I work for a company where we deal with hundreds of corporate clients and 98% of the women I talk to (thousands over the last 5 years) are SO passive aggressive and just sound so miserable all the time. And women I see anywhere just walking by look so incredibly pissed off and miserable, just hating life.

And so much of the time when they do manage to laugh, it's always that 'cackle' like a witch, like when they're talking on their cell phones - and you know it's about someone they fucked over or someone getting fucked over.

I know a lot of the theories, I just wanted to hear what people here had to say. Of course you'll never get a straight answer from women so it's pointless to even ask them.

And if you're just going to reply with some braindead answer like, "not all women are like that" could you just do us both a favor and not bother and just move on? I'm interested in serious answers. Thanks.