Jennifer Garner gets schooled by Conan

pjwarnet · 2020-04-19T03:41:01+00:00

The real takeaway from this is that Conan went to harvard

ru5tysn4k3 · 2020-04-19T04:43:06+00:00

Garner: Snuck isn't a word Conan

Audience claps

Conan: Yes it is. Here's proof.

Audience claps

dkdabber · 2020-04-19T01:31:29+00:00

I "sneaked" into the room

TheAmazingThanos · 2020-04-19T05:20:49+00:00

She's not really using a pussy pass though

BillBuckner88 · 2020-04-19T02:49:46+00:00

I can never watch this clip. Makes me cringe too hard, she just thinks she burnt his ass big time.

Gayonsss · 2020-04-19T06:13:07+00:00

thats not pussy pass

all4reddit · 2020-04-19T01:23:03+00:00

Conan (who is a Harvard graduate) is a smart and witty guy by any metric.

Garner graduated from Denison University in Ohio.

theruley · 2020-04-19T05:53:10+00:00

On what planet does this count as ppd?

DiverMan6969 · 2020-04-19T02:03:08+00:00

Just sit there and look embarrassed bitch

CIoverload · 2020-04-19T01:37:44+00:00

She was so fuckin confident that sneaked was a word and snuck wasn't... also does conan not have a smart phone?

Edit:guys shut up

WallStreetMedic · 2020-04-19T05:56:22+00:00

This isn't a pussy pass, so much as it is r/iamverysmart

Sir_Puppington_Esq · 2020-04-19T06:35:54+00:00

Not really PPD material though, is it? She wasn't using her status as a woman to get some kind of advantage here.

MadJackViking · 2020-04-19T01:54:46+00:00

Og Karen

An_average_one · 2020-04-19T04:36:51+00:00

Ah yes, the Kickstarter of r/ConfidentlyIncorrect

Initial-Spend · 2020-04-19T06:05:19+00:00

The audience is illiterate af

IceColdPlasma · 2020-04-19T04:33:07+00:00

My dude, this doesn't belong here. Why'd you post it here?

JeNightWolf · 2020-04-19T05:59:03+00:00

Shes from West Virginia. Give her a break most of the people there share an IQ point.

Baanished · 2020-04-19T09:59:48+00:00

when does she try to use a pussy pass tho?

-CODED- · 2020-04-19T04:16:26+00:00

Im so done with this sub. How tf is this PPD?!?!

You guys arent even trying anymore when shit posting on this sub.

joeshmo7777 · 2020-04-19T01:42:29+00:00

Its staged relax

TRON0314 · 2020-04-19T06:41:12+00:00

NOT PPD.

Jesus. Is it "post everything" now?

TableGrables · 2020-04-19T10:44:40+00:00

This isn't pussypassdenied ffs. She isn't using a pussypass, there's nothing to deny her of.

UnculturedCapitalist · 2020-04-19T11:52:52+00:00

bruh it’s just good fun. plus it’s scripted too. i think you just hate women. what happened to this sub?

GaryChopper · 2020-04-19T12:25:27+00:00

I don't this is pussypassdenied, she didn't use her sex to gain a privilege, she was just wrong.

Baswdc · 2020-04-19T07:09:32+00:00

Wait, how is this a pussy pass? This is just a woman getting burned by something which isn't related to gender?

cruud123 · 2020-04-19T03:04:00+00:00

Some of the posts here makes you all look like incels, shes not even mentioning anything about gender

nicodiumus · 2020-04-19T03:21:58+00:00

I often wonder if this was staged.

EGO224 · 2020-04-19T07:21:35+00:00

This isn't a pussy pass, it's just Jennifer Garner being a bitch.

Zuck7980 · 2020-04-19T04:44:38+00:00

I like your username OP !

tangmang14 · 2020-04-19T05:40:47+00:00

Lets all just appreciate that conan is the best late night host.

Genuine Humble Smart And a above all FUNNY

NOZZLeS · 2020-04-19T07:51:52+00:00

First of all, this was scripted, second, is this the single most reposted clip in reddits history?

CalvinsCuriosity · 2020-04-19T10:52:11+00:00

Linguists: isn't language a constantly evolving thing? Especially English? Is there really a proper way to use words if the language evolves? Like if you use words that have similar meanings in weird ways? Like can you split a tree standing upright horizontally? If words are determined by majority rules, like Yolo, does it really have any rules, I mean, people with enough influence have made up their own words...right?

Stupid question.

DandyEmo · 2020-04-19T11:03:49+00:00

Jesus can’t believe people don’t believe this is all staged

princeofddr · 2020-04-19T11:43:21+00:00

This subreddit is going into the toilet these days...

Crazyripps · 2020-04-19T05:52:21+00:00

She should’ve Focus on improving her terrible acting rather then trying to be a teacher.

chappersyo · 2020-04-19T11:40:16+00:00

I remember when this sub wasn’t just a thinly veiled excuse to hate on woman for any reason at all.

turbokungfu · 2020-04-19T04:16:01+00:00

Slow news day, it seems.

Triplicata · 2020-04-19T04:01:36+00:00

Why did she try to act smart? Anyone can tell she isn't smart by the movies she chooses to be in.

BlackZilla_Prime · 2020-04-19T04:09:38+00:00

Jennifer Garner has a nice pair of tits in that dress!

DeepSouthDude · 2020-04-19T04:50:40+00:00

But she's so fuckable...

SDSUAZTECS · 2020-04-19T05:02:03+00:00

My god she is a fucking 10/10

TKBarbus · 2020-04-19T04:49:04+00:00

Anybody have video/know how exactly she followed that?

ChristianRuma · 2020-04-19T04:59:42+00:00

u/Vredditdownloader

SmilesQuietly · 2020-04-19T05:00:53+00:00

If the sounds you make convey your point, then they are valid words. Correcting someone and being wrong is a two-fer on the douche scale.

richard3458 · 2020-04-19T05:09:54+00:00

I love the way he pronounced sneak at the end lmao

Meagermuskrat · 2020-04-19T05:15:25+00:00

He is basically paid for his opinion. Funny? Yes what we hear isn't what he feels

Noone_believes_that · 2020-04-19T05:21:45+00:00

Every fucking week

AroundGoesThe18 · 2020-04-19T05:28:23+00:00

I miss the days of good Conan.

Wombatusmaximus · 2020-04-19T05:31:48+00:00

Right now it would be accurate to say I “snack” into the room because I’m eating all the time, p.s. am a piece or shit

richardd08 · 2020-04-19T05:47:35+00:00

How can you think snuck isn't a word???

ItsCowBeef · 2020-04-19T08:40:34+00:00

u/VredditDownloader

apugoneappu · 2020-04-19T09:56:05+00:00

r/MurderedByWords

geekyrant · 2020-04-19T11:14:18+00:00

😂😂😂😂

geekyrant · 2020-04-19T11:15:11+00:00

She could feature in Discovery's Destroyed in Seconds 🤣🤣

blackcake666 · 2020-04-19T11:23:38+00:00

she is the definition of idiot look it up it is in the dictionary

murderthumbz · 2020-04-19T12:12:45+00:00

This has to be top ten reposted content.

coffeesmiling · 2020-04-19T12:13:28+00:00

So i guess this was staged, why would he have a dictionary there.

CarlRod · 2020-04-19T12:58:23+00:00

There’s always been something about Jennifer Garner I didn’t like.

SpellingEra · 2020-04-19T14:48:07+00:00

Doesn't fit the sub. Also, I hate her argument. You went to Harvard, meaning you can never be wrong about a word.

RadioGuyRob · 2020-04-19T15:46:22+00:00

She got Kentucky fucked on camera.

spontaneouscobra · 2020-04-19T17:01:19+00:00

Never challenge a Harvard student, Jimmy Neutron learned that the hard way.

ziggmuff · 2020-04-19T20:25:39+00:00

What a dumb bitch!

How stupid of an adult do you need to be to think "snuck" is not a word, and also being such a whore that you call someone out on it even though you were wrong the entire time?

StopForcedCrossplay · 2020-04-19T04:07:52+00:00

Wow what a pretentious dumbfuck. I hate people like that, they're almost always wrong too. There's some weird ass words in the English language.

YAISEDDIT · 2020-04-19T05:16:51+00:00

This is literally older than the internet.

PaulSkinback00 · 2020-04-19T01:43:43+00:00

Don't even like the little cunt, but that was well played.

SenpaiPete · 2020-04-19T06:07:56+00:00

More evidence that celebrities are stupid, pretentious fucks that think they are better than everyone else.

The_Dutch_Fox · 2020-04-19T10:20:02+00:00

So someone shared a cringy staged joke in a shitty obnoxious american talk show, where a woman acted "wrong" and did not use a pussy pass whatsover, and somehow that constitutes highly upvotable content in pussypassdenied?!

Mods have let this sub go to shit. I'm outta here.

And yep, answer whatever all you want. I won't respond.

MusicalBitch47 · 2020-04-19T06:55:40+00:00

A) Not PPD. If it were real, it would be most likely be something like r/confidentlyincorrect or r/iamverysmart

B) There’s like a 1% chance this is real. Especially since it’s Conan, and the dude is amazing at comedy like this.

KanyeT · 2020-04-19T07:29:37+00:00

Not really a PPD, but on an unrelated note, she is looking fine!

Mr_KREKK · 2020-04-19T08:25:32+00:00

I am not even a native speaker of English and I know that. Americans are stupid.

isitkino · 2020-04-19T09:47:01+00:00

In my entire life, I have never heard anyone say

sneaked

That just sounds wrong.

Varapes · 2020-04-19T10:08:42+00:00

I fucking hate grammar Nazis

walkertxrg · 2020-04-19T04:43:15+00:00

Wear an entire dress next time.

(Sorry, I don’t really feel that way, but I have people trying to assassinate my character and I’m leaving them gifts)

Zuck7980 · 2020-04-19T04:44:22+00:00

Jennifer Garner suck my dick - that is what Conan said in a subtle way.

TheLovingTruth · 2020-04-19T03:10:12+00:00

Jennifer Garner isn't as hot as she looks like she thinks she looks like she thinks she looks like she is.

realdjjmc · 2020-04-19T02:56:17+00:00

I cant stand Conan and never find him funny. Is it just me?

Benefect · 2020-04-19T09:11:52+00:00

Women: unless your getting ready to guzzle cum, keep your mouth closed and focus on looking fuckable. No one give a fuck what you think.

ronoda12 · 2020-04-19T04:55:06+00:00

Dumb broad

spundred · 2020-04-19T06:23:13+00:00

As a UK English speaker, I find American's often prefer the "~ed" version of past tense. Dived instead of Dove. Sneaked instead of Snuck.

Im_open_dak · 2020-04-19T04:57:21+00:00

god she was hot

Jamesleo119 · 2020-04-19T06:25:30+00:00

Reminds me of when I was in prison and had to use a dictionary to explain to someone that Jewish doesn't mean "sort of a jew."

_cansir · 2020-04-19T06:47:35+00:00

I questioned everything for 5 seconds

Lowtan · 2020-04-19T07:51:27+00:00

Who the fuck thinks snuck isn't a word?

GrimProteusVerum · 2020-04-19T07:58:15+00:00

Mine is a evil laugh!

commit_self_yeetus · 2020-04-19T08:03:44+00:00

Why his laugh sound like evil spongebob

mentallo · 2020-04-19T08:17:41+00:00

Octopuses

big_time_banana · 2020-04-19T09:09:39+00:00

This specific clip gets posted more times than Lindsay Lohan's bail

2020-04-19T12:20:09+00:00

Id like to sunk into her room and see dem titties.

comet4lol · 2020-04-19T07:28:51+00:00

How fucking stupid do you have to be to assume "snuck" isn't a word?

medici1048 · 2020-04-19T06:09:26+00:00

The True Lies dress...I mean it didn't work out well for Jamie Lee Curtis. The vette gets em wet....I'm drunk. Fuck it.

2020-04-19T08:01:02+00:00

That's all fine but holy shit is she hot!

Nilley123 · 2020-04-19T07:44:20+00:00

Man you guys need to talk and interact with girls more your getting so worked up over two people who are probably good friends messing around

royboom · 2020-04-19T07:25:14+00:00

Just take it like you take these dicks and stfu bitch

_Progamerbutpoor_ · 2020-04-19T10:39:26+00:00

Why does she look so f--king hot in that night-gown ish looking dress

shewy92 · 2020-04-19T06:25:39+00:00

It's obvious that they were both joking but people on here think Conan just stuck it to a know it all woman.

Jennifer Garner gets schooled by Conan

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Mine is a evil laugh!

Title	Jennifer Garner gets schooled by Conan
Author	business_anal
Upvotes	5926
Comments	327
Date	April 19, 2020 1:19 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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