Child support payer wanted!

loneliness-inc · 2019-10-17T02:39:20+00:00

Perfect example of a woman wanting all the authority with none of the responsibility.

Remember, authority without responsibility is tyranny. Responsibility without authority is slavery. What we have today is male slavery and female tyranny.

Someone needs to be responsible for society and responsibility ought to come hand in hand with authority. However, male authority is seen as toxic masculinity while male responsibility is seen as a man's duty to women. We can't take back male authority without going to jail but we can stop taking responsibility without the commensurate authority.

Do your part, gentlemen.

ojioni · 2019-10-14T20:39:02+00:00

That's a very expensive prostitute.

Markes777 · 2019-10-14T21:02:30+00:00

Any guys with vasectomy wanna enjoy free breeding process? Lmao

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-10-14T21:06:20+00:00

Never donate sperm PERIOD. Look at what happened with that guy in Kansas who now has to pay child support because the couple split. This is why women should have psych evaluations and sign legal documents before the have kids. The legal part is for deigning any gov't or personal financial support from anyone once the child is conceived. They made the mess, they can figure it out on their own.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-10-14T21:11:31+00:00

"Child support in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected.."

Pure morbid curiosity, I want to see the quality of the guys responding to her ad.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-10-14T21:12:46+00:00

Why blot out her face?

Also, every time I think our modren society can't get any lower, some spoiled bitch shows me a new nadir.

"Give me a child! Give me money! Give me gib me gib me"

Older_Miggy · 2019-10-14T20:57:48+00:00

This can't be serious. Really?

[deleted] · 2019-10-14T20:42:34+00:00

Entitlement princess

EvilKlownz2 · 2019-10-14T21:18:41+00:00

16 is so young to trap into this kind of thing

elleaude · 2019-10-15T00:12:21+00:00

"forfeit all parental rights" then why is she asking for child support duh. sometimes I do believe women are so entitled even though I'm one of them 😒

wokeaspie · 2019-10-14T21:42:40+00:00

Jesus the fuckin' balls on this broad lmao

THUNDERBUTTBALLKICKR · 2019-10-14T23:32:00+00:00

Lol this is hilarious. Single mothers want a new guy to just skip all the getting to know each other/dating/living together and go straight to taking care of her and her kids she had with Chad. This pioneer wants a guy to skip everything and go straight to the divorce payout! 4-D chess player here. Genius

DangZagnut · 2019-10-14T20:49:11+00:00

Now that's a winner.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-14T23:42:22+00:00

WHA...WHAT?! NO HEIGHT REQUIREMENT? Gotta be fake then!

[deleted] · 2019-10-14T20:47:10+00:00

Where do I sign up!

[deleted] · 2019-10-14T20:50:12+00:00

Im usually pretty good at understanding these morons but what exactly is happening here? So she wants payments but doesnt want you to be the parent? I know TLDR: hoes need money and a baby (in that order of importance).

DedZefyr · 2019-10-14T21:35:08+00:00

I'm laughing, you can't just collect child support from somebody who forfeits parental rights, especially not with the ludicrous contract she's asking for.

coiluniverse · 2019-10-15T00:07:29+00:00

So she's looking for a rich perfect Chad to impregnate her. The rest of us guys will be banished to hard labor jobs because this is what they mean by when they say "the future is female".

The top men will do the breeding and the rest will be worker drones. The drones will do the dirty work, get no sex and wear loin clothes for clothing and work in mines with no safety precautions.

Women will work all the cushy jobs and the drones will be taxed at 75%. However many women will live off the taxes paid by the drones.

Of course other women will do what this woman is doing because women are unoriginal and follow the herd.

SouloftheVoid · 2019-10-14T20:58:35+00:00

This can't be real!

some1arguewithme · 2019-10-14T23:54:23+00:00

So I gotta pay for it but can't have it in my life? This chicks insane. How bout I go to Vietnam and pay 10,000 to a woman to have my kid and then bring it back to the States.

DocRock3m · 2019-10-15T00:35:04+00:00

Where do these people come from? I imagine they spawn off damp shag carpet in a dark corner, or a sweaty gym shirt left in someone's locker over summer vacation. It would be hilarious satire if not an unwitting self parody.

Yashugan00 · 2019-10-14T22:07:34+00:00

"Communiunm"

something tells me this is a standard she expects whilst not actually going to church herself .....

ugin559 · 2019-10-14T22:50:17+00:00

Lol communion where you eat a cracker and drink a sip of grape juice.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-10-14T23:43:37+00:00

No prescription drug? What perfect world is this bitch from?

22skeet · 2019-10-15T00:45:32+00:00

Wtf this can't be real

mr_kuk · 2019-10-14T20:58:48+00:00

At least she's honest and upfront about it.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2019-10-14T21:04:46+00:00

DuFuq is this shit?

SpikeFJE · 2019-10-15T00:50:57+00:00

Premarital sex and cares so much about drinking only for communion?

noobie107 · 2019-10-15T00:57:08+00:00

oh shit someone call the fbi, this bitch is soliciting minors

also, what kinda income does this dumb bitch think a 16yo has?

Klown_Kutz · 2019-10-15T15:17:29+00:00

16-23. Ok hun, obviously you have no clue how little money even a 16 year old Chad makes. Never mind the fact you're advertising you're open to letting a 16 year old knock you up.

Zinista · 2019-10-14T21:07:58+00:00

NickTesla2018 · 2019-10-15T00:01:31+00:00

Why would any sane person sign up for this car crash?!

ManateeGag · 2019-10-15T00:52:18+00:00

never used prescription drugs? where you finding this guy? fantasy land?

And, no parental rights, but still have to cough up 20%?

are we sure this woman's not the one on drugs?

smfuel87 · 2019-10-15T01:27:53+00:00

Okay..Thats a female pedo child rapist or a child advertising sex to adults.

Law enforcement should investigate that either way..

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-10-15T02:57:59+00:00

This has to be a troll... who in their right mind would agree to paying child support for a child they aren’t allowed to interact with?

SemiCel · 2019-10-15T03:45:18+00:00

So I get to nut in a, most likely, disgusting whore, have my genetic offspring raised by a single mom which makes them more likely to be a criminal, homeless, have psych issues, and be a single mom later in life if it’s a girl, never see my kid or have any parental rights, and lose 20% of my income for 18 years? Well, sign me the fuck up!

Why does she think someone would even consider this offer?

trolec · 2019-10-15T04:09:48+00:00

Is this madness? Pay money for child support and yet, you can't even see the woman or the child? How is this fair? She ought to pay the man money for donating the seed, not the other way around.

maevtr · 2019-10-15T18:12:47+00:00

The amount of sad men that would actually take this deal makes me depressed.

WiggersGonnaWig · 2019-10-16T20:59:28+00:00

You could get a vasectomy, not tell her, and have a lot of fun for free.

Natuasi · 2019-10-15T00:57:39+00:00

IndigoTraveler8 · 2019-10-15T02:07:26+00:00

Fuck this ho.

avtarius · 2019-10-15T04:19:47+00:00

wth ?

Where does this stupid 20% entitlement even come from ? Do they read their own words ?

AshyBoneVR4 · 2019-10-15T07:57:21+00:00

What.... the fuck. WHO in God's name are the 9 fuckin people who liked and loved this shit? Also, bitch is sounding like a fuckin white supremacist.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-10-15T10:57:51+00:00

16 year old, then wants 20% of their income. Yeah this chick thought this through.

v650 · 2019-10-15T16:28:45+00:00

What's more is I bet any amount of money, she will be the type to tell EVERYONE how she is a so gle mother and is doing everything without the help of the father. Anyone want to bet me 20 percent of their income?

Vishapstein · 2019-10-15T18:18:15+00:00

No woman is worth 18 years of pain, drama, and financial ruin.

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-10-15T18:22:36+00:00

So normally about now someone says they want to get off the planet. I want her to get off the planet.

Profitglutton · 2019-10-16T02:35:23+00:00

What’s 75% American. Is the other 25% Timbuktuian?

Aldabruzzo · 2019-10-16T13:56:34+00:00

No parental rights, but donor must pay child support.

Really? REALLY?

Dls95405 · 2019-10-17T00:28:40+00:00

At least 75% American background? WTF is that?

BeautifulBoy92 · 2019-10-15T01:02:11+00:00

Who tf would ever sign up for this?

IronBallsMcGinty · 2019-10-15T01:35:22+00:00

Whoa!

Who could say no to this kind of deal?

escape777 · 2019-10-15T01:55:50+00:00

This definitely a joke right?

[deleted] · 2019-10-15T02:09:12+00:00

Form an orderly line gentlemen.

silly-billy-goat · 2019-10-15T02:21:26+00:00

Holy psycho batman

person1_23 · 2019-10-15T02:59:35+00:00

16? This pedophile needs to be caught.

arealbigboss · 2019-10-15T03:10:21+00:00

16-23

hmm

MuricanTauri1776 · 2019-10-15T04:35:03+00:00

75% american

She wants a super-unicorn. A blonde who is 3/4 native.

Original_Dankster · 2019-10-15T04:51:11+00:00

r/choosingbeggars

jrpark05 · 2019-10-15T07:33:38+00:00

Tell me this isn't real, because if it is, the bar has sunk even lower.

Zechbruder · 2019-10-15T07:38:30+00:00

Doesn’t she realize that the donor is the one usually getting paid? Lol

[deleted] · 2019-10-15T08:48:12+00:00

76%+ American background? Like what? American Indian?

tikanderoga · 2019-10-15T08:49:42+00:00

No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions.

LOL. So someone who has had a vasectomy could just keep "breeding".

nervous1301 · 2019-10-15T08:54:12+00:00

Hahahahaha how that thot will check if i dranked alcohol ?

gerykelf · 2019-10-15T09:07:13+00:00

What the fuck? What kind of deal is this? Why would anyone accept something like this?

quercusp · 2019-10-15T09:45:55+00:00

This ad is so utterly absurd, does anyone take it seriously?

r8001 · 2019-10-15T09:55:35+00:00

Ok why the FUCK would anyone ever agree to this?....

l2t13x · 2019-10-15T10:21:55+00:00

Is she for real ?? Forfeit everything but pay 20% ??? Bitch hell no......

quijote3000 · 2019-10-15T10:55:31+00:00

"Child support in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected.." ... No words.

lemongrooved · 2019-10-15T12:18:41+00:00

Is anyone else deeply concerned her range starts at 16?! It seems pretty likely she’s american which clearly draws the consent line at 18.

brandon_5101 · 2019-10-15T12:26:24+00:00

Can someone tell me what’s wrong with taking prescription drugs

redismyfuture · 2019-10-15T12:37:01+00:00

We all know this if fake right? You guys can't really buy this shit can you?

crassrecords · 2019-10-15T12:42:01+00:00

This is a joke, right? Can't stop laughing at work, pls stop

houseoftolstoy · 2019-10-15T13:13:37+00:00

As if she couldn't just compel him to pay child support after the deed is done. Her word is as good as toilet paper here.

OddPhilosopher1 · 2019-10-15T13:51:56+00:00

Forfeit parental rights, maintain parental obligations.

What a great deal.

rykotxet · 2019-10-15T14:34:59+00:00

Stupid cunt believes she's above the law. No man can't forfeit the paternity of his biological kids, even in a case of forced paternity like Boris Becker with Angelika Ermakova. And it's the judge and not her who decides about custody and child support.

Boggob15 · 2019-10-15T15:02:50+00:00

That age range says it all. This woman is in the business of profiting from dumb college kids.

Beware

ss3Caton79 · 2019-10-15T15:02:50+00:00

This is astonishing

jonjp806 · 2019-10-15T16:53:07+00:00

So no interaction with the child but she asks for child support? How the eff does she think that's going to fly? 20% for 18 years that's insane. I know a few guys that pay that much and still don't get to see thier kids. What a dumb bitch.

safado909 · 2019-10-15T17:06:04+00:00

That's a joke, right?

HumanzDisgustMe · 2019-10-15T17:37:55+00:00

Guys with vasectomies scammin this thot.

dukeofdeath69 · 2019-10-15T18:05:11+00:00

Someone who shoots blanks should hit this girl up and troll her

ruifaf · 2019-10-15T18:22:58+00:00

That's a severe case of failed parenting

Artichoke19 · 2019-10-15T18:37:12+00:00

Is this real? It reads like satire...

Frostbire · 2019-10-15T18:56:27+00:00

Where the fuck you find this shit?

5shad · 2019-10-15T19:13:28+00:00

People like this should not exist but somehow, they do.

Ketsa · 2019-10-15T19:18:51+00:00

This is a troll, but "American background" ?

Afro-americans have an American background, tart.

StrongAffordance · 2019-10-16T01:43:10+00:00

She should inseminate herself because with demands like that, she’s got some balls for sure.

Vindicare241 · 2019-10-16T02:54:58+00:00

"...throughout the 18 years of the child's life"

Should we be worried for the theoretical kid?

sorearm · 2019-10-16T08:34:42+00:00

Stunning and brave

NoCharism · 2019-10-18T06:38:25+00:00

what does she mean by "not overweight"? He is plus sized and she should change her sexist view on men!

youngblue78 · 2019-10-14T20:45:18+00:00

Sike Lmao

metalsympathizer · 2019-10-15T02:43:05+00:00

16-23

16

I know some states the age of consent starts at 16, but still

corey_trevorson · 2019-10-18T15:56:09+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

--No drugs/alcohol

--gimme 20% of your income

--You don't get to see your child at all for 18 years

This bitch is looking for Jesus himself lmfao

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-10-18T16:25:10+00:00

The narcissism is funny....she acts like she has the power to write these laws. Just because she writes it here, then fucks some dude and gets pregnant, doesn't mean it'll hold up in court like she says it in this ad.

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2019-10-18T16:26:29+00:00

I vote, pull out and then aim for her eyeball to blind her and then her hair to make it all sticky.

DoDo_01 · 2019-10-18T17:39:15+00:00

Why would I pay to donate sperm ? 🤔

Pm_Dogs_or_Nudez · 2019-10-19T10:13:20+00:00

I am wondering.. why don't we have hockey mask times to control this sort of behavior?

j33tAy · 2019-10-21T13:32:28+00:00

This has to be satire, lol

FurryDrift · 2019-10-21T20:05:52+00:00

what did i just read? please tell me this is a troll. this has to be a troll right?

mamasaneye · 2019-10-21T23:05:39+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TexasMilitia · 2019-10-21T23:34:04+00:00

In some states, forfeiting all parental rights means you don’t have to pay her anything

superkickerjess · 2019-10-22T09:47:56+00:00

16???

vector5633 · 2019-10-26T13:07:14+00:00

Wow!

Emiliodash · 2019-10-28T11:56:47+00:00

Pretty scary that the kid is only going to have 18 years of life..

WanderingCapybara · 2019-11-09T01:45:57+00:00

20% of your income!?!? What the fuck, does she know hookers exist for much cheaper!?

Adric_01 · 2019-11-12T04:32:58+00:00

I'm sorry...16? lemme just call up the FBI real quick.

DisappointingSnugg · 2020-01-18T00:57:51+00:00

Uhhh 16?

JojoTheRipper · 2020-03-03T16:01:17+00:00

I thought she said “never drank except for communism” for a second there.

Sallysallysourcream · 2020-03-13T01:58:11+00:00

NO MENTION OF THE AGE?

16?

SIXTEEN?

iamanalterror_ · 2020-04-02T23:30:04+00:00

Oh come on, this has to be satire.

Title	Child support payer wanted!
Author	tikanderoga
Upvotes	1358
Comments	276
Date	October 14, 2019 8:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/dhwnfh/child_support_payer_wanted/
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