Chads apply here

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-09-04T11:44:25+00:00

5'2" but demands a guy over 6ft.

'A little thick' but demands a guy with a hard, slim body.

How about you fuck off, you fat little hobbit.

SignAdventurous2898 · 2021-09-04T11:33:38+00:00

My IQ dropped two points. All CAPS, no punctuation and wakanda slang. While she talks all this big talk, pretty sure she looks like a cylinder at best, a pear at worst.

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-09-04T11:42:49+00:00

I really do not understand the obsession with women and credit lately. Do they not understand it just allows you to take on more debt? Or they are just outright telling guys they have poor credit and need you to finance/co-sign things for them…and that is a bonus for us?

Chiliresident · 2021-09-04T12:01:55+00:00

“Don’t ask me nuffin about what I posted or you’ll be blocked” “be this be that give me this give me that” = I am fucked and chucked on the regular so I’ll pretend to have high standards and make lots of demands to “scare off” the fuckers and chuckers - it’s been a complete failure so far but since I let my emotions run my life I‘ll double down on stupid. If you think this broad has ever dated for over one night a “thicc” Chad you’re delusional.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-09-04T11:32:04+00:00

I’d like to know from the OP what this wonderful individual looks like that she can demand such requirements

I guess the baby daddy was a bum with bad credit since she mentions it twice

I think I got a migraine trying to read that. She doesn’t understand English or grammar or sentences. It is literally just a ramble

For people who try to claim that women don’t have it much easier dating you just need to look at a profile like this. She can apparently afford to be illiterate and awful and casually block people who dare question her.

I don’t know what “independent independent “ is but I know for sure she isn’t and very few men are either (but men don’t try to holler about being strong and independent)

Oh and of course she is tiny and like men almost a foot taller. Imagine my shock

UncleDad_AuntMom · 2021-09-04T12:37:16+00:00

I had a stroke reading that.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-04T11:36:28+00:00

With an attitude THIS bad, she'd have to resort to using gorilla-glue to keep a man - and even then I'd doubt he'd stay

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-09-04T13:37:13+00:00

Somebody didn't finish high school.

Theonewithdust · 2021-09-04T13:27:30+00:00

Wtf…bitch needs to take a chill pill. Why are those people acting all high and mighty?

Is it too hard to just chill out and enjoy other peoples company without making it seem like a fucking job application?

krissfedora · 2021-09-04T14:41:04+00:00

Be this. Be that. Don't be this. Don't dare to be, else I would block you. I am blah blah and blah. More blah.

Are we that self aware? Do we know ourselves? Isn't that the process of a lifetime?

Too full of themselves.

Once in a coffee place, witnessed a date. An obese woman was yapping non stop about herself to a man in a business suite. He kept calm ane kept listening, paid the bill and quietly walked out. That disappointed expression in her face as he drove off without waving to her told enough about it all.

Will women like this ever learn? I don't think so. They just brush aside that discomforting feel with more ego bloat and more demands. In an era of political correctness, nobody wants to burst the bubbles. They keep inflating each other.

The real victims to this are men who aren't in the top but who worked on themselves, a stable career, decent hobbies and could share all that with a woman in a family setting. But there's really none.

All we got are mentally, physically damaged goods who say they want good men but in actual are thrilled only by a manipulator. How is one to respect the self when one has to sacrifice on one's own morals, ethics and values that shaped them up, for the sake of a woman.

Nature makes me feel good when I am pursuing a woman. The intellect of mine want nothing to do with them. The species and the individual in conflict with each other within me.

Jake-Orion · 2021-09-04T13:41:51+00:00

I couldn't help but notice the "Good Credit" part was listed twice.

She's going to bomb yours and her credit cards into submission.

AlextheHun24 · 2021-09-04T13:32:35+00:00

It’s a miracle I read the whole thing without dying but I will admit it’s kinda humorous.

ArrowGantOne · 2021-09-04T18:52:00+00:00

My credit score is 780. I would stop paying all bills and run up thousands of dollars in credit card debit just to destroy my credit if it kept me from having to date this entitled princess...

me_at_myhouse · 2021-09-04T13:44:43+00:00

"I'm very ambitious" Yes indeed, although in your case "greedy or demanding" might be a better fit.

JayMeadows · 2021-09-04T18:25:10+00:00

Ok. First of all,

Compared to her, my standards are pretty simple;

1) Learn proper grammar.

2) don't touch my money.

3) don't be an arrogant cunt.

She just failed all my requirements.

bgovern · 2021-09-04T19:07:54+00:00

Is that some kind of cipher? It uses Latin characters, mostly, but doesn't seem to comport with any rules of syntax or grammar.

wixo12 · 2021-09-04T13:43:13+00:00

What do this wenches think they're bringing to the table? Snatch? That ain't so valuable as half the people in the planet have it.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-09-04T14:20:36+00:00

Such class. Such femininity. Such a lady.

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2021-09-04T14:27:45+00:00

Mmmmm, let me guess, this monstrosity is a black queen. My being a black male had nothing to do with such a deduction. It is amazing how these animals all sound alike.

SmallHandsMallMindS · 2021-09-04T14:41:17+00:00

Dating Requirement: Have good ass credit.

Honk Honk.

ess2019 · 2021-09-04T17:18:40+00:00

There’s no reason in any relationship for someone to be 10 inches taller than you.

Weezer609 · 2021-09-04T19:31:28+00:00

I’m glad I speak fluent section 8 otherwise I wouldn’t understand this incoherent whore

anykah_badu · 2021-09-05T08:14:54+00:00

I love how these absolute trash profiles often state they're very ambitious but it's referring to somebody else's ambition that they want to benefit from by expending as little effort as possible themselves

What quality dude reads this and goes "ah yes, alluring"

danmasterpi · 2021-09-04T22:50:03+00:00

Is this what it's like to live in 'da hood'?

th3r3dpill · 2021-09-04T15:30:31+00:00

Is this a hood home loan application?

GrannyLesbian · 2021-09-04T17:37:27+00:00

I need to know what "hard slim" means and what is considered a "lil thick" for a man?

boltup1987 · 2021-09-04T21:08:39+00:00

when are women gonna realize we don’t care about your education or job .. or that your a “ true hustla”

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-04T22:27:39+00:00

Y'know, 20 year old Milla Jovovich could put up an ad like this and I'd swipe left just because of the lack of punctuation and ALL CAPS.

Unless she included a pic of course.

liaisonguy · 2021-09-04T23:32:32+00:00

English is her second language, right? If she's an adult English speaker, this is horrifying. I had to read each line 3 times to try to follow her ideas. Why is attracted to this nonsense?

karimamin · 2021-09-05T01:45:47+00:00

She's thick in all the wrong places

waveformcollapse · 2021-09-05T02:37:18+00:00

"catch a vibe" is an instant left swipe FUCK

Wildhouse83 · 2021-09-04T14:34:46+00:00

I bet a lot of Chads will apply ;)

redditradishman · 2021-09-04T14:49:31+00:00

Can someone who still either uses apps or what confirm if these cases are the norm or are they just extreme ones found for comedy? Are they all like this?

Harpua81 · 2021-09-04T22:58:39+00:00

I LOVE LAMP

IJustLovetoEatBooty · 2021-09-04T23:52:45+00:00

It being all in caps, just shows that she's even more super serious. Or delusional. Maybe both.

SnowWhitePigeon · 2021-09-05T02:30:25+00:00

I mean. I want girls with big tits who like to be choked but I usually wait til after we connect to mention what’s up.

This girl just isn’t worth it. I could get a way better deal just trading money for sex.

ltde5150 · 2021-09-05T02:50:52+00:00

Lots of demands

First grade level education

Saianna · 2021-09-06T10:21:22+00:00

I had hard time reading this. Caps aside, she's like half-way illiterate, or has hard time making normal sentences. And society pays for that level of education...

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-04T14:19:08+00:00

Is anyone who has to work for a salary to feed himself truly independent?

NBA_MSG · 2021-09-04T16:26:32+00:00

Woman with a boat anchor child thinks she can get a man who's "independent independent"

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-09-04T17:05:54+00:00

I'll stand on my motorized table.

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-05T10:29:09+00:00

Wow, she has good ass credit. Come on guys, what are you waiting for?

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-09-17T03:06:48+00:00

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! Those caps crack me up

777hisgirl777 · 2021-10-12T23:13:44+00:00

The way she talks gives me a headache.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-09-04T14:02:51+00:00

Why do I get the feeling that she's white but trying to act black? Pookie and RayRay, she's all yours.

Feel1nCh1ll · 2021-09-07T16:54:22+00:00

Sets all the rules and proceeds to set herself up for utter failure. Yikes

Title	Chads apply here
Author	mark1x12110
Upvotes	251
Comments	142
Date	September 4, 2021 8:54 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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