Summary: I was asked to expand on a comment I made a while back concerning something I'm calling the Slut Test. The Slut Test is the Male version of a Shit Test and is designed to correctly categorize women into either an LTR or P&D designation.

Body: You do not want to be the blissfully unaware boyfriend of this retired sperm-vacuum. Your first kiss would transfer as much seminal fluid to your mouth as a gay orgy, so how do we run a credit-check on a used vagina?

The answer is The Slut Test.

A Shit Test is a woman's unconscious method of ascertaining your designation as a friend, lover, beta bucks, alpha fucks, free meal, whatever. It's essentially the Voight-Kampff Test, but for sexual strategy. This is so she can determine whether she should blow you in the bathroom or try to hustle you for a free trip to Outback Steakhouse.

Men have a dual sexual strategy, too. We want easy lays, but the easier a girl is to fuck (within reason), the more turned off we are by the prospect of being with her long-term. This is why several high status men throughout history had non-slutty wives and a harem of concubines. Even the living incarnation of Chad Thundercock can make the distinction between hoes and housewives.

How do we filter between the actual modest self-respecting unicorns and the born-again ex-cock-polishers?

Watch the master at work. He's personally jizzed on the tits of Katy Perry. We can all learn from him.

Within two minutes of your first approach, you need to foster an environment of fun sexual openness. That's gonna involve a personality and value shift for those of you closer to the anger phase. Bluepill society has sewn a voluntary blindfold onto the eyes of men when it comes to a woman's sexual nature. My more beta friends begin to squirm when I ask women what's the craziest place they've blown dick, and that's purely the result of the male ego and hamster not wanting to see women that way.

Women are like onions. They have layers and "slut" resides at the center. The top layers are designed to slap away 90% of the guys who approach her. She'll make you pass the checks on each layer to proceed. Once you've gotten the IOI go-ahead, it's time to begin drilling to the whore-core.

The slut test is basically just evoking her slutty slide which is akin to coaxing a used car to pop open the hood so you can get a peak at the inner components before you make a purchase. You're basically tricking her into revealing her vagina's resale value so you can invest appropriately. Blowjob girl up at the top is like a rusty old go-kart trying to masquerade as a Bugatti.

Here's some things I like to do that evoke the sexual aspects of women pretty easily:

  • Mention that you jacked off before leaving the house and dare her to try to get you hard.

  • Mention that thongs are your passion in life.

  • If she asks your career, tell her you're a part time male stripper and gay porn star.

  • Say literally "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun"

  • Ask her what's her preference in dildo size.

  • Ask he how much money she'd charge to show her tits then ask if she takes debit.

You get the fucking idea. You want the information about her past to spill out asap so her jizz soaked mouth never once touches any pie made by your mother unless it's a creampie and your dad's into that. This is the foundation of the slut test. You set the bait and just wait and see if she bites.

If you're still in the anger phase and don't want to think about your IRL Waifu getting railed, my suggestion is that you go to strip clubs and begin comforting yourself with women's whorishness by asking the girls there (who are barely even people, btw) about all their sordid sexual misdeeds. After hearing how almost every girl has blown very old men for cash, the world will begin to be tinted slightly red.

Conclusion: It's better for a woman to be thought a ho and proven correct than for a man to assume she is worth his time and get a mouth-full of frat guy spunk.

*I just thought of a better summary that might ring more bells in your heads as you make the transition.

Women are sexual natural selection. Their shit-tests are designed to find the best, most capable alpha men and then get hella-fucking-pregnant.

Men are the gatekeepers to committed financial and emotional support. As such, your vetting must be geared towards whether or not a woman is viable for that or if she's just a washed-up party girl who is past her prime and "not like that anymore". Test her to see if she's worth a fuck. Lead her into situations where she might cheat to see how she responds. You cannot control people's actions and behaviors, but what you can control is the amount of damage they are capable of creating towards yourself.