My supervisor from work, as in police officer. Female in a costume. You understand? She’s been placed in the office and mostly only does patrols because she cries sometimes the way guys are pushovers around the office, nothing sexual but where there’s a physical conflict she obviously can’t fight off a 300lb gorilla. So guys are always teamed up with her. Right? So every Sunday I get to be her partner and it’s going to her head. There was an incident this morning with kids stealing bicycles, we returned the stolen bikes and she was starting to come onto me. I mean I told her to stop... I thought she was just feeling secure after we closed the case or whatever but she asked me if I wanted to go out with her tomorrow. I said I was busy. She said at least your honest.
Obviously this is the rule we’re told to never break. Don’t shit where you eat. But man this red headed step child is calling my name and I just need you guys to help remember it’s all worth it