This may hurt, offend and anger some of you, but it needs to be said.
99% of guys who don't get laid when they go out make this ONE mistake over and over again...
They
Don't
Elicit
Emotion
From
The
Fucking
Girl
I know you may think you do, but you don't.
Self amusing doesn't count.
Cracking a 'safe' joke doesn't count.
Teasing the girl ONCE while laughing at your own joke and saying "just kidding" DOES, NOT, COUNT.
You gotta be a little...dangerous.
You gotta make her feel actual deep emotions.
Happiness.
Sadness.
REAL fear of losing you.
Validation.
REAL lack of validation.
Anger.
Surprise.
Etc etc etc.
Almost every time I see someone from the community talk to a girl in a bar the conversation is either:
Boring
"Charming" but plain as FUCK.
There's no danger in there.
Tell the girl to go fuck herself.
Tell her she remind of your fucking grandma...who's dead.
Tell her she needs to stop hitting on you or you gonna have to call the security - WITHOUT making it super fucking obvious it's a fucking joke, it should feel like it's at least a LITTLE bit of truth to your joke.
Stop being so damn plain, safe and NICE.
One of the main things we always have to go over time and time again on program is how to stop joking in a way that makes the girl feel so god damned comfortable.
Yes, it's good to make her feel comfortable, in terms of safety and cringe-wise.
But she shouldn't feel like you're a 'plain' guy.
Sometimes I even teach guys some inteeeeense fucking teasing and dirty talking.
Like...
"I'm gonna drag you into the bathroom, bend you over the toiled and fuck you like a little whore".
And they manage to make THAT sound silly and 'cute'.
Like what in the actual fuck.
Man up.
Stop being so damn nice.
That would be all for today,
You may now be dismissed.
- P
P.S.
Do not be a psychopath. Don't make people feel UNSAFE and don't make girls scared. Back off and even apologize if you over step people's boundaries.
I shouldn't need to make that disclaimer...but, you know, common sense and stuff...
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