-13T16:16:02+00:00

Jokes on them, I prefer classical music.

Charmingaxelotl · 2019-07-13T17:04:45+00:00

Female rap exists?

mangoround · 2019-07-13T17:07:11+00:00

I do that now and I’m broke LOL

jbslol · 2019-07-13T17:26:54+00:00

I can’t even name a female rapper.

[deleted] · 2019-07-13T19:05:12+00:00

Absolute Win

RIchardjCranium · 2019-07-13T14:27:04+00:00

I'm already doing it for free where's my gimmiedats

yeahidealmemes · 2019-07-13T14:49:50+00:00

I'd take the offer even if I got fuck all, having the ability to not hear female "rap" is good enough as it is

tdreampo · 2019-07-13T15:30:34+00:00

In fairness there are some fantastic female emcees, Jean Grae, Eternia, Voice. All of which I would miss their music. That being said this is a no brainer.

Uruke · 2019-07-13T16:01:34+00:00

I'm not being sarcastic. I've legit never heard female rap before.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-07-13T17:23:46+00:00

that's literally a win-win

Fluffeh_Panda · 2019-07-13T17:46:20+00:00

Who listening to female rap?

Swaggy_Mcswagson · 2019-07-13T17:53:10+00:00

I’d take that home and money over women anyday. Also female rappers are trash honestly.

GatemouthBrown · 2019-07-13T17:54:16+00:00

I don’t listen to rap at all, so that’s a really easy one.

lhllfptt · 2019-07-13T18:17:18+00:00

Female rap is fucking embarrassing.

red_matrix · 2019-07-13T18:18:48+00:00

Female rap, strangling a cat, it all sounds the same. Female rap is just women trying to be men. The only reason they are allowed to exist is because male rappers and producers want easy pu$$y.

BobDaRula · 2019-07-13T18:44:58+00:00

Never knew female rap was a thing

5maLLfry · 2019-07-13T19:48:25+00:00

I have literally never listened to female rap on purpose

[deleted] · 2019-07-13T20:03:24+00:00

I hate female rap, its disguating in the first place.

krusecontrol91 · 2019-07-13T20:30:34+00:00

Oh this is a good song nothing can ruin it!

cardi b kicks down the door

BertTheWelder · 2019-07-13T20:42:37+00:00

Better question is how much would you pay to never have to hear female rap again.

CO_POON_TAPPA · 2019-07-13T20:58:00+00:00

I don't even have to be paid a billion dollars and I'll keep the house I already have. I still wouldn't listen to female rap.

[deleted] · 2019-07-13T21:29:59+00:00

Not remotely close to a dilemma. The real dilemma would be if you could only listen to female rap.

DrJimmour · 2019-07-13T21:35:57+00:00

Gosh, it is a fuckin' sarcasm. Come on, guys, you ain't that stupid

kayfab · 2019-07-13T22:01:19+00:00

female rap hahhahh

cayden_13 · 2019-07-14T04:19:15+00:00

I'd PAY a billion dollars to have my ears modded to where I cant hear female rap

chambertlo · 2019-07-13T14:30:39+00:00

How is this even supposed to be a dilema? Lmao.

klenner__ · 2019-07-13T14:55:16+00:00

Where’s the downside?

Darthai · 2019-07-13T15:10:49+00:00

Female rap? What's special about female rap?

myokane606 · 2019-07-13T15:20:03+00:00

It has heated pool right?

leviathanch · 2019-07-13T15:22:27+00:00

Rap? What is that? 😂

supercullen004 · 2019-07-13T15:50:39+00:00

Well if you look at the username it’s not very surprising

lazy-and-crazy · 2019-07-13T16:00:56+00:00

I would make that deal in a heartbeat

ApeMilk · 2019-07-13T16:28:24+00:00

Hunneds and fiddies or saggy child rearing tiddies? Hmmm tough choice

nobodynoseboutme · 2019-07-13T16:31:09+00:00

It's a win for me

BonelessSkinless · 2019-07-13T16:34:31+00:00

LOL DONE DEAL. I'm not sitting there missing any female rappers lmao pay me

Borzoi71 · 2019-07-13T16:36:36+00:00

You guys are getting paid?!

tyronwind · 2019-07-13T19:15:49+00:00

I'm still waiting for the catch hahahha

javigot · 2019-07-13T19:32:17+00:00

Lmao this is a win-win.

Noxian-All-Star · 2019-07-13T19:44:33+00:00

Lmfaooo who gone decline???

Fumby3 · 2019-07-13T19:50:39+00:00

I can only name one female rapper and it's Cardi B. I'm content with living there

Snappybrowneyes · 2019-07-13T20:24:45+00:00

I’m a female and I would take that deal all day long!!! Lol

Corelogik · 2019-07-13T20:25:34+00:00

When do I move in? I can be packed in 2 hours,...

BlackBoxInquiry · 2019-07-13T20:33:05+00:00

Definitely prospering.

Depressedkid1998 · 2019-07-13T20:34:21+00:00

I would live there for free? Why is this supposedly a hard question

sk1239 · 2019-07-13T21:06:52+00:00

>but the catch is you can't listen to Female Rap again...
wait, there is one?!

arturowise · 2019-07-13T21:59:19+00:00

Listening to female rappers? Isn’t their only propuse to show their asses on instagram?

thatshitpostyguy · 2019-07-13T23:01:29+00:00

The closest thing to female rap I listen to is Alessia Cara's verse on 1-800-273-8255

Moldy_child · 2019-07-13T23:10:18+00:00

What the fuck even is this female rapper you speak of

[deleted] · 2019-07-13T23:12:27+00:00

Hell, you throw in an extra penny and I’ll give up all rap.

badcompanygg · 2019-07-13T23:24:05+00:00

Taylor Swift is the only female rapper I listen to

JosephND · 2019-07-13T23:27:35+00:00

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?

DJ2688 · 2019-07-13T23:39:35+00:00

Oh no!? No female rap!? Whatever will I do!?

malte-gustav_towski · 2019-07-13T23:43:30+00:00

i would rent it out to some successful female rappers and continue to travel the world with that income (i understand that most people fancy the idea to live in such a house - but please belive me, after only a couple of weeks its as ordinaly as living in a shared flat).

EpicFruityPie · 2019-07-13T23:45:05+00:00

Female rap is as bad as female sports.

MuayThaiYogi · 2019-07-13T23:54:32+00:00

Hell, I wouldn't listen to any rap anymore. All they do is mumble and talk about nothing of consequence anyway...

zryan3564 · 2019-07-14T00:41:09+00:00

I don't listen to female rap now it's an easy decision.

21354641654684 · 2019-07-14T00:41:58+00:00

I get paid a billion dollars to live in a mansion but I can't listen to female rap?

Shit, you can keep the house and the money, I'd be happy if I didn't ever have to hear that cRap again.

BlackenedAndBlue · 2019-07-14T00:58:31+00:00

I see this as an absolute win!

Bestoftherest222 · 2019-07-14T01:10:46+00:00

Female rap, its as creative as a 2 year old doing macaroni picture. Even the fat ugly Ms. Elliott, who is arguably the best female rapper, is rather below average in terms of rappers.

Nevek_Green · 2019-07-14T01:29:02+00:00

Plot twist it's haunted as hell, so it's one of those which option sucks the least deals.

rossquaza · 2019-07-14T01:37:20+00:00

It's like female fronted metal, it doesn't even need to exist.

Swinship · 2019-07-14T01:40:49+00:00

i mean if i only have to never listen to any 1 genre ill still take this deal, even if its my favourite genre. But Female Rap is easy as i dont listen to it anyways.

NoidedPotSmoker · 2019-07-14T02:20:32+00:00

I don't listen to female rap anyways so free house.

stuwie32 · 2019-07-14T02:22:44+00:00

This would be really bad if you forced me to drive a Lamborghini and added a additional million for every female you force me to deny with a smile 😂😂😂

meisannpc · 2019-07-14T03:26:15+00:00

That's a downside? Hardly. I listen to death core anyway, so I couldn't give less of a shit.

TwilightSea · 2019-07-14T03:26:34+00:00

Lol. I listen to metal so..... holds out his hand

Coryfdw200 · 2019-07-14T03:58:31+00:00

Can I still listen to good music?

gadabout13 · 2019-07-14T06:10:42+00:00

Living the dream...and inviting all you bastards

ManOfFocus665 · 2019-07-14T06:51:55+00:00

Jean grae.

Ostrich-Hungry · 2019-07-14T09:37:44+00:00

This is the equivalent of asking if you want to be set for life and can do whatever you want, but you won’t get cancer. Like what?

MoneyOverHoes3 · 2019-07-14T14:14:06+00:00

Female rap fucking sucks just like all rap music after ~2004

BetterSkatez · 2019-07-15T01:22:23+00:00

Most female rap songs are nihilistic shit.

THOTdestroyer_5000 · 2019-07-13T14:46:08+00:00

I never even knew there's a female rap. Not gonna look it up, it's probably cancer anyway.

drmangrum · 2019-07-13T15:43:35+00:00

Unless someone is going to pay for the cleaning it upkeep, I'd be happy with a double wide and hot tub.

lazybeedrill · 2019-07-14T00:35:18+00:00

...ok so yall against female singers??

Harbulary-Bandit · 2019-07-13T14:35:47+00:00

Real talk tho? I’d tear up Nikki. I don’t care if she can’t rap, tbh. Lol. Skeet skeet

DantesInferno91 · 2019-07-13T15:52:16+00:00

The hardest of sacrifices requires the strongest of wills

ShittySoftwar3 · 2019-07-13T13:18:25+00:00

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Title	Easiest decision I’d ever make
Author	ShittySoftwar3
Upvotes	1909
Comments	214
Date	July 13, 2019 11:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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Absolute Win