I saw the hottest girl in the bar and said, "Did it hurt?"

She rolled her eyes and replied, "What, when I fell from heaven?"

I shook my head, "No, when you fell and broke your face."

She broke into hysterics. I took her home later that night.

A few days later I approached a hottie with the line, "You're absolutely hideous."

She loved it. I brought her home too.

I spoke nonsense. And it worked.

Most men treat pickup like it's a math equation that needs to be solved.

But that takes the soul out of it.

Seduction is chaotic, not formulaic.

Does that mean those openers are amazing?

They're not. But they were fun for me. They allowed me to push my own buttons.

Game is all about emotion. You make a girl feel aroused, and you're well on your way to the bedroom.

However, the easiest way to spark that desire in a woman is to feel it yourself, first.

The question you must ask yourself is not, "How do I make her feel good."

But, "How do I make myself feel good?"

Not, "What line does she want to hear?"

Instead, "What line will make me crack up."

This isn't to say you should ignore what a girl wants.

Just remember, the number one thing she wants is fun—and it's infectious.

If you feel it, she'll feel it.

Experiment with different things, whenever you say or do something that makes you feel good, write it down.

Try direct game, try indirect, try being absurd, try being overly romantic.

Find out what resonates with your personality and makes you feel seductive.

Then double down on that and master it.

That's the key to becoming the most attractive version of yourself.