Come get your queen

Scourmont · 2020-03-09T09:35:57+00:00

Lift her!?! I'd need a forklift!

satanic_hamster · 2020-03-09T09:49:09+00:00

That’s one huge ass fanny pack.

AurelianWay · 2020-03-09T09:51:22+00:00

"Requirements" LOL

Your excessive corpulence means you only get bread crumbs, not hamburgers.

Unusual_Chair · 2020-03-09T09:59:24+00:00

Fun fact guys:

She wears her pants so high that it keeps her fat stomach in place, which would other wise just hang out. It would show how fat she really is.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-03-09T10:58:13+00:00

46 kilometers away

Not nearly far enough.

Joethathan · 2020-03-09T09:49:35+00:00

She looks like trash

tyrantgrey · 2020-03-09T12:16:19+00:00

The gram. Dumb bitches talk bout Instagram like it’s an office job. The gram. Fuuck outta here.

ATUNRASE · 2020-03-09T09:55:58+00:00

looks like a XXXXL diaper

11bNg · 2020-03-09T13:01:36+00:00

FAT. PEOPLE. ARNT.SEXY

2020-03-09T09:46:56+00:00

I don't typically agree with the stuff posted here but this is hilarious

Idioticaz · 2020-03-09T10:14:17+00:00

Even with her legs wide apart she doesn't have a thigh gap. It must be chaffe-city between those tree trunks!

paleotow · 2020-03-09T10:37:03+00:00

Even this fat cow is on Instagram?

SuperGoxxer · 2020-03-09T13:46:40+00:00

This is what you get when "Lizzo" is promoted as something to look up to.

Sorry honey, but you're fat. You need to improve your health, and tucking those rolls into spandex isn't it -- unless you're trying to work out.

I shudder to think what the USA is going to look like in another five years. The people who can still walk will be the only ones getting laid.

Dipdrizzle · 2020-03-09T10:33:38+00:00

Thats some serious gunt

AlistairH94 · 2020-03-09T11:19:34+00:00

I don't have the proper licence to operate machinery to lift her.

Dorinus2 · 2020-03-09T11:18:45+00:00

"Be able to lift me"

Yeah.... i guess you gonna be single for a long time.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-03-09T12:51:20+00:00

be able to lift me & 6ft

I am pretty strong, work out regularly, and am over 6ft, but I am not sure that I could even lift her FUPA much less the rest of her.

geyejoe7 · 2020-03-09T11:20:25+00:00

She needs a dude that's 8 feet tall and 400 pounds of muscle, to be able to lift her.

jmpires · 2020-03-09T11:13:39+00:00

How redundant, if you're 6 ft and able to lift her, you can obviously take good photos for (your) gram.

Just lift five propane bottles, no need to ruin the pics with her.

Thetrvler · 2020-03-09T12:24:02+00:00

And even this thing has some beta-orbiter who’s desperate for pussy....

TatersMog · 2020-03-09T12:46:24+00:00

In England we call that a gunt. One hell of a gunt.

TruthSeekingPerson · 2020-03-09T12:49:54+00:00

That pic triggered my gag reflex.

thotless_rat_bastard · 2020-03-09T13:49:06+00:00

This sub needs a 'fat flair' so my delicate eyes aren't harmed by a hippo sighting.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-09T12:48:27+00:00

Nice gunt. It's like the Pillsbury dough beast. Get the hell out of here.

anferkneez · 2020-03-09T13:07:21+00:00

Wait wait wait. This is a joke right ? I know one of you guys are trolling us.

WiggersGonnaWig · 2020-03-09T14:26:10+00:00

I'm 6 feet tall and strong as fuck, I still don't think I can lift 300 pounds.

PHUCK_THE_HIVE · 2020-03-09T16:08:08+00:00

Fat boobs don't really work when your stomach is fatter.

Ruffianthydog · 2020-03-09T14:08:28+00:00

I rather jack off. Thank you very much!

Cuntfart9000 · 2020-03-09T12:52:11+00:00

Gravy Golem looking for her Chad.

This disgusting fat slob should feel lucky to date the one-armed retarded kid who sacks my groceries at the store down the street.

mgtowbrother1971 · 2020-03-09T13:21:55+00:00

she looks like shit

NotLuceBree · 2020-03-09T13:27:05+00:00

Lmao looks like somebody had to assemble her

Tex236 · 2020-03-09T13:30:38+00:00

I don’t know any forklift that can use a camera.

mariusalb · 2020-03-09T14:10:54+00:00

I don’t know if these are made as a joke or they have a mental illness. Because clearly a smart woman can not think this way.

DreamDelving · 2020-03-09T13:30:57+00:00

She should really focus on her health.

nonprofitmisanthrope · 2020-03-09T14:30:24+00:00

This delusional creature wants a Disney fantasy to come true and literally be lifted off her feet by a strong, tall and handsome prince as if she is Ariel...While she looks like Ursula in yoga pants.

KING_CPB · 2020-03-09T14:56:45+00:00

Useless dying fat trash. I bet that thing has so much debt as well.

Captain_of_Skene · 2020-03-09T12:43:34+00:00

I might pass on the rest

But definitely not my first fat chick 🤣

Gordon-G · 2020-03-09T13:31:15+00:00

That’s a big fat ugly cow right there

Tweapodok33 · 2020-03-09T13:51:59+00:00

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ilovehelmetsama · 2020-03-09T15:00:25+00:00

Look. I like my big girls, but this ain’t it chief. Your body is fucking repulsive.

-Numbers- · 2020-03-09T15:16:47+00:00

Alright real talk...I don't know how people can live with themselves everyday not knowing whether they have knees or not when they look down

ambsdorf825 · 2020-03-09T15:39:47+00:00

She's not worth throwing my back out.

Edit: I don't even have a bad back, but I probably would after lifting her.

Edit2: I posted this comment, and got immediately banned from r/femaledatingadvice so oh well lmao

iwilzkilz585 · 2020-03-09T11:57:54+00:00

😆

Cream1984 · 2020-03-09T12:23:44+00:00

Queen McLargeHuge

coomer_1352 · 2020-03-09T12:40:15+00:00

Does she have marbles in her leggings?

Silas-Gray · 2020-03-09T14:52:30+00:00

“Must be able to lift me & 6ft”

... Is she looking for a man or a forklift)

BatmanPooping · 2020-03-09T12:50:34+00:00

Worst thing about this, aside of the horrible FUPA, is the missing nail on her right hand. Couldn’t look more trashy even if she tried.

altair43 · 2020-03-09T12:51:24+00:00

No thank you, I don't wanna die!

NisKrickles · 2020-03-09T14:06:54+00:00

GUNT

suspicious_hamstring · 2020-03-09T14:08:50+00:00

It never cease to amaze me the level of confidence and demands the Western ladies have. I feel like a pushover reading these profiles. Insert smiley emoji.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-03-09T14:41:42+00:00

This video keeps sticking in my head when I see these profiles.

gcharleswilks · 2020-03-09T17:11:07+00:00

I’m never amazed at how these overweight land whales have the audacity to have the requirement of wanting a 6’ tall muscular man, yet he’s supposed to okay with her fat ass? These females today are DELUSIONAL. The second you tell these females that YOU have requirements too, they’ll try the good old manipulation tactics.

asdf333aza · 2020-03-09T22:41:47+00:00

I am literally loling at the thought of this.
This Chick has a sweat stain on her bra for a profile picture. And wtf is that in front of her stomach? 6ft and able to lift her? Better chance of lifting the tail end of an f-150.

Stop telling women and men (just people in general) that it's okay to be fat. 😂😂😂

I-am-the-lul · 2020-03-10T05:54:58+00:00

WheRE ARE aLL The MR uniVErSeS (The Only GuYS CAPabLE Of lifTIng hEr) aND WHY ArE tHeY noT lIniNG up FOr thE hoNor oF beiNg allOWeD TO cArRY aWAY THis queEN?

_370HSSV_ · 2020-03-09T15:29:33+00:00

Come get your queen, with a BUILDOZER

Zombeflandrs · 2020-03-09T15:30:03+00:00

Her expectations are so unreal even Green Peace would have a hard time lifting this whale back into the ocean!

iamadrunk_scumbag · 2020-03-09T15:30:42+00:00

I would rather eat broken glass

Westernhagen · 2020-03-09T15:39:38+00:00

If she pulled down the top of her yoga pants you'd see Kuato the psychic mutant from Total Recall.

Wicked1Perceptions · 2020-03-09T16:09:42+00:00

I am gonna have to consult the crane spec's to see if this will go over capacity.

Fantastically_Inept · 2020-03-09T17:48:29+00:00

The kinda guy able to lift this sealife probably has himself a 120 pound gym bunny. FFS, what an irrational demand.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-03-09T18:08:54+00:00

I hear in parts of the Nordic countries, there an event where if you can carry your wife across a threshold, you get her equivalent weight in beer.

I wouldn't carry this fat bitch for an equivalent weight in cocaine.

Ithomasfreedom · 2020-03-09T18:26:42+00:00

Wow! The Michelin Tyre Man, the Stay Puff Marshmallow man, the Pillsbury Dough Boy, and the Kool-Aid man have been pumping this one full! There is going to be a Jello baby come rolling out of that land whale. She better be on the lookout for Captain Ahab.

JohnnnyBravo_ · 2020-03-09T18:59:18+00:00

Damn, these women are getting bolder by the second. I blame the fellas that’ll accept those terms and conditions.

Elkubik · 2020-03-09T22:55:29+00:00

Thanks. But I like my back how it is. If I want to break it, I'll hit you up.

NickTesla2018 · 2020-03-09T22:59:13+00:00

Blood type = Gravy

snginc · 2020-03-10T02:55:46+00:00

I do admire her confidence, BUT her delusions are just another warning flag! Run away from this one!

2Hours2Late · 2020-03-10T04:46:02+00:00

If she would feed that thing it would stop trying to eat her pants.

BreakfastForDinnn · 2020-03-10T05:35:25+00:00

At first I thought "lift her" meant "lift her fupa" to you know, get to her nasty fronthole.

huargh_huargh · 2020-03-10T06:26:49+00:00

Imagine a man genetically gifted enough to be over 6ft who has Olympic powerlifter strength and a physique like a Greek God.

Now imagine that same man dating an entitled bitch like this. Look at that fupa - that's what it looks like when it's being restrained by strong elastic.

6 pack abs for a grade 3 panniculus? The fuck out of here!

PoopiDoopii · 2020-03-11T01:21:55+00:00

must be able to lift me

daniellederek · 2020-03-09T15:27:16+00:00

The forklift got scared and ran away. I dont even think the telehandler wants any part of this job. What was the pay?

givemepizza01 · 2020-03-09T15:29:30+00:00

"If you cant SUPPORT me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!"

Good thing mail order brides are still available. Just as costly but with the looks and skills to back the pricetag up.

Funkydirigidoo · 2020-03-09T15:30:49+00:00

Is that a fanny pack under the tights or a gut?

mannybanny17 · 2020-03-09T15:42:37+00:00

I think she needs someone that is 7 ft. I doubt anyone 6ft or less would be able to lift that tinder flower.

well-funk_it · 2020-03-09T15:53:18+00:00

Lifting her would break the deadlift world record

2020-03-09T16:04:21+00:00

jesus christ. yeah keep dreamin' lady!

turbo-moist · 2020-03-09T16:08:13+00:00

Thick wallet needed to satisfy her obesity.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-03-09T16:55:38+00:00

I wonder how long it will be (if it hasn't happened already) before medical professionals are pressured into keeping quiet about the health risks of obesity in women.

tommygun1688 · 2020-03-09T16:57:53+00:00

Uggg, gross FUPA.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-03-09T17:17:34+00:00

FUPA QUEEN

*FUPA = Fat Upper Pubic Area

StingRayFins · 2020-03-09T17:52:12+00:00

Must be 6ft AND be able to lift her. That's pretty much 0%. It's easier to find a guy who is 6ft than a guy that can lift her, I assure you.

azurianlight · 2020-03-09T18:30:43+00:00

Fupa off the port bow cap'n!!

2020-03-09T18:40:59+00:00

This is getting out of hand quite quicky and I'm enjoying every single second of it.

rebelauthor · 2020-03-09T20:35:50+00:00

There's many reasons I never joined the military, one being that I've never cared to drive a tank.

toughenup2016 · 2020-03-09T21:10:13+00:00

Once again, you didn't provide the signup link!

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-03-09T21:46:46+00:00

Never knew queens looked like a brick shithouse

asdf333aza · 2020-03-09T22:51:32+00:00

Take a look at the entitlement on these women. On a scale of 1-10 she is a fucking 1. And she is asking for a 6ft, body builder. And I say body builder cause no normal man could lift her with out risking serious injury.

Women like her are why I'm not surprised when I see Tyrones going after girls of other races. I

NoazToblinder · 2020-03-09T22:58:16+00:00

I’m surprised she has standards at all. If it was her or nothing, I would just put a nice wig on my hand and get used to the new norm.

samiux4 · 2020-03-10T00:06:33+00:00

“Sexy natural curves” /S

mustangfrank · 2020-03-10T00:23:22+00:00

6' tall is the requirement to this jubba the hut in spandex. If her face looks anything like her belly, she will get hits from blind men, due to the smell of bacon and corn dogs.

YostwocentS · 2020-03-10T00:25:55+00:00

I pissed off a chick today at work when I said I wouldn't date a girl with short hair. As someone who is 6'3 with the knowledge that girls go after tall guy I told her that if y'all can picky why can't I.

Celticpenguin85 · 2020-03-10T02:06:52+00:00

Another profile that's nothing but requirements.

3DWomanHelps2DWomen · 2020-03-10T04:34:04+00:00

NOOOOOOOO I didn't want to see this lol

HikageBurner · 2020-03-10T04:38:30+00:00

There's a reason why black women are statistically less likely to date black men than white women are to date white men, Hispanics, Asians, etc. Casa Blanca. Even the huffpost is redpilled on the matter. Or bluepilled? What do you even call this? Women most affected?

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57ec06ede4b082aad9b8a2b8

BonelessSkinless · 2020-03-10T06:10:48+00:00

That's aggressive FUPA. No thanks.

Twowaywhisper · 2020-03-10T16:38:24+00:00

Holy shit lady take those pants off and wear a xxxxl dress but uh do it In your own house so you don’t scar anyone and never go out in public wearing that shit again.

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-09T17:30:25+00:00

She is so fat that when she moves LIGO detects gravitational waves .

Extra_Napkins · 2020-03-09T17:48:02+00:00

My back hurts looking at this

Mar_Ci · 2020-03-09T17:55:14+00:00

able to lift me & 6 feet

I'm not sure if she means 3 guys or a mutant crane operator.

excellent_tobacco · 2020-03-09T19:10:54+00:00

That's your best foot forward, huh?

...huh.

Well good luck!

Skidblaze · 2020-03-09T20:07:13+00:00

So she’s looking for a competitive powerlifter?

rmagic3 · 2020-03-09T20:07:54+00:00

😳🤣

Scooned · 2020-03-09T20:28:52+00:00

Must love burying your face in my front butt

U_N_I_X · 2020-03-09T22:06:29+00:00

Obey thy queen, thou submissive minion 😂

coldsteel86 · 2020-03-10T00:36:45+00:00

Omg her fat gut and fupa are all in one!

One-Move · 2020-03-10T00:41:13+00:00

Sorry, I have a strict weight limit when it comes to dating 120 lbs is all i van carry

Taeqwondeles · 2020-03-10T00:44:43+00:00

such a majestic frontbutt

geo_gan · 2020-03-10T01:05:52+00:00

Even Superman gave up trying to lift her and asked her if she was carrying any Kryptonite

PenisRice · 2020-03-10T01:35:02+00:00

Look at that meat apron. That’s a three man operation just getting under the hood 😂

vampyreking666 · 2020-03-10T01:40:33+00:00

She can break through the walls like Kool Aid Man

MSotallyTober · 2020-03-10T02:52:36+00:00

I’m all for dating someone with extra weight, but this doesn’t constitute as healthy.

ttchamps0203 · 2020-03-10T03:28:09+00:00

She makes Lizzo look anorexic

bablfish · 2020-03-10T08:00:11+00:00

thor´s hammer looking for a hookup here ^^

threekingsmisery · 2020-03-10T22:06:40+00:00

Holy fuck!

JahJahWarrior · 2020-03-11T03:26:38+00:00

Why the hell would I ever want to fuck a landwhale with a frontbutt?

2020-03-11T10:19:26+00:00

Where are all the heavy lifting braggers when you need them?

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2020-03-11T21:01:57+00:00

Utterly repulsive. Its like a hippo that talks.

Wide-Brick · 2020-03-17T05:30:32+00:00

what....the..... it seems as if "overconfidence" has become a disease.

Cabshear · 2020-03-19T21:36:17+00:00

No one could lift her.

bestshooter__ · 2020-03-24T04:42:28+00:00

“Lift me” Who in their right mind would touch that?

jakejasminjk · 2020-05-12T14:59:20+00:00

That's a world record lift

djkbrown2001 · 2020-03-09T15:03:25+00:00

It's a myth that black men love fat women. Loving a big ass is different from loving a fat woman. I love a jlo nicky Minaj type (real not fake ass).

cum_toast · 2020-03-09T13:59:17+00:00

This bitch could probably suck a bowling ball through a straw. I'd smash n dash

Title	Come get your queen
Author	kettym8
Upvotes	1392
Comments	243
Date	March 9, 2020 9:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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