Link: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/amy-schumer-talks-star-barbie-movie-sony-952279
Amy Schumer? Oh yeah! The "I think anyone who is not a feminist is an insane person" strong grl! The one who said she would learn Spanish and leave the country if Donald Trump is elected US president.
The goddess of beauty Amy Schumer is going to play BARBIE in the next movie.
The new movie will "try to put a contemporary spin on beauty, feminism and identity."
Yes, gentlemen, you read right. Because the look of Barbie hurts too many feelz they just decided to give barbie a new spin. Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not an evolutionary process, you fragile men! Who do you wanna impress with with your toxic biceps, anyway? Looks are from minor importance, as we all know.
In my opinion, the producers made a great choice!
And this is just the beginning. Be prepared for more and more real women entering showbusiness and promoting a healthy bodyimage by shaming and dragging down feminine women who care for themselves only to impress the patriarchy.
They don't like the competition on the Sexual Marketplace, so let em turn it upside down! They are not fat, they are unique and being unique is an asset, don't mansplain shit to them! No entitlement detected here!
BUT WAIT!
I bet my balls, if I can find them under my belly, that the guy who is going to play Ken will be one of those Thors or Wolverines or one of those motherfuckers. And he will crawl through the dirt in this movie to get just a little bit of Amy's valuable attention. In the final scene she must choose between him and another Thundercock (only fair after thousands of years of oppression!) She picks Ken and he sheds tears of joy cause he is not afraid to show his emotions now(which make him only human, after all!!).
TL;DR: If too many people buy XXL, make XL the new S.
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