fair fight

IoSonCalaf · 2020-09-06T14:10:39+00:00

“Application requirements”. Ugh. She’s also probably one of those women who use “______ to the front of the line”.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-09-06T15:10:38+00:00

Notice the wording. Application. It,s like a job but you're the one paying and working.

RedBLOODrising · 2020-09-06T14:07:29+00:00

I would love to know her reply haha

Snowball-79 · 2020-09-06T15:15:46+00:00

I'm 6.4, but I still dislike girls who have this view, and it's often some 220lb whale too. Now if you tell them that your requirements are no girls over 140lb, all hell breaks loose! Have been called a misogynistic pig more than once by girls like this. It's ok though, shallow people ranks lower than my cats poop.

TheRikari · 2020-09-06T15:57:12+00:00

It's always weird how some women insist on an unchangeable body type but them say men should accept an unhealthy body type

Mouette_man · 2020-09-06T14:14:15+00:00

Love seeing those people get denied, I'm sick of "HoW tAlL aRe YoU ?" (Well usually I answer "what's your weight" x) )

OfTheOpera · 2020-09-06T15:35:06+00:00

After i stopped putting my height on dating apps the amount of matches i made substantially decreased, but the quality of people increased. Highly recommended for taller individuals.

spectre89 · 2020-09-06T16:24:12+00:00

I’m tall - when I see a woman list “must be tall / short men swipe left” I swipe left immediately.

Just no.

DillonTheFatUglyMale · 2020-09-06T14:53:25+00:00

We need these tall gems to stand up for us small folks! Stay united Men!

youlovejoeDesign · 2020-09-06T16:53:44+00:00

I've matched with 70 women in two weeks. They can't even message back. When they do say hi.. they ghost you..it would be fun if they banned onlyfans and cam sites for a month.. make em sweat.

Zeref151 · 2020-09-06T16:08:20+00:00

Glad to see a fellow tall guy fighting the real fight good work soldier

Iwilleatyourpie · 2020-09-06T15:30:53+00:00

Damn you have a weight joke right there. Why not use to troll then leave?

2020-09-06T16:43:53+00:00

A tall king, taking one for us short kings

Bamboozle-noodle · 2020-09-06T16:24:19+00:00

I wonder how she would have responded if he said “glad to know you’re kind of skinny”

ShiftRepresentative · 2020-09-06T15:48:05+00:00

Know your worth king! 👑

dontFart_InSpaceSuit · 2020-09-06T16:56:03+00:00

Hahaha, yes women messaging on bumble have “application requirements”. Bull fucking shit, you thirsty bitch.

drunkrabbit99 · 2020-09-06T17:17:15+00:00

Bro she looks like a fleshlight under a mop head

Valor_X · 2020-09-06T16:30:05+00:00

Short and simple, feels good. Take my award

Carter0108 · 2020-09-06T17:00:49+00:00

I'm 6'1". It doesn't make up for ugly.

2020-09-06T17:39:53+00:00

it's hard to tell from the pic, but she looks a lot like my hairy asshole.

who does she think she is?

dueytk · 2020-09-06T15:30:45+00:00

Forever alone or miserably divorced.

DamianDev · 2020-09-06T16:02:18+00:00

Guaranteed she became hooked after he replied that.
Ask me how I know...

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2020-09-06T17:52:24+00:00

Hey, how big are your tits, and what weight are you? Those are some of my requirements.

-Listening · 2020-09-06T15:25:49+00:00

Uh to be fair she lived in Florida.

jollygreenscott91 · 2020-09-06T14:10:27+00:00

Nice.

Rickest-Jon · 2020-09-06T16:18:13+00:00

LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND. I WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND!

lersday · 2020-09-06T16:47:02+00:00

is your service provider facebook?

Rithari · 2020-09-06T16:48:19+00:00

What app is this?

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-09-06T16:48:55+00:00

Application requirements, ffs it's not a fucking job.

ThetaGangFeedsMyFam · 2020-09-06T16:58:11+00:00

That felt good, thanks OP, very satisfying

goldenjuniper · 2020-09-06T17:16:47+00:00

Her response: shrug... I'll move on to the next 100 guys in my inbox.

iiForse · 2020-09-06T17:18:20+00:00

Thanks king.

Sincerely, a 5’7 prince

Rabano11 · 2020-09-06T17:25:20+00:00

Funny story: my girl wants to date other women and I’m cool with it but she’s literally losing her mind with these dry ass bitches. She doesn’t know I can also log onto her Tinder and it’s so funny: hey, hey, so what’s up, nm... lmaooo. I’ve had so many convo’s with the women where they literally think the convo is flowing ‘naturally’, no dummy, I’m asking questions, being funny and I’m planning ahead, you’re doing nothing but responding to what you see.. poorly

rtmacfeester · 2020-09-06T17:30:06+00:00

She looks a little heavy too. She's in no place to criticizing height.

Jive_Sloth · 2020-09-06T17:48:43+00:00

Tall enough to see that red flag from a mile away

FantasticGoat88 · 2020-09-06T17:50:41+00:00

2s thinking they’re 10s on dating apps because they get a million message from thirsty dudes

Wombizzle · 2020-09-06T17:50:55+00:00

she's nowhere NEAR attractive enough to be saying this kinda shit lmfao

remnantechoes · 2020-09-06T17:52:40+00:00

Just kinda, don't get too excited

XhunterboiX · 2020-09-06T18:00:14+00:00

Best chick fight I've ever seen.

GreatWhiteNurse · 2020-09-06T18:29:47+00:00

Nothing wrong with liking certain physical traits but it def isn't a great pick-up line. Kinda reads more like a poorly executed joke rather than an attack on the entire male gender that reddit users seem to think it is.

Human_Number_88623 · 2020-09-06T15:57:45+00:00

I like derpy cats when they are super derpy and when they go derp

asharwood · 2020-09-06T16:19:40+00:00

No offense but women should be able to say they want a tall man just like a man should be able to say he wants a fit girl. We should be able to have preferences and not be shamed for them. There’s nothing wrong with having a preference in your mate as long as you are not a douche about it.

TawfiqTheDicc · 2020-09-06T15:46:50+00:00

Idk if short guys suddenly became tall they'd back their brothers up

Human_Number_88623 · 2020-09-06T15:54:40+00:00

Holy shit I need to try that one

HHIDROLIXX · 2020-09-06T16:55:10+00:00

Is this fucking yubo lmao

Shibacki · 2020-09-06T17:30:51+00:00

KING

jonjonesjohnson · 2020-09-06T17:34:28+00:00

Mah maaaaan!

RoscoMan1 · 2020-09-06T17:36:02+00:00

To be fair it was a long way.

TNTorch · 2020-09-06T17:57:13+00:00

Bravo.

BurningOrangeHeaven · 2020-09-06T18:02:50+00:00

You guys need to stop telling them, because you are making it harder for the next guy to filter.

Fineous4 · 2020-09-06T18:07:04+00:00

Meh, this could have been a joke on her part.

SatanComeBack · 2020-09-06T18:10:44+00:00

Honestly I dont see the problem with wanting to date people you find attractive

Nimtzsche · 2020-09-06T18:15:04+00:00

We should have weight requirements incorporated.

notarealfetus · 2020-09-06T18:19:18+00:00

Can't believe cunts are so dumb. Like if you're a dude and like skinny chicks you don't just go "good thing your nice and skinny, that's one of my requirements". Preferences are fine but broadcasting it like that is dumb as fuck.

Doplebstriggeryou · 2020-09-06T18:21:02+00:00

i would say this is vanilla. sounds more like a bad joke. but alright.

SubstantialNinja · 2020-09-06T18:24:15+00:00

All women are like that though, he'll just end up with one that knows to conceal it.

ZetikaGaming · 2020-09-06T18:39:15+00:00

Good man

knee-rlathotep · 2020-09-06T18:42:04+00:00

am tall, but wouldn't date someone who thought being short was a deal breaker

F1lthyca5ual · 2020-09-06T18:52:44+00:00

It finally happened.

Some girl asked me my height today lol

Tom2123 · 2020-09-06T18:59:50+00:00

“BUt iT’s jUSt a PRefErENcE!!!”......FOH

MrRiggs · 2020-09-06T19:02:03+00:00

A disaster woman avoided! Nice.

IrishGuyNYC00 · 2020-09-06T21:00:20+00:00

I sure hope she can sing, because you could make a killing off this bitch as a Michael Jackson tribute act.

nicksbrunchattiffany · 2020-09-06T16:54:10+00:00

These kind of woman is what gives the rest of us a bad name.

Spheniss · 2020-09-06T17:03:49+00:00

There's a lot of hate for women that don't date "short" men. Honestly, you like what you like - if you aren't attracted to shorter dudes that's fine.

What's important is that you're not a dick about it. That's where lots of people go wrong.

hehexDim12btw · 2020-09-06T17:17:15+00:00

This could potentially just be a joke lmfao

mikeymichaels · 2020-09-06T14:25:42+00:00

Do you know what girls call guys under 6 ft tall?

Friends

SheldonKeefeFan02 · 2020-09-06T16:56:54+00:00

Wonder why he lied about his height?

BreweryBuddha · 2020-09-06T15:55:06+00:00

lmao with this sub, it's literally just "women aren't allowed to care about looks at all"

kinda tall is a perfectly reasonable think to care about. I don't swipe on any girls who are 5'10+ usually because I don't find it attractive. it's a normal human thing, get over it.

atari_bigby · 2020-09-06T16:18:05+00:00

ITT: shallow people getting defensive

Rattlingplates · 2020-09-06T16:34:45+00:00

Don’t see what’s wrong with being attracted to certain attributes....

GwerillaGrip · 2020-09-06T18:19:13+00:00

Some of you agree with this while having a thousand “preferences” for women, has to be shorter than me, has to be skinny, has to be this race, has to cook for me, has to clean up after me, can’t have too much makeup, can’t have guy friends are just some. And of course there’s girls who are shallow but the moment a girl prefers a height some of you act like they just insulted your entire life.

WeakHamburger · 2020-09-06T15:07:07+00:00

Based

DeltaFireBlues · 2020-09-06T16:19:07+00:00

If you’re a tall guy why would you give a shit? Probably lied about his height 😂

HPIDDYfanboy101 · 2020-09-06T15:27:38+00:00

I really don't understand why it's such an issue on here that women are typically attracted to taller men 😂😂

That said I think really on bumble (which I think has a height filter anyway) it is weird for her to act so up herself 🤷‍♂️

Kymei · 2020-09-06T16:49:53+00:00

The funny thing about this is she’s unaffected by this and can move on to hundreds of more men 🚀🚀

xMoody · 2020-09-06T17:32:51+00:00

youre allowed to have preferences for romantic/sexual interests you absolute buffoon

Vietpholover · 2020-09-06T15:00:14+00:00

Yo you know this person *might* be giving a compliment about height in a subtle way right? Objectively speaking I don't think she's acting like a bitch from this one introductory text..so what is the problem here?

CopyX · 2020-09-06T16:52:19+00:00

You guys must have zero preferences then. Cool.

Maka_Maker · 2020-09-06T18:02:38+00:00

this wasn’t bad. She likes taller guys.. what’s the big deal?

cookie-caramello · 2020-09-06T18:01:42+00:00

This is a fake conversation

meghnaaad · 2020-09-06T15:11:54+00:00

Fucking manlets and their insecurities. Listen you salty midgets, no one has any control over their personal sexual preference. If someone is not attracted to manlets then that's that, they can't help it, they are not being prejudiced, they are not trying to insult you.

Don't take it personally, it's better they are clear and direct up front instead of wasting both of yours time.

JOREVEUSA · 2020-09-06T16:59:57+00:00

Lmao... guy sounds like a big pussy and so is op

Title	fair fight
Author	hamburger12199
Upvotes	12382
Comments	427
Date	September 6, 2020 1:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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