What a mess..

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-08-20T19:06:31+00:00

She seems very insecure, stating twice that she swiped for a different reason than to show interest. Can't handle rejection very well, can she?

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-20T19:43:29+00:00

I'm blunt, no filter, short temper and the most impatient human alive.

A very long-winded way of calling herself a mega bee-yotch. Clearly there's no need to ask why her daughter's dad bailed.

Zombeflandrs · 2021-08-20T19:23:08+00:00

She has low tolerance for bullshit and then lists a bunch of her own intolerable qualities but that’s ok cause she is a Leo!🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🚩

mustangfrank · 2021-08-20T19:38:49+00:00

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bigrome347 · 2021-08-20T19:29:15+00:00

What a trap. It should say “how to be on the sex offenders list?” Men avoid single mothers especially ones that have 16yr old daughters. Your guilty until proven innocent. That’s a recipe for disaster. 45 and short tempered (mean), blunt (disrespectful), no filter (no class). She realized that she got no 401k and daughter not gonna help her in her later years and she needs you. It only gets worse from here. Tread carefully gentlemen and happy hunting.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-08-20T19:32:47+00:00

But is she Sassy?

Rob141414 · 2021-08-20T19:30:00+00:00

45 and never grew up…

redditradishman · 2021-08-20T19:47:04+00:00

What do you bring to the table.

This is not the way to answer.

Gotta have a death wish with a pit mom. Honestly anyone who refers to dogs as kids but especially that breed.

GoodApollo506 · 2021-08-20T20:31:29+00:00

Is this lady trying to thoroughly repulse me?

…..Because it’s very much working

Recklessterror · 2021-08-20T21:56:20+00:00

Pitbull owner = trash

Didn't need to read anything after that

velesxrxe · 2021-08-20T21:10:19+00:00

Left out the most important questions unanswered:

Is her kid her world?

Does she love to laugh?

Does she have a height requirement?

cbgoon · 2021-08-20T20:03:34+00:00

What a cunt.

Lameador · 2021-08-20T20:14:47+00:00

Pro-tip : noone with a genuine mid-level or higher corporate job will self-describe in a single word as "manager"

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-08-20T20:48:33+00:00

She has no idea how marketing works.

Goldmansachs3030 · 2021-08-20T19:49:14+00:00

OP, is there a chance for the full pic profile? First time seeing a pitbull mom. :)

DankCommander7 · 2021-08-20T20:38:43+00:00

Who is advising all these women to lead with thier flaws in thier dating profile?

neoj8888 · 2021-08-20T23:16:01+00:00

She could’ve just saved herself and everyone else time and just summed it up with one word. “Cunt.”

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-08-20T20:57:05+00:00

>Low tolerance for bullshit

>45 yrs old

c'mon you are not even a ltr material, why are you complaining granny?

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-20T22:10:23+00:00

Basically her profile is one long Surgeon General Warning.

AlextheHun24 · 2021-08-20T21:30:17+00:00

Uh Grandma aren’t you a little old to be partying.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-20T22:22:39+00:00

Likes to sleep. "Not tonight, honey. I'm tired", you'll be hearing that all the time.

johnl1800 · 2021-08-20T22:45:44+00:00

"pittbull(sic) mom"

I'm confused by this. Is she trying to say that she's a "mom" to her Pit bull or is she trying to describe herself as a "Pit Bull mom" whatever the fuck that might mean.

theLOLbird · 2021-08-20T22:50:13+00:00

I believe the "most impatient human alive" should be mandated by law to be forever single.

Balefirez · 2021-08-20T23:49:18+00:00

Astrology: (n) the usage of random patterns of stars in the sky by people (especially women) to excuse their bad behavior.

Ex: “I’m a bitch but because I’m a Leo, I expect you to deal with it.”

KneedHelpQuicc · 2021-08-20T20:42:59+00:00

This is so childish how do you spend 45 years on Earth and never mature. So embarrassing

NickTesla2018 · 2021-08-21T01:33:41+00:00

She could find a great husband in Afghanistan. They love sassy!

NBA_MSG · 2021-08-21T00:13:45+00:00

God, can you imagine a 45 year old at the EDM festivals?

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-21T00:39:48+00:00

Knocked up at 29ish yet it's still yet another case of a child raising a child. One can only imagine what a FUBAR mess the daughter is at 16. Odds are this creature will be a grandmother very soon if she isn't already.

Line forms to the right fellas.

yung-gung · 2021-08-20T20:25:33+00:00

A true walking disaster 🤦‍♂️!

SCCock · 2021-08-20T23:25:55+00:00

What an enchantress!

Machomuk89 · 2021-08-20T23:50:03+00:00

"Low tolerance for bullshit"

Hey we have that in common. Byyyyyyyyyyeeeeee👋

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-08-21T02:06:37+00:00

"How many ways can I tell you it's a terrible idea to ever talk to me?"

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-21T05:06:04+00:00

A dried up, post-wall, unbearably rude harpie with a teenage daughter she probably raised by herself, mostly.

Form a line, gents.

PopularBug5 · 2021-08-21T05:14:08+00:00

Literally every single word is a red flag holy shit.

Emer8nuts · 2021-08-21T00:07:08+00:00

I can smell her from here. 🤮

awakenedspirit1 · 2021-08-21T00:38:54+00:00

Low tolerance for bullshit, while also saying "I talk bullshit"

coloradocaniac · 2021-08-21T02:43:18+00:00

Don't need to see the picture to know that this is a solid no.

TheRiseAndFall · 2021-08-21T04:47:43+00:00

Who told girls sarcasm is attractive? Why is it such a common trait? To me that's one of the top turnoffs of any gender.

Richard_Smellington · 2021-08-21T11:33:48+00:00

dog lover, pittbull [sic!] mom, likes animals, swiped right because of your dog

Yeah, she fucks dogs, guaranteed.

TexasMilitia · 2021-08-21T02:27:20+00:00

“Low tolerance for bullshit”.

…..proceeds to be bullshit

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-21T05:33:51+00:00

I’ll just wait a couple of years and bang the daughter. Yeah, she’ll probably turn out crazy too but at least she still has some tread on her tires.

Buchwild · 2021-08-21T06:05:02+00:00

Is it a red flag when someone shows a fondness for animals aggressive by nature?

FaeVandal · 2021-08-21T18:59:46+00:00

If you find her faded looks attractive wait two years and chase the probably damaged daughter with daddy issues but a lower body count.

windycityguy11 · 2021-08-21T00:57:37+00:00

She’s 45! That profile doesn’t match and screams dumpster fire!

azurianlight · 2021-08-21T01:25:08+00:00

What is a true leo?

1st10Amendments · 2021-08-21T07:31:10+00:00

Ask her to give your number to her daughter in a year and a half.

MrHupfDohle · 2021-08-21T08:00:17+00:00

"If you cant handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best!"

Ooooooor I simly dont settle for crazy...

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-08-21T13:09:04+00:00

So basically nothing positive to be gained with interacting with her?

Tweapodok33 · 2021-08-21T15:39:22+00:00

She mentioned that she’s a “Pittbull (sic) mom” before mentioning she has a daughter. Crimson red flag there, among a sea of other red flags.

Also “I’m blunt” means “I’m a mouthy asshole with no sense of tact.”

mookcollins · 2021-08-22T00:59:28+00:00

The more I see these the more I’m truly, deeply thankful for the peaceful, quiet, and drama free life I have.

KoloGupta · 2021-08-22T01:44:53+00:00

Child support will be running out soon. Time to find a replacement ATM.

Marko_From_Tropoja_ · 2021-08-22T02:50:15+00:00

Manager? Where at a fast food restaurant?

Nihi1986 · 2021-08-21T05:10:56+00:00

Well, she's a true LEO, what did you expect?

HowaitoHasugami · 2021-08-21T08:07:05+00:00

What a catch! Form a line Boys!

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-08-21T08:26:08+00:00

Looks like she tagged her wall with beautiful grafiti to mislead men into wanting her for her attractive personality. Still a wall tho 😏

Futureman999 · 2021-08-21T08:28:59+00:00

The only thing she's missing is "curvy" or something about her sexy "curves"

metalhead3750 · 2021-08-21T15:12:13+00:00

I’d keep an eye on the news for her, sooner or later that pibbies gonna tear through her or her kid

I don’t understand people that get those dogs

iiikric9 · 2021-08-22T03:30:12+00:00

Wow, they're getting older and older.

AdrianPietro01 · 2021-08-22T08:15:03+00:00

But does she like to eat? Does she like to travel? So many questions without answers so I'll pass

Gundamsafety · 2021-08-23T17:32:15+00:00

Swipe right for my dog? WTF You want to go out with my dog?

Hell my dog has higher standards than this thing. At least my dog can make a decision and knows who is actually in charge and is all ways happy to see me. And you honey? How well do you stack up to my dog?

Smoker and light drinker? So you smell awful and your just a little drunk. Great qualities to find in a girl.

AzoZyten · 2021-08-23T23:53:09+00:00

It’s like a basic 19 year old preggo party chick from college was bit with a decay spell until she was 45 but the personality obviously stayed the same.

SnakeEyeskid · 2021-08-24T07:41:18+00:00

Is it just me who find the whole mentioning she has a "16yo daughter" rly problematic?

Feels like she is so far gone she is shopping for creepy stepdads...

AdventurousAd5107 · 2021-08-24T12:42:14+00:00

How pleasant

anthologyxxviii · 2021-08-24T20:00:16+00:00

Sarcasm really just means an asshole and no sense of humor mostly

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-08-26T13:14:10+00:00

The dogpill is strong with this one

Frosty_League · 2021-08-30T23:53:30+00:00

Good lord I sincerely HOPE she ends up alone for the rest of her life

mountainmike68 · 2021-09-06T20:54:14+00:00

She better learn to relax and find someone quick lest she wants to compete with her daughter in a couple years.

Kemence97 · 2021-08-21T09:36:07+00:00

And you guys actually believe that this is not a fake profile?

Title	What a mess..
Author	Status_Giraffe6568
Upvotes	466
Comments	125
Date	August 20, 2021 6:56 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/p8bj6c/what_a_mess/
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