It's all about timing

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-04-30T13:11:29+00:00

Father was like : Well fuck. Not again.

MadRussian07 · 2019-04-30T11:52:23+00:00

Her father was like “Good for you kid, now be free from this burden”

Edit: Thanks for the karma lads

throwawayapparently9 · 2019-04-30T11:55:58+00:00

probably the father had experienced this shit 30 years ago too.

PrismMage · 2019-04-30T12:54:41+00:00

The father was thinking, "I was this close to getting her out of my house. Damn it!"

jryan12345 · 2019-04-30T13:43:02+00:00

If this story is true, then this guy is a legend. The father probably had that happen to him at least once in his life. I bet he has a quiet admiration for the guy that posted this.

snakelord · 2019-04-30T16:25:05+00:00

I did this at Xmas a few years ago. MIL asked when we're going to have kids, I said "ask the Australian stranger that your daughter slept with because we had a fight." Confused silence. Left her a year and half ago and it's been paradise.

WildCock30 · 2019-04-30T13:05:48+00:00

Father was like: “Stay blessed, kid.”

D4rk50ul · 2019-04-30T14:50:09+00:00

I had a chick back in the day hang out with an ex.. Me and my roommate packed all her stuff in plastic bags and took some choice Polaroids, left it all on the front door with a note that said "Hookers are cheaper and you don't have to live with them."

clybourn · 2019-04-30T15:42:05+00:00

Dad: “Hamz kinda dry”

Teflon08191 · 2019-04-30T14:39:54+00:00

The father must have been thinking "just when I thought I'd finally be rid of this burdensome slut of a daughter..."

MuleFool42 · 2019-04-30T14:23:28+00:00

I think this is fake but it's a fantastic story! LOL. Love the father's reaction. He's like, uh huh.

Hee hee.

cleats4u · 2019-04-30T13:01:15+00:00

Was the father Al Bundy!

phuk-nugget · 2019-04-30T14:16:31+00:00

That could’ve gone a lot worse, kids got balls

nosoupforyou · 2019-04-30T14:09:42+00:00

Savage

LikeHarambeMemes · 2019-04-30T14:29:44+00:00

This father is a man!

IcebergHermit · 2019-04-30T16:25:30+00:00

Her mom was crying because “now she will never leave home!!!”

mgtowthrowww · 2019-04-30T17:41:08+00:00

My ex and I’s breakup was “peaceful”, because I didn’t want her suing for common law marriage stuff. I just wanted it to be a breakup. If I didn’t think there’d be legal consequences, I would’ve tossed her shit out the window and let the birds carry it away.

Her parents (great people) thought we broke up because “we just grew apart”.

I wanted so badly to shout “YOUR DAUGHTER IS A FUCKING WHORE!” But didn’t. I’m not that dumb.

Instead while we were packing her things I just shrugged at one point in our conversation and said “Hey, maybe you’ll meet Hank soon”

“Who?”

“Huh? Oh, I dunno. I guess you probably won’t”.

Hank’s obviously not his real name for Internet story, but I like to imagine he asked her who Hank was at some point and she shit herself.

I weirdly derive a different, but near-equal pleasure from that as I do the thought of screaming “YOUR DAUGHTER IS A FUCKING WHORE!” at her parents.

She never sent any pissed-off texts about “YOU TOLD MY DAD ABOUT HANK, YOU FUCK!”, so I have to only wonder if it happened. Fun mystery.

mebunghole · 2019-04-30T15:10:10+00:00

Lol at the dad

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-04-30T14:03:47+00:00

LMAO OMFG that was EPIC. SIR I APPLAUD YOU.

itwasntme19 · 2019-04-30T17:36:09+00:00

A lot of men here are saying this never happen. A great percentage of men today don't have the courage to stand their ground and not put up with a cheating gf/spouse, they look the other way cause they have no self respect like a spineless cuck. When you lose the fear to walk away, you become a man.

pixelies · 2019-04-30T16:41:08+00:00

neverhappened #thingsiwishidid

In_This_Here_Economy · 2019-04-30T14:42:44+00:00

Beautifully executed.

Would love to see the instant replay of that.

fuckoffplsthankyou · 2019-04-30T17:04:03+00:00

I dunno...somehow this has the ring of truth to me.

Mgtow_troaway · 2019-04-30T18:57:57+00:00

I promise you deep down that dad wishes he could have walked out with you.

khaoboy74 · 2019-04-30T16:32:54+00:00

Pops thinking, damn I should done that 30 years ago.

Disposable__Male · 2019-04-30T18:59:54+00:00

Revenge is a dish best served ice cold. 👏😌

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-04-30T20:53:07+00:00

Perhaps Dad was thinking: "Serves her right for whoring around..."

deweylikeshentai · 2019-04-30T21:47:30+00:00

I mean I don’t usually condone this type of stuff but if you cheat on someone with an ex, you deserve it

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-05-01T00:21:24+00:00

Her father was probably thinking "This is the most alpha thing I've ever seen"

TigPlaze · 2019-04-30T15:04:57+00:00

Damn. Someone's got balls.

Sad_Larry · 2019-04-30T15:56:13+00:00

Only boomers are retarded enough to believe this happened

joshuagatto · 2019-04-30T17:07:36+00:00

Lol, handled this perfectly

Deckardisdead · 2019-04-30T18:18:01+00:00

Is there a way to nominate this dude for King? Savage MF'er….love it.

Beerbeer007 · 2019-04-30T19:42:12+00:00

Classy move, no insults or anger, just peace of mind, speaking the truth.

combatmonk · 2019-04-30T21:55:50+00:00

My Nibba

Williamsarapist · 2019-05-01T01:40:47+00:00

You know the dad was 100% on the dudes side. The girls mothers has probably had a round with some Chads in the neighborhood

klim_milk · 2019-04-30T22:02:36+00:00

That Dad was so close to getting rid of a problem child. Now, he'll grow old with that python constricting the life out of him.

Praline1322 · 2019-04-30T14:35:25+00:00

😂😂😂

Red_Pill_Philosopher · 2019-04-30T16:24:48+00:00

His girlfriend is only mad because she got caught. Mom was crying because she thought she was going to get grand kids and it backfired. The dad is there thinking about all the drama he has to deal with once that man who took the ring leaves the house and just like women do will blame the father somehow for this wedding not working out. Taking bets now that’s the outcome.

Pandastratton · 2019-04-30T17:03:41+00:00

I envy ur strength op.. fucking baller af

gbevans · 2019-04-30T17:07:30+00:00

f'in epic !!! I just hope it's true.

DarkTruthOfLife · 2019-04-30T20:17:52+00:00

The father's response reminds me of 24 years ago, when I was in college and started dating a young woman I met on a BBS (older folks might remember those). I was having dinner with her family and the young woman started having a tantrum about something and stomped off. Her father pulled me aside and said, "She's just like her mother". After a few dates I came to understand what he meant, as it was obvious he was brow-beaten by the mother. The daughter tried the same garbage with me, so I kicked her to the curb.

Long_Range_Shooter · 2019-04-30T20:30:43+00:00

Like my Brother said when my niece got married, SHE'S HIS PROBLEM NOW.

earlsweatyshirt · 2019-05-01T00:22:12+00:00

Lads Imma be honest I'm not the biggest MGTOW fan but this shit is fucking badass as fuck.

TheDumbassGenius · 2019-05-01T01:09:38+00:00

Remind me to never have daughters. Oh wait.....

TheDumbassGenius · 2019-05-01T01:11:10+00:00

This is how I imagine the father

moban89 · 2019-04-30T14:27:54+00:00

I really hope this really happened

JihadNinjaCowboy · 2019-04-30T16:20:13+00:00

You deserve honorary "thug life" sunglasses!

PimpTears007 · 2019-04-30T16:36:06+00:00

If I was the dad, and I saw that you were a good and decent man, I'd actually be happy for you.

Mathematician_Mike · 2019-04-30T17:54:42+00:00

Wiped my mouth with my napkin ... this makes me think of the Like a sir-meme. :-)

mrbump34 · 2019-05-01T09:13:48+00:00

Beautiful. Dodged a HUGE bullet and made sure everyone knows the truth. GYOW gentlemen.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-04-30T18:38:45+00:00

I want to laugh but I can't. He must have loved her and was devastated by her sluttery. This reinforces my belief that women simply cannot and will not, under just about any circumstance (even when they have everything to lose), keep their legs closed.

Azius11 · 2019-04-30T19:04:20+00:00

Timing is key gents

DiabolicAvenger · 2019-04-30T19:33:43+00:00

The balls on Anon here.... Holy Shit!

PimpinAce175 · 2019-04-30T19:45:22+00:00

That was amazing

Doogadoooo · 2019-04-30T20:40:16+00:00

This is amazing hahaha

Tacticus_Anguis · 2019-04-30T21:41:59+00:00

God this was majestic

GunnBelievable01 · 2019-04-30T22:19:56+00:00

Fuck yes.

ResolvingParadox13 · 2019-04-30T22:54:17+00:00

Father was busy contemplating the meaning of life. None of it was at all surprising to him

MrRetroGamer · 2019-04-30T23:52:07+00:00

Father: “ah shit, here we go again.”

TheDumbassGenius · 2019-05-01T01:07:26+00:00

The Father is a fucking savage. Probably knew the code.

iCanReadMyOwnMind · 2019-05-01T01:20:34+00:00

Lesbians go hard in the taint.

TGxRedPlayer · 2019-05-01T01:24:58+00:00

This totally happened

gevalher · 2019-05-01T02:37:57+00:00

The father knows!

billybob_jr · 2019-05-01T13:09:27+00:00

You goddamn legend

IIglassfaceII · 2019-05-06T03:42:52+00:00

r/fanfiction

Shiningcrow · 2019-08-12T20:58:22+00:00

That dad👌🏻😂

mgtow_till_death · 2019-10-06T15:28:02+00:00

Father is emotionally numb after 30 years of marriage lol. Dead inside

trueliberal1 · 2019-04-30T17:31:18+00:00

A real MGTOW would simply have broken up and not cared at all about humiliating her in front of her family. This screams "I'm hurt and I want to hurt you back". MGTOW means freeing yourself from such dependencies. Only those who care want revenge. The beauty of going your own way is that every moment of your life is now yours to fulfill the best you can.

EffectiveEgg · 2019-04-30T23:56:47+00:00

There's no way this actually happened but props to whoever coined this brilliant fictitious story.

Title	It's all about timing
Author	anonfrom8chan
Upvotes	4252
Comments	145
Date	April 30, 2019 11:43 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bj2ayw/its_all_about_timing/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/its-all-about-timing.474049 https://theredarchive.com/post/474049

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neverhappened #thingsiwishidid