Now that she's 35 and overweight, her life partner has to wait for sex unlike men from her past because she finally "wants to get to know a guy for once".

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-11-03T12:46:26+00:00

"For once."

"FOR ONCE."

SpicyPoaster · 2021-11-03T12:49:07+00:00

But does any decent guy want to get to know her?

Also, lol at both "fat" and "vegetarian." First time I've seen that.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-11-03T13:16:07+00:00

After all it's every mans dream to one day have a 35 year old land whale to "know him"

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-11-03T13:22:40+00:00

Old, fat, won’t fuck you but still reeks of festival slob cum. Oh, and a nurse to top it all off. Gotta love exhausted, bossy women who don’t want your dick.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-03T12:53:30+00:00

A 35 year old overweight nurse (she should know how bad obesity is for health) who only now is looking for her partner in life. She just screams post wall. All the Chads have gone and she’s alone.

“No hook ups. I mean ever.” What she really means is no MORE hookups ever again. She makes that tell next line by saying she wants to get to know a guy for once. Boy that’s romantic as hell. That guy will be “punished” by her withholding sex.

mustangfrank · 2021-11-03T14:45:24+00:00

The same old story. She claims to have found herself, and so Good men have to prove themselves. But, Chad shows up, 10 seconds later the panties fly off.

I have posted my stories of being a wingman for a Chad. I can tell you, Chads don't play the 90 days waiting period.

TWPOscar · 2021-11-03T15:19:12+00:00

It’s strange that women don’t work the other way around. I mean, in their younger and better years they have the luxury to get to know a guy for once and let him wait for sex, as they’re the most desirable at that moment.

After hitting the wall, they should lower their requirements and comprise more. Instead they’re doing the exact opposite.

Loose morals when they’re young, strong pretentious morals once they’re old..

Overkillengine · 2021-11-03T12:50:21+00:00

Wants

Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which gets full first. What the hell does she offer to justify a man jumping through hoops now when she didn't make men do that before?

Not a damn thing that isn't also on offer from someone younger and less demanding (like she used to be), that's what.

kevin32 · 2021-11-03T13:12:46+00:00

A reminder that for posting purposes, "No hookups" doesn't automatically mean that a woman rode the carousel. We only allow such profiles like the above when there's evidence of a promiscuous past, a few more examples here and here.

coke501 · 2021-11-03T12:55:25+00:00

I want to get to know a guy for once.

Funny how you raise your demands only after the milk that others got for free is rotten.

But I see you're used to be passed around at festivals. Hard to get to know the guys that fucked your brains out there, right? The mental health awareness is just icing on the shit-cake

thewhiskey_zulu · 2021-11-03T13:43:55+00:00

You'd think being a registered nurse she would know the dangers of being overweight? But then again logic is a tool of the patriarchy!

Old_snowboarder · 2021-11-03T13:50:30+00:00

Excellent. Works in healthcare but is unhealthy. Oh, the irony.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-03T14:14:01+00:00

If these men are smart and can actually get her to talk, she'll eventually throw herself under the bus and tell him about some...'checkered' parts of her past.

Once she does that, throw out the rest of your drink, tell her good day/night, and walk away.

I-am-the-lul · 2021-11-03T20:58:51+00:00

Remember that the actual reasons she and so many other women have these rules for different men during different stages of her life.

She wants to fuck the men who give her the tingles right away because they are hot and she doesn't want to wait any longer than she has to to "scratch that itch".
She also fucks those hot guys right away because if she doesn't, they will find other women to fuck and she would miss out on fucking a hot guy.
She believes that if she give him the sex, the Alpha Bucks 'surely would give her the commitment she wants, right?
When she gets older and she feels she needs a bailout of a relationship/marriage bad enough, she will "lower her standards" and try to lock down Beta Bucks.
Because she is not sexually attracted to Beta Bucks, she will make him wait for the sex as she believes it makes her more "good girl" like.

^{Edit: replaced hot girl with hot guy.}

No_Organization5188 · 2021-11-03T16:27:21+00:00

Yeah she definitely fucks first date you get a few drinks in her and say the right things. This reeks of desperation.

2021-11-03T18:09:21+00:00

Hook up app. “No hook ups!!!” every fuckin profile. Jesus. No sex. No, they just want you to pay for their three children who have crippled their lives financially but are also the greatest most amazing little shits ever. No thanks.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-11-03T22:22:07+00:00

I never understood the point of forming an intimate relationship with a woman at/near the end of her intimate times.

Hook-ups? Sure. But nothing formal for damn sure. And I know a bunch of miserable idiots that married mid 30 somethings that would agree with me (reluctantly). lol

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-11-03T19:18:08+00:00

Mental health awareness + Vegetarian = Crazy fat pre-diabetic.

AreJewOkay · 2021-11-04T01:49:29+00:00

My first car was a Pontiac G6. It was a rental car that hundreds of other people probably drove and it had a big white stain on the back seat that my friends would joke around and say it was a cum stain.

This reminds me of that car.

TraehNoil · 2021-11-04T02:04:04+00:00

Hahaha cause ya that makes sense! Make your forever love suffer 🤣

Cristoff13 · 2021-11-04T05:43:10+00:00

Sex comes so easily for women they simply cannot comprehend what it is like for the average man. They wouldn't believe how hard it is for most men to get sex. You could try to explain, but they would just blank out.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-03T16:11:29+00:00

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NBA_MSG · 2021-11-03T22:37:58+00:00

If you have to say in your bio that you're fat, thick, curvy, whatever then you have horrible pictures

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2021-11-04T05:36:19+00:00

She'll suck and then you hit the door. Transaction completed.

MrsChambers01 · 2021-11-04T22:06:09+00:00

All I can say as a woman is that it’s never to late to learn a lesson. I’m happy she finally understood that having lots of partners means degrading themselves. Unfortunately not all women can have this exemple in their own home.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-11-04T01:43:00+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/PC36pEF.png

QuesadillaDeCoog · 2021-11-04T03:50:08+00:00

Is that a red pill website?

Hard-Truth7 · 2021-11-04T05:57:52+00:00

God that’s so fucking funny. Especially the “for once..” at the end like 🤦🏻‍♂️

Buchwild · 2021-11-04T09:08:13+00:00

This action of having higher demands is a defensive mechanism so that she won't have to deal with rejection. She knows deep down that after she gets older and heavier that her overall value goes down and by setting rules like this she won't have to deal with rejection because nobody will be hitting her up which allows her to ask where all the decent guys are.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-11-03T15:53:48+00:00

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Now that she's 35 and overweight, her life partner has to wait for sex unlike men from her past because she finally "wants to get to know a guy for once".

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"FOR ONCE."

For twice

For thrice.

For day.

For night.

For kite.

For night kite.

Fornicate-kite.