Q4W How would you react if in a club or bar i told you I want you to use my face as a seat?

Orange_Paisley · 2020-01-17T21:18:10+00:00

I'd get security to have a chat with you.

2020-01-17T21:20:58+00:00

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

SmurfESmurferson · 2020-01-17T21:21:16+00:00

Honestly, I’d laugh and joke back that I’ll let you know if I can’t find a more traditional seat

Most women would probably be disgusted though

AngelFire_3_14156 · 2020-01-17T21:36:11+00:00

I'd be tempted to sit on your face and fart.

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2020-01-17T21:16:17+00:00

what do you look like

Indexityy · 2020-01-17T21:19:43+00:00

I'd be grossed out regardless of looks. It's a gross tacky thing to say

brokegradstudent_93 · 2020-01-17T22:32:48+00:00

I’d be grossed out, turn you down and probably talk about how gross you are to all my friends who would probably laugh at you

Texastentialism · 2020-01-17T21:27:39+00:00

I'd be like "lol ok buddy" and turn to talk to my friend or whoever I was with.

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_lexxxi_98 · 2020-01-17T21:29:11+00:00

I would turn away and walk off.

jalapenopancakes · 2020-01-17T21:30:00+00:00

I’d get up and leave.

philomexa · 2020-01-17T21:36:25+00:00

I'd cackle and walk away.

eternitypasses · 2020-01-17T21:45:27+00:00

Why?

PennnyLame · 2020-01-17T22:09:27+00:00

Refer him to my “You must be this tall to ride this ride” sign.

Bright_Itempas · 2020-01-17T22:13:17+00:00

Depends. Is this a fetish bar, where men are genuinely interested in being human furniture?

It also depends on my mood. If I'm in a good mood, I'd laugh and tell you how much that'd cost you. If I'm in a good mood, bored, and open to meaningless flirting, I'd ask how often that pickup actually works.

If I'm in a good mood, bored, and you're ugly, I'd buy you a drink and ask what the fuck is going on with you that you think this will work.

If I'm in a bad mood, I'd just grimace at you and then turn away/ignore.

the-red_woman · 2020-01-17T22:34:01+00:00

I would ask you to say it again, while recording you and post that shit. Absolutely creepy, disgusting and frankly scary.

QueenCousland86 · 2020-01-17T22:35:31+00:00

Dude no. Unless you're already at the point where the conversation is SUPER sexual, this is a gross, cringy move. This is the kinda shit you don't say unless you're 90% certain she's interested, and even then, only if she's already proven she's not easily shocked and offended.

goatismycopilot · 2020-01-18T00:09:46+00:00

Depends on my mood. Laugh and walk away or frown and walk away.

Anthony-waltzs · 2020-01-18T00:25:39+00:00

Mods

joesmithasdf · 2020-01-18T01:16:34+00:00

99% of the time you’d prove you don’t know what’s socially acceptable, aka having no game.

Title	Q4W How would you react if in a club or bar i told you I want you to use my face as a seat?
Author	Indexityy
Upvotes	0
Comments	63
Date	January 17, 2020 9:14 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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