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[–]idkman93 122 points123 points124 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
youre already overthinking it
[–]genesiscz 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That may be true, but you could actually respond like this to most of the posts here. Just because he's trying to get an another opinion doesn't mean he is "overthinking it" with this one girl.
[–]Chuck_MoreAss 265 points266 points267 points 4 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
“Nope just beautiful apparently”
[–]Ghostislav165 points 4 years ago [recovered] (11 children) | Copy Link
She replied to that: gotta work with what i have
[–]Anurag-Here 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Say works for me!!
[–]Ghostislav153 points 4 years ago [recovered] (9 children) | Copy Link
Done and asked her out for drinks, but she said she got a boyfriend and it wont be right to meet me..
[–]Business-Purpose-724 129 points130 points131 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Say I understand, and you’re still invited
[–]Ghostislav263 points 4 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
I did, she replied: “appreciate it x” Looks like This isnt going anywhere boys, next. Thanks for the help
[–]D4rkr4in 119 points120 points121 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
good effort man, now on to the next one
[–]Mshalopd1 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You never know try again in a few months haha
[–]spenrose22 -4 points-3 points-2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It never had a chance
[–]r1bb1tTheFrog 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell her that her boyfriend isn’t invited
[+]djfralla -92 points-91 points-90 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tell “wow, your dad must be proud.. anyway, im not the jealous type.”
[–]chinamcdonald 65 points66 points67 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lol dming people is now a field report
[–]The_True_Kai 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gotta get the stats boss
[–]gingersoot 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More of a reconnaissance if anything
[–]Wise_Bit_86 130 points131 points132 points 4 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Don’t use pickup lines. Your only giving her validation.
[–]rococo78 49 points50 points51 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yeah, and there's nothing about pick up lines that differentiate you from every other dude that's messaging her.
[–]bemore_ 31 points32 points33 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Pick up lines are funny, if the line makes me laugh I'll say it. I guess it's the place you're coming from
Meta is interesting. Many guys, at least here, are thinking how can I differentiate myself or trying to differentiate themselves but the frame is still the same as the frame pick up lines were used within 20 years ago. It's still, "what's the best reply/line"
Since caves the only man that's differentiated is the one that's living fully and doesn't care
[–]Mshalopd1 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts
[–]tru3boy -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
The alternative?
[–]truthbomb999 23 points24 points25 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meeting people in real life. Not being a lazyass and exploring other social circles
[–]tru3boy 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why not both? I do think pickup lines are cheesy though.
[–]Pure_Doctor_2935 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
honest conversation?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But how to bring an honest conversation to the table? How do I start an honest conversation is what I mean
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mention something on your her profile, relate/ask question
[–]anamertis -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This.!
[–]gregsapopin 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I got that message I would think it was cheesy bullshit, but I'm not a woman. I don't know how they think.
[–]hse7148 40 points41 points42 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Ah shit, never mind my glasses were a little dirty. No wonder it didn’t work”
[–]truthbomb999 64 points65 points66 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I DMed a girl on IG and this is what she replied to my pickup line
This is a fail from jumpstreet
Whats the best reply to her message ?
Dude she's not into you. Stop being a simp and DMing rand girls on IG. Go live life and meet people in reality
[–]Shanbaceball 20 points21 points22 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ughh this comment is gold!!! I hate getting random messages from guys on my facebook ( dont have Instagram) but its so cheap and ingenuous .
[–]cosmic_mounts 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
How this is a fail care to explain?
Edit : Why the fck I'm getting downvoted for?? I just asked my simple doubt, chill out guys
[–]truthbomb999 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
DMing women on IG is just stupid. It's worse than cold approaching, it's worse than dating apps....it's borderline spam. You are chasing lottery type outcomes and it isn't a productive use of your time and women get loads of random men hitting them up on IG all the time, so why would she bother with you? It puts you in a simp/beta role
[–]LolaBijou 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s definitely spam.
[–]Redditor695 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also he posted her response which was clearly not interested. She asked if the pickup line ever works for him, meaning it didn't work this time. He said only on the cute ones, and she states that she thought she was a cute one, meaning in this situation she was wrong. In other words, she's saying it didn't work on her. No interest. Why pursue after that?
[–]chevrolet_terraplane 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
because people like to interpret disinterest as "shit tests" in order to protect their ego.
[–]Shanbaceball 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because its for superficial reasons thats why , also your giving someone validation when they didn’t ask for it not from a stranger anyways.
[–]adomede 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Simp?? Hahaha one of my boys does this on the regular and the girls reply him and I’ve literally seen them come to his job to meet him….then he showed me videos of what they did afterwards. It works if you’re good looking enough I guess. 🤔
[–]truthbomb999 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simp?? Hahaha one of my boys does this on the regular and the girls reply him and I’ve literally seen them come to his job to meet him….
Simping is as simping does. Just because girls come to his job doesn't mean for most of us that it wouldn't be an improper and wasteful use of our time.
If you are good looking enough, you could be a serial killer (Ted Bundy) or leader of a murderous cult (Charles Manson) and women would chase you.
Contrary to most of the bullshit peddled here, looks for men matter a great deal and you can influence that by lifting weights.
[–]Stafford_001 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reply politely,she might be your future wife.
[–]HEKRomeo 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And this shit will haunt you
[–]swing39 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ignore and change the subject
[–]Normal-Yogurtcloset5 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you were cute the line would have worked. Bye.
[–]Shakespeare-Bot 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If 't be true thee wast cute the line would has't hath worked. Farewell
I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.
Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout
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[–]Canadian-Seductioner 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I think it's a lost cause, but you do have nothing to lose if you do want to keep trying. Try something like "nah you're just gorgeous".
[–]truthbomb999 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I think it's a lost cause, but you do have nothing to lose if you do want to keep trying
Except time, self respect, mental energy, opportunity cost of seeking a women who is actually into you.
Value your time gents, it's the most important thing you have
[–]Canadian-Seductioner 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I assume you meant to say "isn't actually into you". If so, then yeah 100%.
Ideally he shouldn't be wasting his time doing this in the first place, but it's his time to waste so who am I to tell him differently 🤷♂️
[–]truthbomb999 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Essentially yes. You could be seeking a women who may like you vs one who absolutely does not
[–]truthbomb999 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simping ain't easy
[–]Tyler_Durden_Says 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s not a shit test lol you’re a creep
[–]SoundSalad 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Obviously. Let's get a drink Thursday."
Don't flatter or try to spit some corny line. Straight and to the point.
but I'm penniless brodie
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That wasn’t a shit test. She’s trying so hard to curve you
[–]HughBeaumont500 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't engage ...
F* "shit tests"
It you were a dude she wanted, she wouldn't need to convince herself with a stupid ass test.
Think of yourself in better terms
Don't take the bait. Reply to her any damn way you please.
If she doesn't like it? Oh well It's a big ocean out there
[–]fulfilledwhitehouse 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nope you're gorgeous
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dude...you hit on a girl on IG? That's just asking for a narcissist. Good luck with that...and your money. When she mentions patreon, just ghost her.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
DM’ing girls on IG is a no-no?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's up to you, but don't be surprised if you get used. That's all.
[–]Technical-Rule8210 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You reply) well did it work Her) maybe/ or her) not really You reply) well it less effective on beautiful girls
&: cute is a term for innocent things and people not generally a sexual term it can be just normally isn’t
[–]tellythesloot -5 points-4 points-3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder, want to go out for some drinks?
[–]NewCommonSensei -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe. Let’s figure that out in person
[+]RuskyLee -8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Her response doesn't make any sense anyways
[–]garrettcw18 -2 points-1 points0 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Yes, I used it on my mom, grandma, sister and cousin, duh”
[–]electron_wrangler -3 points-2 points-1 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you already failed by writing a post and delaying the answer
[+]badabing654 -8 points-7 points-6 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“We’ll find out on our date”
[+]Batcave76 -11 points-10 points-9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cute enough
[–]Impressive-Simple481 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are in my eyes
[–]Bluecherrysoft 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't answer this, you already won the shit test, know when to stop.
[–]mynameisearl1121 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So when do we meet?
[–]PiperBigBell 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This ain't no goddamn field report.
[–]emperortom192 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the best way to use pick up lines is to use them ironically as jokes in the middle of conversations. Think about it.
[–]nikejim02 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d really like to hear OP’s opener. Attractive women get told they’re attractive all the time, so judging by her reaction, his opener was something along the lines of her physical attractiveness. She was over it before he even dropped the DM
[–]johnebii 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Then it will probably work on you."
[–]Sovereign1ne 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude you are going to crash and burn with that mindset. Stop giving a fuck and have fun, it usually works itself out. You win some, you lose some.
[–]great_account 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's not into you bro.
[–]FaithInStrangers94 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make sure you credit whichever users line you use.
[–]nihilistimistic 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"go look in the mirror, you might rethink"
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