Guy Puts Tabasco in Used Condom. Girl pays out $367,000 settlement in counter-suit.

jolly--roger · 2014-05-28T11:59:09+00:00

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tsudonimh · 2014-05-28T12:41:47+00:00

This woman apparently has a father wealthy enough to drop half a million or so as a settlement for her, yet she still felt the need to spermjack some guy's swimmers.

ayou_stark · 2014-05-28T16:43:28+00:00

Tbh I came across this article after seeing someone comment "that's why I keep a box of condoms and Tabasco next to the bed!" I became extremely confused and intrigued so I Googled it.

Also related, woman writes Salon advice column in tears after finding out her fiancé's Tabasco practices: http://www.salon.com/2009/02/25/hot_sauce_in_condoms/

Leonard_Church · 2014-05-28T16:48:46+00:00

There are a number of ways to kill the swimmers in the condom. Rinse it out in the sink, even turn it inside out to do this. A few drops of bleach or liquid plumber will eat it up. Seriously though 15 years ago they were coming out with a male birth control pill, what happened to that? That is what is needed. A vasectomy can be reversed when it comes time to make babies but they aren't even effective sometimes. You have to go every 6 months for a sperm count because sometimes they don't work, so whats the point? I guess you could also put spermicide in the condom.

legauge · 2014-05-28T12:08:51+00:00

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gprime312 · 2014-05-28T18:40:13+00:00

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thebellmaker · 2014-05-28T15:02:20+00:00

I have no idea if this happened, but it is true that many people often forget that just because you "won" and got a bullshit accusation dropped, you didn't necessarily come off well. If this girl is rich and sued him for this bullshit, and he is middle class, the legal fees and time away from work and mental stress can still hurt massively. Always counter sue for wasted time and money if you think you've got a good shot at it. IANAL but from what I can tell a lot of people are just so happy to be done with it all and get on with their life, perhaps after a FRA or something similar, that they do not get justice for having their name dragged through the mud, put in jail for a bit, losing their job, etc.

Few other tips though for controlling your seed. I wrote about this in a previous post, but I've got a friend who swears by dropping acetone or isopropyl alcohol into the condom afterwards. These are clear substances and literally every female bathroom has it near the mirror. Facial toner, make up remover for a high% alcohol, and nail polish remover for acetone. (Many more products have one of these as well). Hydrogen peroxide is also a solid bet for killing your sperm and many girls have it or a product containing it in their bathrooms as well.

Alternatively, you can turn the water as hot as it will get and flood the condom. Not at all bulletproof but sperm is destroyed at hotter temperatures. It's pretty efficient / simple and what I used to do. 94 degrees F is sufficient, so turn the tap water on hot until its steaming and you are well over that amount.

otiswild · 2014-05-28T14:44:27+00:00

I wish this story is true SO FUCKING HARD.

2014-05-28T18:15:34+00:00

Don't browse this website past that page, shit pushes market:// links to redirect you.

Overzealous_BlackGuy · 2014-05-28T20:25:30+00:00

Brb, justice boner is raging too hard.

ioncloud9 · 2014-05-28T21:08:01+00:00

Here is what I do. Since blowing your load in a condom means your dick gets to marinate in it for a few minutes, I goto the bathroom rather quickly after sex is done. First, I fill the condom up with water to make sure its watertight and didnt break. Then I dump the contents into the toilet, then leave the condom inside out, wipe it off with TP, throw that in the toilet, and wrap the remains up in TP and bury it in the trash. This takes about 30-45 seconds and is worth much more than 18 years of child support.

RobbenQC · 2014-05-28T15:05:00+00:00

This is probably fiction but destroying your used condoms is excellent advice and should become common practise for men. Most people keep antibacterial handwash in their bathrooms, I'd bet even that'd do it if your local tobasco laws are prohibitive.

deville05 · 2014-05-28T16:55:35+00:00

Ive always thought of putting hand snitizer into the condom, tieing a knot and throwing it in the garbage. Alternatively.. Someone should invent a condom dosposinv machine

2014-05-28T14:25:21+00:00

This story is pure fiction.

Mustaka · 2014-05-28T13:57:49+00:00

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Whisper · 2014-05-28T18:45:12+00:00

Unsourced. I am skeptical.

genericusername80 · 2014-05-28T18:58:39+00:00

Cute story but obviously fake.

Evesest · 2014-05-28T15:17:19+00:00

Absolutely love this story. Even if it's fiction.

jjshinobi · 2014-05-28T18:24:26+00:00

I always keep the sanitizer on deck.

2014-05-28T21:33:23+00:00

Holy fuck thats epic. I'm buying a mini bottle of Tabasco sauce to carry with me. Won't they see the color of the sauce however? Perhaps some sort of very hot pepper rubbed inside of it would be more effective?

2014-05-28T22:18:26+00:00

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2014-05-29T01:59:42+00:00

Wouldn't it be obvious that he put Tabasco sauce in a condom? Because the sauce is red?

ShitsInPringlesCans · 2014-05-29T04:00:27+00:00

...And the girls win again. See, if this guy (this hero) did not settle, and instead fought the case in court and won, the decision would become CASE LAW AND ESTABLISH A LEGAL PRECEDENT that men can have their bodily fluids maliciously stolen and that such action is punishable by law.

This is a great story. And this guy is cool, and I've done the same thing (way back when I was single) - luckily (for me) no girls ever tried this with me.

But what we need here is either black letter (not likely) or case law (the way to go for this) in favor of men.

So if you think you have a good shot at winning a case, don't settle. Push it through and be the hero men need.

bsutansalt · 2014-05-29T04:23:03+00:00

Removed until you cite an actual source and not just some story on the internet. This reads more like revenge fantasy than an actual event, which is disappointing because I like Tom's show and think his advice is pretty damn solid.

bantam83 · 2014-05-28T18:28:03+00:00

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insickness · 2014-05-28T13:06:45+00:00

Inspiring story but... why not just flush the condom down the toilet? It seems like a lot more work to put Tabasco sauce in a condom.

bcb77 · 2014-05-28T18:36:46+00:00

I smell bullshit on all of this. If you are concerned about a woman doing this, empty the condom out in the sink and rinse it out.

Title	Guy Puts Tabasco in Used Condom. Girl pays out $367,000 settlement in counter-suit.
Author	ayou_stark
Upvotes	264
Comments	159
Date	May 28, 2014 11:54 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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