"If you not trying to spoil me then dont text me. I want real dates an real man that doesn't mind spending money on me and sometimes my kids if we get that far".

PirateDocBrown · 2021-10-09T22:53:28+00:00

Tired of games, because she lost big time.

RabbitNRaccoon · 2021-10-09T23:36:25+00:00

How do you have 7 kids by age 26? Why do these women refuse to use condoms/birth control/get abortions? At what point is enough enough?

And the nerve of these people. They will get attention anyway which is why they are posting online. It's truly a race to the bottom at this point.

We have entered the final stretch.

ArrowGantOne · 2021-10-10T00:53:51+00:00

Gynecologist: "Damn you've got a big vagina! Damn you've got a big vagina!"
Her: "Well I have had 7 kids, and you didn't have to say it twice!"
Gynecologist: "I didn't!"

randomperson1234go · 2021-10-09T22:49:34+00:00

If you’re lucky you can spend money on my 7 kids. Good Lord.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-10-09T23:04:43+00:00

YES I HAVE 7 KIDS

Damn...is she TRYING to beat the Duggars??

if you not trying to spoil me then don't text me

We're light years ahead of you.

slipkid223 · 2021-10-09T23:10:30+00:00

"I don't care how many kids I have you ain't fucking shit over this my 7 good"

I hope she isn't teaching them English or grammar. Those poor kids.

saberwarthog · 2021-10-10T00:18:34+00:00

Wow, 7 kids at 26 and a bio that looks like mental diarrhoea without any punctuation...
It seems that this broad doesn't give a shit about periods.

She doesn't have a vagina but a Gatling gun down there or what ?

Aronacus · 2021-10-09T23:18:01+00:00

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The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-10-10T00:06:31+00:00

Is that cum on her lips?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-10-09T23:50:15+00:00

real man

Maybe someone should have vetted those sperm-producing powerhouses to see if they were real men beforehand?

VeganKetoMan · 2021-10-09T23:35:56+00:00

This is so good that my first thought was it has to be satire, then I came to my senses and remembered that women like her actually exist. She belongs to the streets, no other way she’ll get money from a man

Yokohama88 · 2021-10-10T02:03:49+00:00

Every time I think I have seen it all, you guys find someone else that astounds me.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-10-10T00:58:06+00:00

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch

RIP human DNA. Where's Thanos when you need him? Perhaps it is about time for an asteroid to visit Earth

braucifur · 2021-10-10T05:44:08+00:00

If you pay taxes congrats this is where your taxpayer dollars are being redistributed to.

AlextheHun24 · 2021-10-10T02:14:52+00:00

This is why I believe in abortion, birth control and why breeding should be a privilege. 26 years old and has 7 kids with no father(s). Jesus fucking Christ.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-10-10T00:35:09+00:00

Why stop at 7 lady. Two more and you can field a baseball team.

Jackson_M_Bueller · 2021-10-10T01:58:27+00:00

Idiocracy was right

Lost_in_hindsight · 2021-10-10T05:35:23+00:00

The sad part is some simp is gonna hit this. As much as western women have become disasters, the men carry at least 50% of the blame for continuing to pussy their way into these mediocre pussys.

Lameador · 2021-10-09T23:17:24+00:00

The tax woman , robbing you at gun point every time she pilfers a welfare check out of your salary

JackAttack_77 · 2021-10-10T02:18:07+00:00

I mean…this has to be a joke, right? If I were in her shoes I’d have already killed myself (not promoting it at all) but seriously. You’ve lost the game of life. You’ve ruined any chance of happiness for the next decade at the very least.

Gaiinahat · 2021-10-10T02:08:16+00:00

Seven kids? She looks like Big Mamma now, and not the high school photo shown here. Without kids in that picture, I'd give her a 2. Seven kids later, this welfare queen is scraping double-digit negatives. Holy fuck! 😮

Wispysinistersoup · 2021-10-09T23:45:20+00:00

26?!? With 7 kids !? She’s just pumping them out isn’t she?

PopularBug5 · 2021-10-10T00:38:42+00:00

I get migraine reading that bio. It even has the audio of a ghetto hood underclass Lakeesha that I just couldn't get rid of from my head.

cystemsdown · 2021-10-10T05:35:37+00:00

Funny how she is trying to make men feel guilty like theyre not real men if they dont spoil her and kids Bitch, your baby's daddy(s) supposed to spend money on your volleyball team!

Subtlevibes · 2021-10-10T12:59:00+00:00

These are the kind of people who will have 50 grandkids by the time they're 60. And that's how Idiocracy came true

ShaneRMTanner · 2021-10-10T02:28:43+00:00

Ain’t got time for kids but has SEVEN of them. For real?

SonofdeSun · 2021-10-10T03:09:24+00:00

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

rockdude625 · 2021-10-10T04:18:19+00:00

7 kids at 26, the math adds up to cringe

Divine-Nemesis · 2021-10-10T04:31:08+00:00

26, 7 kids, and not with any of their baby daddies but expects a HVM to pay for worn out cookies? Delusional! She brings drama, baby daddy drama, 7 kid stress drama, but expects a man to swoop in and spoil her and get what in return exactly? How the hell would she have any time for a man? The only other daddy involved in her life is gonna be daddy government, unless a simp falls for this and she tricks him into number 8.

asdf333aza · 2021-10-10T14:07:15+00:00

I met a girl who was a surrogate. She worked for an organization. The organization would link her with couples trying to conceive. And the couples would pay her anywhere from 30,000 to 80,000 ! Year. And yeah organization took its part. But long story short, have kids was her job!!! By age 26 she had 6 kids. Having kids was how she payed her bills.

She had 2 kids of her own that she kept. But the other 4 were through the organization. She was cranking out kids every year. I think they only made her wait 3 to 6 months before each child. But she was cranking them out. She still is cranking them out to my knowledge.

It's 100 plausible for a women to have this many kids. Some women do it as a job.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-10-10T20:03:57+00:00

Sev......

SEV.....

Hold my Adderall.....

FUCKING SEVEN?!?!?!!?!?!?

ItzBoogieMan · 2021-10-10T05:22:33+00:00

She collecting kids like Yugio Cards

BluepillProfessor · 2021-10-10T05:48:28+00:00

Damn I hope that is spit but it looks like herpes and hispeas

krissfedora · 2021-10-10T08:28:19+00:00

Modern women are so lonely, they talk to themselves through their dating profiles.

I pity them, but want nothing to do with them.

Ambria_the_Witch · 2021-10-10T12:21:09+00:00

Ok guys we can’t all message her at the same time, who gets to spoil this catch? 😏

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-10-10T14:38:28+00:00

Well if I date her, I guess I’ll have to trade my Subaru for a small school bus and buck up to feed 7-kids McNuggets. Imagine grocery shopping for this clan.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-10-10T00:35:26+00:00

Punctuation cost extra if we get that far

HLFML · 2021-10-10T01:47:31+00:00

Cannot believe that title was a direct quote and not a piss-take 🤣

almostgraduatingsoon · 2021-10-10T02:14:44+00:00

LMAO SHE SEEMS LIKE A WINNER

CarrotvsBrocclee · 2021-10-10T02:43:34+00:00

How are people allowing themselves to be human vending machines

Buchwild · 2021-10-10T06:21:42+00:00

How the duck does this happen

tktsmnypssprt · 2021-10-10T06:23:37+00:00

SEVEN KIDS AT 26!!!!

ETA: she should t have time for dating either, sit your ass down and look after her damn kids

psnanda · 2021-10-10T11:51:28+00:00

7 kids !? At 26? That is the the most i have seen on here. Quick boys which one of us goes first !!

amongthemaniacs · 2021-10-10T14:25:06+00:00

I'm usually pretty good at decoding hood rat but I genuinely have no idea what she's trying to say in the middle there. "Just to be clear I don't care how many kids I have you ain't fucking shit over this way my 7 good" What does that even mean?

NickTesla2018 · 2021-10-10T14:50:48+00:00

Put the dong down! Drop it! Just put the dong down already?!

KangarooCrapper · 2021-10-10T14:51:09+00:00

She must drive a short bus...

ltde5150 · 2021-10-10T15:01:25+00:00

7 kids at 26 and trolling OLD for a man. Just let that sink in.

deepfi3ld · 2021-10-10T20:42:52+00:00

... And then proceeds to give blowjob at the McDonald's parking lot after the "dinner date"

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2021-10-10T21:24:36+00:00

Some of these are so horrible that I fell like we're being trolled.

For whatever reason these lyrics just popped into my head when I saw this... disaster.

Step right up, and don't be shy

Because you will not believe your eyes

The Tubes - She's A Beauty

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-10-11T02:40:22+00:00

oh she aaaaangry.

bryonwart · 2021-10-10T13:55:11+00:00

😶😒🙄🙂😃😄😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol_DisDad · 2021-10-10T14:15:13+00:00

She need to go back to her 7 baby daddies 🤣

VirginWizard69 · 2021-10-10T15:52:12+00:00

7 kids! Fucking her is like sticking your piggly wiggly in King Kong's asshole. You won't feel a thing.

WalnutManTrader · 2021-10-10T20:07:57+00:00

I want a tag on here saying “no more games” I love the posts where after being a usedup duck bucket now they suddenly want no more games or f boys. Can’t seem to find compilations if just that so if someone could send me some too god bless you.

Harry_Teak · 2021-10-10T04:25:27+00:00

Which one of the children wrote this? Ah, the 8th child in the house.

_krab · 2021-10-10T06:47:41+00:00

seven

Brief-Butterscotch-8 · 2021-10-10T08:05:00+00:00

Are they septuplets?

Of course not they are obviously different ages.?

I just can't believe you found 7 people willing to fuck you!

jmpires · 2021-10-10T09:31:15+00:00

Disney’s Snow White remake any time soon

Sadly_Mine · 2021-10-10T09:35:39+00:00

This cannot be real

variousothergits · 2021-10-10T14:19:30+00:00

She has derailed her life. Guys, form an orderly queue.

alldaycray · 2021-10-10T16:51:54+00:00

Well at least she's honest about having 7 kids. But she really just listed a bunch of cons for dating her. Not a single pro.

SpicyPoaster · 2021-10-11T22:58:37+00:00

$30 dinner for two just became $100+ dinner for 7. Oh, and kids 1-5 need school supplies and 6-7 need diapers and clothes. Man up and marry this courageous, independent single mother!

Went_to_town · 2021-10-10T17:15:11+00:00

7 kids at 26? How’s that possible

Tru3ac3 · 2021-10-11T13:19:07+00:00

She tweakin🤷🏾‍♂️ simple as that

Tyler-Derping · 2021-10-15T18:44:49+00:00

I don't get it.. Can she be that stupid? No normal thinking person would ever go on a date with her.

She's bad news all over.

Gokusbastardson · 2021-10-16T01:01:01+00:00

Lol good luck. It would be a cold day in hell the day I date someone with 7 kids. I get second thoughts if she has 2

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