$AHM of 4 that only brings liability and burden to the table i$ only intere$ted in men with their live$ in order. Grown children need not apply.

FutureIsManAndRobot · 2019-06-11T14:23:13+00:00

I just turned 30 in May and I'm starting to see more and more of such women among my acquaintances from school and college. Women who act as if it's a man's duty to provide for them and to save them from their shitty life decisions over the past 15 years. It's ironic how the tables turn when you reach this point in your life, the same women I once chased are now the ones chasing me, but of course I want nothing to do with them now that they hit the wall and have a spawn or two. Had they given me their prime youthful years I might well be with them now, but I don't buy expired meat, especially since their demands grow as they age. They were once content with a guy who had a old car, now they want the mc mansion, expensive car and savings in the bank. But they have nothing to offer in exchange for this, what they had (their beauty) is now mostly gone. I'm laughing when they try to hit me up, like when we had that alumni meeting with other lads, they are pretty bold about their cues but I just pretend not to notice LMAO.

Dr_Bukkakee · 2019-06-11T14:19:11+00:00

Just imagine what she looks like when that 8 pounds of make up comes off.

Captainbuttman · 2019-06-11T13:56:03+00:00

Only interested in Honest, Loyal, Genuine men that have their lives in order.

I'm laughing all the way to the bank with that one.

Older_Miggy · 2019-06-11T14:37:14+00:00

Looking for a long term relationship, cupcake? You already have 4 of them. No guy in his right mind wants to be the 5th wheel, literally.

What you need a long term relationship with is a JOB.

Pepe_the_Emperor · 2019-06-11T14:48:19+00:00

I enjoy laughing

....ok.

heyitsjdn · 2019-06-11T14:21:50+00:00

I'm looking for a partner and best friend to do life with, not a grown child to take care of.

Well, listen to you, a "mature grownup" who has four kids from different guys. Doesn't sound like a decision of a true grownup.

MitchLOST108 · 2019-06-11T14:11:01+00:00

And a pit bull

grizzer99 · 2019-06-11T14:32:12+00:00

Those eyes just absolutely scream "crazy". No thanks

BrOtHeRs-and-MoThErS · 2019-06-11T15:38:43+00:00

Single stay-at-home moms are always an instant red flag. They're either on the government dole, being supported by their parents, or live off alimony and child support. It's not a profession.

_iwanttodofunnyshit_ · 2019-06-11T14:06:51+00:00

bring$

— I gotchu bro 👌

Aldabruzzo · 2019-06-11T15:00:17+00:00

Only interested in honest, loyal, genuine men that have their lives in order. I'm looking for a partner and best friend to do life with, not a grown child to take care of.

Translation:

I'm done with the fun, adventurous, spontaneous, unpredictable guys. I need a steady guy who i can control. He must have a job, a bank account, and good consistent income. He must immediately put me and my name on all of his bank accounts. He must move me and my ~~thugspawn~~ children into his house, and begin supporting us because I'm planning on retiring from my shitty job. He must start doing most of the chores.

I enjoy laughing, spending time with my kids, and good conversation.

Translation:

We will not be having sex. You will wine me and dine me (but never ever 69 me). You will start babysitting my kids while I go on girls nights out and an annual extended weekend in Vegas with my biotches.

1Badshot · 2019-06-11T15:30:29+00:00

That is a face that screams "I live off of my children's child support."

BluepillProfessor · 2019-06-11T15:49:59+00:00

Back off guys. This one enjoys laughing and talking!

If only a REAL MAN could get past her 10,000 cock stare.

SirKolbath · 2019-06-11T14:52:40+00:00

Your kids are not "amazing" to anyone but you. Use some fucking common, lady. If any guy wanted kids by your age, he would already have them!

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-06-11T15:39:57+00:00

One of my instant no-gos with women, this firecracker has in spades. Drawn on eyebrows! I can't even hold a conversation with a woman like this in the grocery store line without grimacing. HUGE turnoff!

strainer123 · 2019-06-11T14:47:51+00:00

Oh wow what a catch, only 4? Come on, have another one, then I'll marry you.

moorekom · 2019-06-11T14:24:52+00:00

Mom to 4 amazing children and a pitbull.

Not looking for a grown child to take care of.

Why not? It looks like you have plenty of love to give and that you've been taking care of grown children for a long while now, in addition to your own children. I commend your selfless service and urge you to continue your service. We will look elsewhere. Good luck to you.

Philhelm · 2019-06-11T15:44:31+00:00

A single woman with four children and a pitbull is a fucking moron. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure all the pitbull owners will come out and talk about how sweet the breed can be, but most people who purchase a pitbull probably do so for its earned reputation. Get a Bernese, bitch.

kevin32 · 2019-06-11T15:06:19+00:00

Congratulations u/anyoneinamerica, this profile will be added to the list of dating profiles representing the types of content we're looking for.

buddhismo_communismo · 2019-06-11T14:50:42+00:00

What's SAHM an acronym for?

KingOfPomerania · 2019-06-11T15:17:25+00:00

Only interested in Honest, Loyal, Genuine men

The fact that you have 4 kids and aren't with the father(s) suggests otherwise!

Cheap_Sack_Of_Shit · 2019-06-11T14:51:44+00:00

> I enjoy laughing

Yes, I would believe that one of the activities that releases endorphins, often the result of a positive experience, would be one that you enjoy. Why do women put stuff like this in their bios? It's already assumed and honestly not that interesting. It reads as weird more than useful. She obviously wears makeup and while that isn't many men's cup of tea, saying she enjoys fooling around with her makeup is more interesting and compelling than "I enjoy laughing."

Devilsgun · 2019-06-11T23:39:49+00:00

Only interested in Honest, Loyal, Genuine men that have their lives in order

Has FOUR "amazing children" that probably have FOUR "Asshole Sperm Donors" and which of course are NOT yours *and* she boasts about having a dog that is considered by many to be the "Assault Weapon of the Dog World"... You can bet your bottom dollar that this failchick is either living with her parents or she resides in the heart of the Section 8 Gangsta-Ass Part of Town. In either case you KNOW she doesn't really have *her* life "in order" one damn bit.

I suggest NOT taking your good car to her hovel. It'll get slammed in to by the neighbor brat's bikes and/or broken into by the Thuggles that infest that place.

I'm looking for a partner and best friend to do life with...

Notice she didn't say "lover". Only adjectives that can easily be construed as non-sexual/non-romantic in nature. This is her "Get Out of Fucking This Loser Free" card. Come ManUp and Step To The Plate, good buddy! "Thanks for bringing diapers and formula, you're such a sweetheart... You're like a brother to me, or a best friend that I can trust with anything... Friend. Buddy. Pal. Compadre. Homie. etc"

No you never gonna get it. Never ever gonna get it. Muh Lovin'

Also #dolife. Sweetie, if you've already had 4 kids, turned sniggle, and failed this hard life "does" YOU, and guys with juice in their balls don't want to get wrapped up in your dramashit for more than a couple sweaty, shameful nights.

... Not a grown child to take care of

Whoomp, There It Is. Any guy that won't assume her burdens like a willing overloaded jackass is OBVIOUSLY a 'grown child', so saith Princess Pitbull Bailout of the Kingdom of Low Income Apartments, Protector of the WIC Card and Strong Sniggle Mother Champion of the Heinous Herd.

Other notable features:

Crazyface. I mean yeah, with enough fakeup troweled onto a potato you'll get a raging boner. The smile, the eyes, Hell even the shape of her face all point toward a horrifying morning after, which will probably start with one or more of her herd and/or her (probably weaponized) Pit Bull leaping onto the bed at 4:16am and wanting food.

SAHM. Sniggle SAHM. Probably NOT independently wealthy. Likely on Uncle Sam's engorged tax teat (You're Welcome!)

"I enjoy laughing, spending time with my kids, and good conversation" - You only get one or two of the three, and with Bebbie Being Werld x4 it ain't gonna be good conversation. You will assume the Provider Clown Role automatically, stink of diaper guacamole, and end up assed out when McThuggins comes back for some nostalgia fucking and feeds her the old "Baby, I've changed for real this time and I want to be a real dad for _____ nao, so grrrl suck this dick" line.

There's no way you, having provided ANY amount of Beta Provisioning at all, can compete with Thugspeak and a sperm trophy reservation to her cunt. Sorry, but it's true - She has a "pair bond" with him that the child's mere presence reinforces on a daily basis, and he (as the man who ejaculated up inside of her guts and made her eggs shake with his sperm snake) will ALWAYS have presidence over you, Hell over ANYONE that would get in the way of a 'second chance at making this work, for the children of course'. His DNA is a permanent reserved spot up in her pussyhole, ass, mouth, and other places you can't go even on your birthday...

Times that by 4x (probably) in this case. Then go whack off and swipe left. Oh, and, uh... Don't do the swiping until AFTER you've washed up. Ewww.

Flexit4Brexit · 2019-06-11T15:25:16+00:00

Is having a four legged dog an achievement?

FalsePositiveRethink · 2019-06-11T14:52:01+00:00

You have got to be kidding me

[deleted] · 2019-06-11T15:46:14+00:00

Hrmmmm. How could she afford to be a stay at home mom without a partner? Looking to divorce rape another simp?

EdMcMahon2 · 2019-06-11T16:22:28+00:00

"I enjoy laughing"...

... HOW INTERESTING. WHAT AN ENGROSSING CHARACTER.

[deleted] · 2019-06-11T15:09:35+00:00

Looks like that crazy woman from Kitchen Nightmares.

Dajork · 2019-06-11T16:12:13+00:00

I own a four-legged pitbull

Good personality trait /s

I enjoy laughing and good conversation

Essentially a useless placeholder because she doesn't like anything, nor is she willing to contribute to these. She enjoys laughing, but not making you laugh. Again, another burden on the idiot applicant.

Thanks Worf! Ima hard pass.

texanapocalypse33 · 2019-06-11T16:40:53+00:00

4 kids

A fucking pitbull

Almost 40

wew laddy

A_Nihilist · 2019-06-11T16:46:12+00:00

I love to laugh

When did this become a statement worthy of putting in a profile? It's so intensely vapid I can't even figure out what it's supposed to mean. Like "I like to have fun". What?

ugluk1 · 2019-06-11T14:48:35+00:00

Is this one of those wicked witches they warned us about in fairy stories! That face fits the bill for sure!

BoskOfPortKar · 2019-06-11T14:59:26+00:00

Hey babe, we also don't want an entitled child like you, plus your 4 kids slut package of course.

I won't be your 5th man/wallet to be literally fucked by courts (not you).

mblazin1532 · 2019-06-11T15:09:20+00:00

"Looking for a long term relationship." i.e. Billy Betabux.

Ipride362 · 2019-06-11T15:13:19+00:00

4 legged pit bull?

Sad_Virgin_Beta_Male · 2019-06-11T15:21:38+00:00

Her face... What's wrong with her face? 🤪

[deleted] · 2019-06-11T15:47:20+00:00

I wonder how many children she had before she got the pitbull.

m_smith111 · 2019-06-11T15:50:31+00:00

Her face looks like a store mannequin. Something very unnatural about it.

Incelvester · 2019-06-11T16:11:54+00:00

She looks like the troll face meme

waterfat · 2019-06-11T16:23:46+00:00

Her face is pulled so tight she looks alien.

WiseMonkeyGoodMonkey · 2019-06-11T16:41:18+00:00

Is she deliberately pulling back on her scalp? Or is that a really recent really aggressive facelift? What the hell...

iansmitchell · 2019-06-11T16:43:21+00:00

And a shitbull? Surprised it hasn't chowed one of her kids yet.

cycloneous · 2019-06-11T17:17:09+00:00

Holy Fake up Batman!

Gentleman, today is going to be okay. Another profile, another horror to analyze with horrible make up!

Let us begin!

Analysis

The Fake up, er, I mean, make up - False advertising! She looks like the Joker going trans!

SAHM - This is a special code for: I am VERY lazy, most likely on public benefits, collecting child support from the baby daddy(s) and have no talent but I can spread these legs like you wouldn't believe!

mom to amazing children - that's code for her children are nice in public but in the house they act like G-d damn animals, oh yeah, they'll be calling you "daddy" once we move into YOUR HOUSE!

not looking for a grown child to take care of - this code for the type of men that she chose to associate with

enjoys spending time with maaaaah children - well, if your used up ass didn't, child protection services may want to have a word or two with you!

Looking for a long term relationship - that code for, "no decent self-respecting man wants to commit to me! why won't any decent man want to commit to me?! It's not like I five children or cats! G-d damn MGTOW!"

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, but if you are "adventurous" your beta bux ass better get used to fact they are YOUR children now and they're going to start calling "daddy!"

StickChicken · 2019-06-11T17:51:13+00:00

Damn, was interested until I saw "pit bull"

[deleted] · 2019-06-11T19:50:14+00:00

Lol 4 fucking children talk about adopting a hoard

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-06-11T16:16:51+00:00

If she likes spending time with her kids, conversation and laughing, why does she want me?

Are her kids not funny ? Are they dolts incapable of talking?

what_who_is_this · 2019-06-11T17:12:34+00:00

I had to google what "SAHM" was....

Dear god, she does not even work? How in the world is she able to pay for things like rent, food, etc?? (I am not talking about when she finds her Honest, loyal, genuine man but currently until she finds one)

JZSquared · 2019-06-11T17:29:14+00:00

You know what I find funny. These women wouldn't even date themselves.

Ed_Voltage · 2019-06-11T20:24:48+00:00

4 children

pitbull

Somebody doesn't understand fatal dog attack statistics.

Cristoff13 · 2019-06-11T20:43:56+00:00

She's a "SAHM" due to some combination of child support, welfare and her parents, yet she thinks she's entitled to talk down to potential boyfriends and accuse them of immaturity if they don't meet her inflated standards?

uberduger · 2019-06-11T22:06:30+00:00

I also enjoy laughing so I very much like her profile.

Anyway, why the fuck would a man "with his life in order" want to pick up someone with 4 kids and a pitbull who needs to wear that much makeup to try and look good?

No offense to anyone who is doing a great job of single parenting, but you won't land someone with their "life in order" once you have 4 of someone else's for them to look after.

EDIT: Also, just googled "bully pitbull". God lord are those things ugly to me. I'm sure some of you have them and they can probably be very sweet, but I'd be much more likely to date a girl with something that's actually cute to me, like a retriever or a terrier.

coffee_forbreakfast · 2019-06-11T16:26:58+00:00

Sorry im thick what does the $AHM in the title mean?

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-11T17:20:40+00:00

SAHM = Welfare Mom.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-06-11T17:26:26+00:00

You know how the SJW comic universe is turning some male characters into females? Well, this must be the new Joker®.

[Look at those cheekbones and chin]

CrashedonMars · 2019-06-11T17:40:49+00:00

She looks like a Bogdanoff..

spaghetti_hitchens · 2019-06-11T19:05:29+00:00

Guys! She enjoys laughing! I enjoy laughing, too!

Is this love?

Nov51605 · 2019-06-11T21:15:23+00:00

STep right up and pay full price for a half eaten steak !!

bigdaveyl · 2019-06-11T21:34:59+00:00

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

drunkenmonkey66 · 2019-06-12T00:01:59+00:00

Plus she has had the horrible misfortune of being in abusive relationships... not the last one... all of them!

tikanderoga · 2019-06-12T00:53:35+00:00

What does SAHM stand for?

controlledchaos631 · 2019-06-12T02:01:44+00:00

What does she mean by 1 four legged pitbull? How many more legs is it supposed to have?

Boggob15 · 2019-06-12T03:47:08+00:00

Looks like a Tijuana Ladyboy.

DonDorcha · 2019-06-12T11:10:48+00:00

Is this an actress or presenter? That face looks extremely familiar.

coiluniverse · 2019-06-14T06:33:38+00:00

She looks like a monster that lives underneath the cemetery in the acropolis called Midian Lol.

PRANAVRAVEN · 2019-06-15T11:10:42+00:00

See who is saying must have LIFE IN ORDER.

THOT.

devok1 · 2019-06-18T16:19:59+00:00

That is some serious stretch out face.

SilverGryphon · 2019-06-11T17:07:46+00:00

I enjoy laughing, spending time with my kids and good conservation.

They why the fuck are you using OLD? Just go out with your kids instead of trying to rope in mr Beta bux.

Wisdomshitter · 2019-06-11T21:26:38+00:00

What is this post. Why are we bullying single moms now? She could be a widow, got cheated on, divorced for legit reasons. She doesn't request to be taken care off. Why are you all jerking your hate boners so furiously, it's off putting

$AHM of 4 that only brings liability and burden to the table i$ only intere$ted in men with their live$ in order. Grown children need not apply.

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Title	$AHM of 4 that only brings liability and burden to the table i$ only intere$ted in men with their live$ in order. Grown children need not apply.
Author	anyoneinamerica
Upvotes	405
Comments	196
Date	June 11, 2019 1:50 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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