“I know it’s weird but”

MamaGia · 2021-08-20T05:48:51+00:00

What is this squirting business I keep hearing about? Why is suddenly an expectation? Has it always been and I just hadn't heard about it?

Cairenne · 2021-08-20T06:01:55+00:00

Don’t you just love how it escalates from “let’s type out a song” to “WEIRD SEX CRINGE THING” then more song as if he hadn’t just been a complete pervert.

MyLifeIsWandsXIII · 2021-08-20T05:48:01+00:00

At least he revealed his true colors and intentions right off the bat. 🤮

ScrappleSandwiches · 2021-08-20T05:19:51+00:00

Narrator: “he was, in fact, a creep.”

chelseachain · 2021-08-20T06:39:37+00:00

The only thing that man brings to the table is the AUDACITY

glowmilk · 2021-08-20T08:09:01+00:00

The way he just continues with the lyrics afterwards like he just didn’t send one huge paragraph begging for sex 😭

daisy_0720 · 2021-08-20T07:56:15+00:00

If you have to start a sentence with "I'm not a creep or a pervert"...

PetuniaXo · 2021-08-20T07:05:23+00:00

Guys like this are always so desperate to turn the conversation sexual. It's so trashy and far from smooth or natural.

poppinkitty · 2021-08-20T05:45:46+00:00

Scrotes will be like "he is asking respectfully, woman don't like nice guys anymore huhu" 🤡

PetuniaXo · 2021-08-20T07:02:00+00:00

Ugh. He is someone who actually does need to stop believin'. I'll see myself out

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-20T07:47:10+00:00

This sounds like a man who says he can separate porn from real sex, despite his sex talk and sexual tastes clearly suggesting otherwise. Men who claim they are shit hot in bed are usually just the shit bit.

cookiemonstergirls · 2021-08-20T08:22:24+00:00

Some dudes have never had any experience with a woman outside of porn and it shows. I bet he has never felt a woman’s touch and never will......... That is unless he pays for it🤢

backforbeskar · 2021-08-20T05:24:24+00:00

yikes, the ‘hahas’ are cringe AF

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-08-20T07:38:19+00:00

Good to know he’s not a creep.

How vile can a human be…..

I can’t help but think somehow somewhere someday some woman accepted and that’s why they do it 🤷🏼‍♀️

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-08-20T10:22:06+00:00

I really hate the term "squirt" especially coming from a male. It just makes my soul cringe

Classy_Bunny · 2021-08-20T08:06:44+00:00

She took the midnight train to get the eff away from that huge creep

aenema46n2 · 2021-08-20T06:40:42+00:00

This is why I was so over online dating. So many conversations always ended up like this. They're beyond disgusting 🤮

localgirlcult · 2021-08-20T11:09:53+00:00

Now, because so many of these creeps are porn obsessed we have to listen about this squirting bullshit. You can't MAKE ME do it. You're not a fucking wizard bro. It's not a thing for me. Why should it be a thing? If it happens for someone, it happens. Fine. So? It has nothing to do with an orgasm. Nothing special happened. And SOMEHOW he still doesn't get that when he puts on the cheap unsexy porn he watches, those scenes of banshee screaming women shooting water half way across the room aren't real. It's all fake. Just WATER. There's also fake cum in porn, fake orgasms. Fake everything. They're watching this shit like they're documentaries. I could NOT feel more second hand embarrassment, this is too much.The "haha" after a sentence is soul cringing.

hikurangi2019 · 2021-08-20T06:28:36+00:00

wOW 😮

itscoolimherenowdude · 2021-08-20T08:39:16+00:00

“Uncalibrated”.

honeybadgerattitude · 2021-08-20T11:28:03+00:00

This guys thinking: She replied!! That means we’ve got a “connection”. I better let her know that I’m what I think she thinks a perfect man is based off all the p.orn I watch. Damn! It didn’t work. I could go off with my tail between my legs but no, I’ll try the song again. 🤡

miss_peach94 · 2021-08-20T08:48:17+00:00

Yuck.

Aksentia_Ivanovitcha · 2021-08-20T06:57:33+00:00

Ha ha what a genuine guy so charming im charmed hope he finds a girl that would build him up to be the man he wants to be

vanillahcupcakes · 2021-08-20T09:45:34+00:00

The "haha" 🤮

extragouda · 2021-08-20T07:54:46+00:00

LOL. That's a great answer.

BelleCervelle · 2021-08-20T08:36:44+00:00

Wtf is wrong with some people... ew

the-worst- · 2021-08-20T11:52:33+00:00

Men really just base their sexual talk on porn, huh?

I can suit, I can make myself do it, but it's not like it is in porn. At all. It does not shoot across the room. And it does not necessarily indicate an orgasm. It's more embarrassing than anything imo. And no guy has ever "made" me do it.

CuntWaffe · 2021-08-20T11:21:42+00:00

This is incredibly embarrassing, I can't even take it. 😂

ItsFreezen · 2021-08-20T11:20:13+00:00

"niceguys" /s

sjefsiljuuus · 2021-08-20T11:55:16+00:00

scrotes are so low effort that they wont even try different ways to be a scrote. did they all go to the same school or something?

joysie21 · 2021-08-20T12:26:12+00:00

Said every guy that think they're nice. "I know it's weird" and the proceed to do whatever the entitled behavior they have to make sure you're uncomfortable with them and then beratted you for not giving whatever they asked.

judithyourholofernes · 2021-08-20T12:29:06+00:00

Make you squirt = terrorize your pussy with unkept fingernails

chainsawbobcat · 2021-08-20T12:44:08+00:00

'let's just skip the nonsense and go right to the gyno for Chlamydia treatment'

Dude your fucking quoting journey, get your basic ass back in your room

RabidWench · 2021-08-20T12:48:39+00:00

I saw this one last week, and someone in that thread had linked to a girl who puts creepy messages to music. It was fucking hilarious.

This guy needs some damn help, though.

Newwavesupport3657 · 2021-08-20T13:16:08+00:00

I officially hate journey

Title	“I know it’s weird but”
Author	Previous-Focus-2013
Upvotes	882
Comments	62
Date	August 20, 2021 5:14 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/p7vobn/i_know_its_weird_but/
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