OLD in one pic

rideoffalone · 2021-08-22T09:18:01+00:00

Dollars to donuts he's married. (Also love the classic "mid 30s but lists his age as 31." Who wants to bet he's like 38?)

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-22T08:00:58+00:00

That's a lot of words for I have PIED.

sassyheather · 2021-08-22T10:50:31+00:00

Ugh, there was one of those when I was still on Tinder. Under the name Oral Fetishist (yes, really) he had written similar crap, finishing up with “dark hair, dark eyes, 175cm, discreet”. AND he had stated he goes to my university 🥲🥲🥲

ItsFreezen · 2021-08-22T12:05:49+00:00

A lot of words for "My wife doesn't know she's in an open marriage"

foodgrowerfoodeater · 2021-08-22T14:31:42+00:00

This and all the guys who tell you they want you to sit on their face after a couple messages........ honestly what? Does this shit ever even work out for them?

lolmemberberries · 2021-08-22T12:24:01+00:00

He wants to cheat, but he has ED. Definitely married and lying about his age.

Astral_weaver · 2021-08-22T06:32:36+00:00

No thanks dude, I don't really need a tongue with STIs in my life.

We queer women use protection during oral sex, but we all know that straight men don't. 🤢

30ducks · 2021-08-22T09:18:49+00:00

Ewwww 🤢

PinkBlair99 · 2021-08-22T05:14:38+00:00

Why can’t they understand that the gross, crass terms for our anatomy are repulsive to us?

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-08-22T13:11:42+00:00

Gross gross gross

pyonpyon24 · 2021-08-22T07:00:42+00:00

Men are so convinced that women will just FALL OVER themselves to get oral. Like how men are obsessed with getting a bj?

Here’s a hot take. I don’t really like oral. And I DEFINITELY don’t like anyone who “gobbles cooch”.

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-08-22T07:16:33+00:00

I love oral, but there is zero….ZERO desire to let some rando at me especially when he doesn’t want it reciprocated. That somehow seems worse and I don’t know why. 🤮

Get your pimply, pockmarked sad face away from me!

jp2117515 · 2021-08-22T16:30:45+00:00

I can see the cold sores…

One_Bat_2525 · 2021-08-22T17:17:14+00:00

This is so gross. What woman is turned on by this? 🤢

smart-tart23 · 2021-08-22T12:56:55+00:00

I can’t even!!! I’d rather let my “cooch” get cobwebs. Earlier on dating over 30 some guy was bitching about what do women want out of dating apps any way bc they always seem “too busy” and he’s worried it will start a vicious cycle. The audacity is real in every lane of male.

StrikingCoconut · 2021-08-23T02:24:28+00:00

It's funny when men say they can eat pussy for hours. That's like saying you can run a mile for hours, isn't it?

Repulsive_Incident27 · 2021-08-26T00:20:52+00:00

I wish I could use the “emphasis” iPhone reaction on some of these posts! I’ve had guys tell me they love doing this and how good they are at doing it after exchanging like 3 messages.

Title	OLD in one pic
Author	Previous-Focus-2013
Upvotes	205
Comments	33
Date	August 22, 2021 4:57 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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