Alpha Valentine's Day Gift?

addictedtoyourface · 2017-02-02T02:58:46+00:00

and more importantly soak her panties

This is what we call a covert contract.

If you want to get her a gift because it makes you happy, cool. If you want to get her a gift because you want her to have sex with you......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................side bar.

Gallbladder_Summoner · 2017-02-02T03:07:01+00:00

Cut a hole in a box.
Put your junk in the box.
Have her open the box.

That's the way you do it.

rocknrollchuck · 2017-02-02T13:31:22+00:00

My wife gets the same Valentines Day gift every year - my DICK.

TheFamilyAlpha · 2017-02-02T14:32:14+00:00

Get her what you want to get her.

Not what society said get her

Not what you feel you're expected to get her.

Know her tastes & work with that.

drty_pr · 2017-02-02T06:15:51+00:00

Wife says "all I want you to get me for valentine's day is an orchid". Seems a little presumptuous to me. I'm gonna go with no. Then when she drops a shit test on me about not getting her one, I'll say "baby our back yard is too small for that many apple trees".

The_Litz · 2017-02-02T12:03:54+00:00

Flowers, definitely expensive flowers.

Then leave the house and come back when Chad tells you to.

GargantuaBlarg29 · 2017-02-02T03:39:25+00:00

What do you want to do, that involves elements that would make a nice evening for her...but also elements that would push her out of her comfort zone.

The goal isn't really to soak her panties. The day is an excuse to push her into being that cool person you want doing cool shit with you.

innominating · 2017-02-02T14:00:02+00:00

Get her what you want to give her with no covert contracts. Don't give her skittles because you read that is the alpha thing to do and disregarded that the example given wasn't even an LTR.

Murphbah · 2017-02-02T12:16:53+00:00

Hahaha god damnit the passive aggressiveness is real, I gotta get my shit together.

She's getting skittles and a good old fashioned dickin' for Valentine's Day, it's settled.

SampsonBrass · 2017-02-02T13:44:24+00:00

Buy her one of those look alike dolls since she apparently wants to be one.

What are you doing man? Instead of thinking about gifts for her you ought to be thinking about gifts to yourself. Is she worth keeping around if you're basically in the sahara already after only 3 years?

RedPillRisingFromAsh · 2017-02-02T16:10:06+00:00

My wife's been a cunt and that's half the reason I'm here at mrp. The other half is I've been a faggot. That being said I still think she's a cunt so no gift. Just a smile and a happy valentines.

DonaldBaelish · 2017-02-02T01:25:59+00:00

Dont buy gifts to soak panties, lad.

JDRoedell · 2017-02-02T14:03:03+00:00

Wife and I will be international on anniversary trip during Vday this year. I ain't getting or saying shit. Most I would consider anymore under normal circumstances would be a dinner somewhere I enjoy. I also hate cards. Always have. And get off my lawn

Murphbah · 2017-02-02T15:27:12+00:00

That's what I was looking for. Should've known. Thanks

RelapsedBeta · 2017-02-02T18:30:34+00:00

Give your wife the Ibrahimovic.

470_2_700_nm · 2017-02-02T18:36:35+00:00

Your... dick.

InvincibleKraken · 2017-02-02T18:53:35+00:00

Check out AlphaAmazon dot com for ideas.

All_Ads_Deceive · 2017-02-02T00:27:42+00:00

Don't ever get cute as fuck/beta. Buy her lingerie.

Mecha75 · 2017-02-02T01:39:20+00:00

I am done buying crap for my wife of 16+ years. They collects dust, are expensive, and never loosened her vice like legs. This year, I took the week off. I am giving her one of those days to spend with me.

Pinelero · 2017-02-03T13:38:22+00:00

Penis shaped oven mittens, if she is a blue pill chick or if she is a feminist a foam vagina hat and a sandwich making cookbook. If she is a real woman of quality that is not a feminist but feminine then you should just go with what your impression of her tells you to get. For example my wife hates real flowers, chocolate, and stuffed animals, so I don't get those. She is very sentimental and silly, so a simple hand made card made by me and the girls delivered at dinner is a winner.

Rollo-Tomassi · 2017-02-03T19:47:42+00:00

I'll just leave this here: https://therationalmale.com/2014/02/12/v-day-2/

Soberskipper · 2017-02-04T11:37:42+00:00

No gift at all....why get sucked into the media bullshit to spend...if you want to be romantic, candle lit dinner, cooked by yourself with relaxing music, good playful conversation with shit loads of eye contact and game ..i sometimes turn our living room floor into a bed using mattresses and cushions from the sofa...just something different from the bed in the bedroom, if she's amped leave the window open so it's a bit naughty too.

ReddJive · 2017-02-02T02:07:14+00:00

Be a skittles man

Murphbah · 2017-02-02T00:38:25+00:00

Was thinking about that, good call

Murphbah · 2017-02-02T02:21:07+00:00

I like this idea, but could you explain how she will actually get turned on by this?

I'm sure it's a principle in the RP readings somewhere, but will this just peak an emotion of disappointment in her so strong that she'll think I place no value on her and want sex to seek validation?

Elaborate sir

Title	Alpha Valentine's Day Gift?
Author	Murphbah
Upvotes	2
Comments	62
Date	February 2, 2017 12:18 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askMRP
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