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[–]CapAWESOMEst 223 points224 points225 points 12 years ago (30 children) | Copy Link
Dude, 114 unread texts? Holy shit, that a lot of cat facts!
[–]weightliftin4life 80 points81 points82 points 12 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
Probably a group chat of annoying friends.. every time i get off work i have 200+ texts
[–]midnitefox 15 points16 points17 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make them all get GroupMe like I did. Then you can mute groups.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Worst are the family groups. You can't quit them because you'd have a boatload of private texts about how it's family and you shouldn't sulk. The weirdest thing is, everyone in my family has individually told me its an annoying group. Well if you all hate it who the hell writes all the shit?? WTF dad why did you send a pic of kangaroos in the zoo with some other kangaroos mating in the background?! No, mom, those nun jokes aren't appropriate!
[–]weightliftin4life 27 points28 points29 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've never had a family group chat lol, and I genuinely hope I never do
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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Livin the dream.
[–]Darkfear30 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nun of those jokes are appropriate!
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can mute it.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Not group chats, I disabled all of them through an app. It's all 1 on 1 texts, I can't stand group chats it's like reading a damn book
[–]ThePutana 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
You have 114 unread text on any given day? Holy fuck
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
http://i.imgur.com/vbWGLm1.jpg
After a 3 week vacation.
[–]ThePutana 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Point taken. Fuck, that's a lot. How do you meet that many people?
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[–]ThePutana 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lol it's all good man. I was just genuinely curious. And here i was complaining when i had 5 people texting me at the same time
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I can't wait to leave and start fresh man. I wish I could have 5 people texting me. It would be a nice change of pace. Don't think all my convos are on some emotional level. Most are just basic texts. Im sure 3/5 people you are texting you enjoy texting.
[–]ThePutana 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yea i figured you wouldn't be having "deep" conversations with that many people. And i would say 4/5 :D
[–]OnTheWingsOfMary 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Jesus fucking christ, man. Sounds almost unreal. How the fuck are you so popular? Wouldn't be easy to be so popular I guess.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You know how a rumor spreads . One person tells another tells another and so on. Well when you bring good energy, and hang out with popular people they tell other people and you begin a chain of acceptance among the community. Also read 48 laws if power
[–]Cali_Val 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boom! That's it right here, its really easy after a while but starting off on the right foot is the hardest part. It all happens in stride, be chill, be funny, don't take shit, be spontaneous!
Good, fun energy is addicting.
[–]OnTheWingsOfMary 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's awesome. Yes, I have that book on my reading list :)
[–]uberafc 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Any other books that you recommend?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah i fucking love Eric Thomas
Used to have the same issue. One day we all moved to a hangouts chat and it's great. Whenever I don't want to hear any notifications I just snooze it for a few hours. Meanwhile, I keep my regular text app open for my texts so those will still come through.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dude.. I've had women send me hundreds of texts and emails in the course of a week. I don't understand the appeal at all.
[–]CapAWESOMEst 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It depends on my mood, but I top at maybe 20-30 texts a day. I "train" people not to text me that much. If I'm setting up plans with several people I might get into the 100's, but that's only a weekend thing.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Neither do I man
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[–]weightliftin4life 230 points231 points232 points 12 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Hey M'Lady tips fedora
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[–]domiboy720 points 12 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Works 100%, 20% of the time
[–]thesorrow312 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thats a good success rate
[–]readonlyuser 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. One in five is approaching legendary numbers.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I actually do wear a fedora... awkward
[–]readonlyuser 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
That goes beyond fashion don't. Just stop wearing it, bro.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Still get non stop compliments in NYC from women about it, classic rat pack
[–]readonlyuser 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm straining my mind trying to believe you. But hey, if it somehow magically works for you, use what works, I suppose. Incidentally, could I see a picture of you wearing the hat?
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not comfortable posting a picture of my face
[–]readonlyuser 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No worries. Of course you could blur out your face, but I won't press the issue if the idea gives you the willies.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just don't want your self esteem to shoot down mate
[–]JefemanG -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hae bby ;*
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 12 years ago* (18 children) | Copy Link
Saw her at a party with her twin sister and gave her eye contact for a few seconds, and walked to her and said " are all we gonna do is flirt with our eyes? " she instantly laughed and I gave her my name and million dollar smile...we talked for a few minutes and her twin sister came along to verify I was a good catch ( I noticed this by her nodding the second she came into the set it was quite humorous ) we ended up hitting it off having similar views on religion but different views on worldly things. The party got extremely hot so we walked outside, walked all the way to the roof which has a mini golf course, we were by ourselves, I went for the k close And the night ended well
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I have used the same line before.Turns out she was squint eyed.
[–]Kabloski 12 points13 points14 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Are you fapping?
[–]Espada18 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why yes.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No. got a date lined up this weekend. ;) . Why fap when you can HAVE SEX.
[–]Kabloski 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ㅜㅡㅜ
[–]GuanoQuesadilla 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Thats a great opening line. What would you have said if she blew you off?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes the best reaction is no reaction at all, I would have just went for her twin sister :) ( they were identical )
[–]Magichamsterorgy 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She hated you before she knew your name?
[+]iComplicity -8 points-7 points-6 points 12 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
bs.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man you got some negativity in you. I didn't type up the full story I just skipped to the relevant parts.
[–]Adach 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
dont worry too much about it man
[–]silverfox007 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Lmao , what part of the story is bs for you?
[+]iComplicity -15 points-14 points-13 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Just everything is fake. The way he types. The details he describes sound just like something someone would imagine rather than details that happened for real. The text he generated, The fact that there are 114 messages. It looks just like those fake texts people send around on twitter. Roll with it if you want.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just because you don't live the life doesn't mean other men don't
[–]iComplicity -2 points-1 points0 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahah xD literally every comment you make could go in r/cringe
[–]destiny24 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you seem salty
[–]YumYumInMyBum 87 points88 points89 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet the next words on that text are "my dick"
[–]singeblanc 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was guessing "the D", but I'll upvote you anyway.
[–]tael89 13 points14 points15 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Would you be willing to explain the backstory here? Good job
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look through the post I posted the story above :) and thanks !
[–]weightliftin4life 74 points75 points76 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I love when a girl doesn't like you, then your game and smoothness makes her change her mind, best feeling
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 12 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Happens to me all the time, and I know it's an immature thing to say but the feeling of slight "revenge" that runs in that moment is so satisfying.
[–]weightliftin4life 10 points11 points12 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm really quiet so most people think I hate them so when I get to talking they finally realize I'm a nice guy lol so I know that feeling
It's not immature at all dude, own it! You made yourself attractive to her and that's a serious thing to be proud of.
[–]Alexvi250 7 points8 points9 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What did you say and ho did you aproach her?
[–]TheTimeThatsGivenToU9 points 12 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
no more hahahahaha's btw
[–]Zack_Fair_ 17 points18 points19 points 12 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
next time the question " how did you meet your SO?" pops up on /r/askreddit, take not of how many girls say they thought their current SO was too arrogant, not nice , the biggest asshole they ever met,... etc. at first
[–]zirdante 10 points11 points12 points 12 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
There is a term for it, tsundere.
[–]Zack_Fair_ 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
cool! TIL
how the hell do you pronounce that ?? O.O
[–]Major_Tom42 30 points31 points32 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
(Assuming I got this correct)
It'd be pronounced as such: "Where is it?" "Tsundere there"
[–]ninjamuffin 8 points9 points10 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brilliant example
[–]kagayaki 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's about as close as you can get using English equivalents but saying it in its original language it wouldn't sound like under at all.
Here's a video about Japanese maidcafes -- the point I've linked to the girl says "tsudere course." (both say tsundere a couple times after that initial one) Not very close to "under," in other words.
[–]twistednipples 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is gold worthy but I am too poor to give it to you. I am sorry.
[–]Cagg 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't use that word. It's japanese and it's use exclusively by wierdo weaboos. It's someone who is initially cold or hostile towards you before gradually showing their nice side over time.
[–]BlueIsStylinOnYou 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Congratulations man :) should post your FR of the approach!
[–]mymindstellingmeno 3 points4 points5 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well doesn't this just go to show that women very rarely have a fixed opinion of someone, and you should never get wound up about a girl or her perceived opinion of you?
A few simple words, good posture and laser-eyes and you'll go far, son.
[–]dillpiccolol 4 points5 points6 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha!
tell us what game you ran!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Put your jammies on bud. You're goin' night-night.
Don't forget your zinc supplements.
[–]TimPartendale7 points 12 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
The results of what a bold and confident approach/interaction gets you. Good job /u/Alexbass96
Thank you Tim :)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 12 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"96"
You're a youngin. Much learn.
I am indeed 18
[–]Cathy_witha_K 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NOOICE!
[–]LesaneCrooks 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahaha
[–]imn8bro 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"A gentleman never tells." - what this old guy from Brooklyn told me. I agree.
[–]ContemplativeOctopus 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
If you already gave her head I think you've made your approach.
[+][deleted] -13 points-12 points-11 points 12 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I always receive first, if I feel a little in my zone I'll give her some to reciprocate the favor
[–]ContemplativeOctopus 14 points15 points16 points 12 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Man I think you got that backwards. If you always start with head every girl and all her friends will come back for more. Good sex is about giving, not getting.
[–]WishfulTraveler -1 points0 points1 point 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's how you get herpes.
Dude, wtf. My name is Alex and I just started hooking up with a Natalia. Let's be brothers.
[–]NAILGUNSODOMY 2 points3 points4 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well done Alex, you smooth motherfucka.
[–]m_happy 1 point2 points3 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This looks fake
Unfortunately 13-14 year-old girls (my age group) don't converse at this level
Did OP went cunnilingus?
[–]Xkirbyx 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AHHHHHHHH YEA!!!!!!!
[–]Wakan_Tanka 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SLAAAAM DUNK
[–]Flaghammer 0 points1 point2 points 12 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cant wait to see tomorrow's creepy pm's. /s but seriously, good luck
So you assume people talk the same way you do ... You realize there are billions of people in the world
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