Scrote Bingos from the red flags

Carneliancat · 2022-03-16T17:31:45+00:00

Also, the presumptive "Just ask me!" on an otherwise blank profile. No, I don't believe I will, brosephina.

TieDieEye · 2022-03-16T20:21:54+00:00

Why do they all do the same thing they act like women are boring and offer nothing but finding someone unique or even remotely interesting on OLD is almost impossible

I had bumble bff once and almost all the profiles were 1000x more interesting and attractive than the average man's OLD profile. They still have the audacity though.

It's like walking into a crusty restaurant that's been shut down 5 times for sanitation violations and being charged $200 for a moldy chicken nugget that's been spat on.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-03-16T06:11:51+00:00

Good lord is this accurate 💀

Literally the only thing missing is "Machu Picchu selfies"

KindredMaximus · 2022-03-16T08:05:47+00:00

Also, 'I don't do DRAMMMAAAAA" (yeah, you just create it)

purasangria · 2022-03-16T19:08:33+00:00

This is so classic. Were you looking over my shoulder as I was swiping, or what?

These two photos perfectly encapsulate what is wrong with OLD and dating these days.

fireforestfairy · 2022-03-16T11:48:12+00:00

So accurate. I don't see many fishing pics here. Men here are into portraying themselves as rich on OLD instead (e.g. skiing in a foreign country, partying on a yacht, driving luxury cars, or claiming to be CEOs or doctors).

Objective_Ad7771 · 2022-03-17T01:19:40+00:00

If only ex cropped out. I've seen men cropping out their current gf.

PerspicaciousCat · 2022-03-16T09:41:51+00:00

I needed a laugh so thank you for this. 💀 It reminded me how much I don’t miss online dating! I can’t decide which one is my “favorite”. 😂 They’re all so accurate.

like_onomatopoeia · 2022-03-16T09:07:25+00:00

To add: „I’m easy going and chill”

“I mean, yeah of course I’m watching porn. I’m a guy!”

[stonewalls you after a fight]

[activates traumabonding]

[starres at younger women]

“Wyd?”

“I prefer completely shaved women”

“It’s not you it’s me”

“I’m not ready yet”

Edit: a Bot wanted to remove this post because I sound like a male. Haha, must have been very close to reality then. Lol.

galian84 · 2022-03-16T10:18:57+00:00

Well shit. This hits the spot for all my exes and the guys I saw and met on OLD 😆

boiledgatorade_ · 2022-03-17T18:54:56+00:00

It’s so hard because I love The office but men can’t help themselves from making it their entire personality ☠️

msxchrisx · 2022-03-17T05:57:43+00:00

OMG I had to look up

hatfishing # 🤡🤡🤡

I'm dying

GoldandGlowing · 2022-03-16T13:23:35+00:00

The office is sending me 😷😷😷

all_or_nothing_bet · 2022-03-16T17:10:48+00:00

Also, "clean" and "sober" which means drug and alcohol addiction.

Cat_With_The_Fur · 2022-03-16T09:21:27+00:00

“Moderate”

EsotericKnowledge · 2022-03-16T16:32:02+00:00

Sometimes this stuff ruffles my feathers a little since my ex is still my dearfriend (we basically grew up together), I play video games and DnD ... but unfortunately I'm just realizing that having "nerdy" interests just makes me even more of a target for assbuckets because I (like most people) really want to spend time around people with interests that align with my own. ugh.

edwardianemerald · 2022-03-16T16:44:53+00:00

"I onLy DrInK SocIaLly"

"Check my IG / Snap"

warinmymind94 · 2022-03-18T00:25:47+00:00

Wow the scrotes have come out to cry about the video Gamez, the office, and dnd..did... I'm just saying that the men that tend to put these things in their bios tend to be addicted lazy lvms. That's why I hesitate when I see that. Gamers are a deal breaker for me. If you're into these things then that's yoir standard but just beware a lot of those men are broke and seriously addicted to it

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2022-03-26T21:05:43+00:00

"Lied about kids" always reminds me of Kelly Stamps and that horrid date she went on w/ a guy who looked like "Irl Alladin" but had a voice like "Bill Cosby". He had 3 kids and didn't tell her until later (left it out of his bio) and then tried to make it seem like she was the unreasonable one when she was like..."I kind of feel lied to."

ilikedogsbutmenmore · 2022-03-16T22:56:13+00:00

"if I can't choke you, you're boring"

Title	Scrote Bingos from the red flags
Author	warinmymind94
Upvotes	366
Comments	31
Date	March 16, 2022 5:52 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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hatfishing # 🤡🤡🤡

I'm dying