Guy Creates Panty Drying Dating Resume

radioactivities9 · 2017-03-22T16:48:48+00:00

Reading that made me puke up my lunch. Bet if I tweet him he'll send me a giftcard to compensate for the loss he caused me.

This is the reason some women date criminals. When she has to choose between complete manginas like this and criminals. C'mon.

TrumpRules2016 · 2017-03-22T16:32:25+00:00

Jesus christ. Did the guy seriously put his GPA and work experience on there? Reeks of desperation and provider traits, in the sense he has a good GPA in a field like Chemical Engineering, where you can make some good money.

He will probably get responses from some women, but he's definitely gonna be put in the friend/provider zone.

crush-it-snort-it · 2017-03-22T16:39:37+00:00

Lubricants consultant, and he specified "(not a euphamism)"

He's looking for a nice girl from church obviously

godfatherchimp · 2017-03-22T19:50:35+00:00

Of course you can have a dating resume. Just lift up your shirt and show her your abs. There's your resume

xoph3r · 2017-03-22T17:31:16+00:00

i don't have a resume, but i have a list of references. i hope that's ok. I'm new to this pill thing. My mom is the first contact so girls can hear that I know how to treat a lady right!

Anayalata · 2017-03-22T16:50:09+00:00

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ekimagen · 2017-03-22T19:10:07+00:00

This is the level of cringe you look back on 5-10 years from now and contemplate suicide over.

razorts · 2017-03-22T17:46:50+00:00

I think he really on to something, he triggered on every point there, on purpose!

SouloftheVoid · 2017-03-22T18:20:44+00:00

If a bitch asked for a dating resume I would be torn between nexting her or trying to make her feel ashamed of herself, even though I know she cannot feel shame.

Returnofthemack3 · 2017-03-23T00:28:40+00:00

I love how this faggot takes the' high ground' with tindr, when women use it for the same purposes, objectifying men for the sake of getting ass. what an unbelievable faggot lol

goldnhorde · 2017-03-22T18:38:18+00:00

I would think that:

any woman who asked me for a resume to date her is almost surely going to scratch your name off the list if you ... actually have one ... bonus rejection if you have a hard copy with you. just seems like it's a trap.

or

any girl who seriously wants a dating resume isn't really someone that you would want to hang out with.

TRPmc117 · 2017-03-22T19:43:24+00:00

That guy is like 60% of the males on reddit. The Killers, lol.

Cesare_MA · 2017-03-23T04:19:04+00:00

Lord Almighty. My bro is around the same age, same school, same major. I'm gonna ask him if he knows this nerd.

Edit: My brother knows the guy lol.

Bruno-OS · 2017-03-22T18:56:25+00:00

Pretty sure it's mostly a joke.

Conceited-Monkey · 2017-03-22T20:50:18+00:00

I was trying to imagine the best way to repulse women, and this guy hit every conceivable angle in a one-page resume. This is the gold medal in cringe-inducing.

enkae7317 · 2017-03-23T04:57:06+00:00

Met a girl once that had a "boyfriend application" she posted online for guys to fill out if they wanted to date her. She was obviously hot as shit but damn, as soon as I saw that I laughed. Basically, any guy doing that basically shot himself in the foot...was a bit humorous at first, though.

suckmuckduck · 2017-03-22T20:42:56+00:00

Actually, it is a job interview if you think about it.

fstrizzy · 2017-03-23T04:13:28+00:00

I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than ever do something like this. I really can't understand what the fuck is going on in the world today.

NikoMyshkin · 2017-03-23T14:40:11+00:00

oh shit this is real, not satire. this guy's genes must be pissed. the only place they're heading is into a dirty sock

BusterVadge · 2017-03-22T19:53:09+00:00

This is our competition. No wonder why we're slaying so much tang.

radioactivities9 · 2017-03-22T16:57:26+00:00

A man who'd replicate doing a dating resume (cuz 'chicks dig buzzfeed') is like the mustache'd dude in the boat here:

https://youtu.be/gCx0NeffRfI

DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT OF CASTRATION!

yummyluckycharms · 2017-03-22T21:24:12+00:00

buzzfeed - lmao. hard to take anything that thing publishes seriously - its like the website for cucks.

CrustsRemoved · 2017-03-22T22:28:55+00:00

The sad thing is this guy would make a great father and stable partner. Unfortunately, that's like selling pork in a jewish neighborhood. Doesn't matter if ribs really are that good, the public (women) ain't buying.

refusewool · 2017-03-22T23:32:35+00:00

You are the prize. You wouldn't go to an elitist job interview and expect your future employer to hand you a CV and beg you to work for them...

itsawomensworld · 2017-03-23T05:20:41+00:00

Wanting girls to date you is very 2005. Most men today only want women who are interested. Why waste our time on a premaddona.

NPR_is_not_that_bad · 2017-03-23T12:06:32+00:00

Hilarious too because he spent hours in the resume, went through all if this, and the original girl didn't even go on a date with him!

But hey she said it was "really sweet"

[deleted] · 2017-03-22T19:25:31+00:00

ALL MEN EVERYWHERE TAKE NOTE: some random gimptards notion of what women would consider "being a relatable man" does NOT equate to attractiveness, sexiness or any trait other than 'try-hard wimp'.

Fuck me - I pray this doesn't catch on.

Phenomenal spot and a great post OP - thank you...for upsetting me and making me cringe.

toss_me_awazer · 2017-03-22T17:19:59+00:00

I think this is dumb as hell, but there are definitely women who would go for it. And probably the GF type this guy is looking for.

OmegaMan2 · 2017-03-22T20:06:38+00:00

This is really sad.

Unfortunately, many guys are like this. They don't know any better and if you try and tell them otherwise they won't believe you.

trippinallday · 2017-03-22T20:34:04+00:00

That was really hard to read. I'm not a grammar Nazi but every bullet point I read had grammatical and spelling issues.

yomo86 · 2017-03-22T20:52:59+00:00

As the old adage of - 2009? - goes: The thirst is real!

statface21 · 2017-03-22T21:39:04+00:00

the funny thing is, he's trying not to objectify women, who will in turn objectify the shit out of him for posting this beta-resume

serael · 2017-03-22T23:08:53+00:00

This shouldn't even need to be posted as a "don't do", it should be expected. But evidently someone made one and put it on the internet, so someone else needs to be told to not follow suit.

Fedor_Gavnyukov · 2017-03-23T00:41:18+00:00

it wasn't long until some stupid shit like that started appearing. I was joking with a friend of mine about dating resumes last year. now it's a reality. wtf.

RedIntrovert · 2017-03-23T01:17:11+00:00

We need to kill this now. Next thing Tinder will have an option to upload a dating resume to your profile. NO.

gringoloco80 · 2017-03-23T01:21:27+00:00

Does this guy want to be a girls second pussy walking around with her? She already has one in her pants...doesn't need another standing next to her....

throwawaydefriended · 2017-03-23T01:39:13+00:00

I'm kind of curious how the niceguys sub would react if this was x-posted there.

Don't get me wrong, I love the submissions there. The comment section is some nasty cancer though. The whiteknighting sub comments at least are more self-aware.

Joshua44 · 2017-03-23T02:03:50+00:00

IMO asking for a resume was a total shit test (if it actually happened). He failed with a total crash and burn by providing one, at least one that is truthful. Honestly, a decent girl would scoop this guy up, but we know that just ain't the world we live in.

A better response would be to provide her a 'draft' of his IMDB page that his agent is currently reviewing.

manuchi1 · 2017-03-23T02:40:28+00:00

Wow, dating resumes are actually a thing? Thats hella cringe

Luckyluke23 · 2017-03-23T02:55:49+00:00

he told BuzzFeed.

yeah i kind of stopped reading there. i'm a white cis male buzzfeed isn't for me.

mcr00sterdota · 2017-03-23T03:08:00+00:00

I can't see the link did it get deleted?

RedPillRobin · 2017-03-23T03:37:06+00:00

I'm throwing up in my throat. Classic AFC shit. How come we see it. Women see it and yet the AFC can't understand? How does he not get this? Maybe it's just to much to handle for the chump. Sad and funny.

teddybear_therapist · 2017-03-23T03:48:33+00:00

This made me feel like I don't put enough effort into my actual resume.

JerkyMcGee · 2017-03-23T07:46:46+00:00

I at least give him an A for the format. Lol

Chuckit_ · 2017-03-23T10:39:05+00:00

Does it count if you pull your dick out for your LinkedIn picture?

spazgamz · 2017-03-23T11:19:27+00:00

They do this in China. Sundays at People's Square in Shanghai. Thousands of fliers tacked to walls and umbrellas. Old folks sitting at booths handing out fliers about their kids. People browsing, writing down numbers and such. Facts like income, weight, height, education, and race are on the fliers. Google "Shanghai wedding market" if you'd like to know more.

spazgamz · 2017-03-23T11:27:45+00:00

This could work. For example, what would Machete's dating resume look like?

Starcruiser28 · 2017-03-23T13:54:45+00:00

HE should have flipped the script on her and asked for her "Dating Resume" and see what she had to say. I am sure she would have spouted something along the lines of I don't need one, blah, blah, blah... Then laugh at her and say have a good life. Extra points if your good looking and she crashes and burns

bradyo2 · 2017-03-23T14:46:15+00:00

I thought you were joking with these examples. Was pleasantly surprised to find out that in fact, people really are this gay.

Livecrazyjoe · 2017-03-23T18:17:22+00:00

Is that his real number at the top?

ECoast_Man · 2017-03-23T23:10:01+00:00

Hilarious.

During undergrad I boxed. Nothing crazy, but I boxed for the local gym in my weight class a few times. After a fight I was sitting in my corner and I had a solid pre-shiner on my right eye (it's just really red), and my friend who was in the corner put a smoke in my mouth and a stupid hat on my head. He was joking about the movie Snatch, which was in at the time.

Not terribly long ago as a joke I put that picture with my Tinder profile. I'm older, but given the circumstances and shitty quality of the picture no one would really notice, I have roughly the same physique. I had a bunch of matches that commented on that.

I doubt me looking like an absolute tool next to a fucking lama would have gotten me the same results.

Mckallidon · 2017-03-25T21:42:02+00:00

He doesn't objectify women, unlike every other man out there, but would obviously trade a kidney for a whiff of pussy. Whoakay pal.

Mckallidon · 2017-03-25T21:44:14+00:00

The only dating resume that works is a pic of your dick. Unless you're this guy. Obviously all this BS is a roundabout.

RPDrogan · 2017-03-26T01:33:08+00:00

Good post. I didn't need to read any of it because looking at his "dating resume" was enough motivation for me.

Fuck my rest day, I'm going back to the gym now.

I_Need_More_Space_ · 2017-03-23T07:06:05+00:00

I FaceTime my Mom. What's the big deal? She lives over a thousand miles away. All women I've been intimate with tell me that I'm sweet for doing that.

Pretty much, I think you can do anything you want if the girl wants to fuck you and your SMV is higher than hers. Laws can be broken, gentleman. There is no strict set of rules. She just has to want you, and you can do whatever you want. Attraction is very forgiving. Cheers.

WolfAlphaDad · 2017-03-22T20:20:27+00:00

I hate this phrase but I think it might be the one time it fits.... I can't even.

CaptainCringeworthy · 2017-03-23T09:35:55+00:00

The main issue with a dating resume is that it is begging her to have the stronger frame. Truly pathetic. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry while reading it.

harkrank · 2017-03-23T16:29:24+00:00

How does garbage like this get upvoted? There's nothing to learn here. What's next, a series about morbidly obese guys with the teaching "Don't be like them"?

whuttupfoo · 2017-03-22T21:40:17+00:00

This dude successfully trolled all of you https://mobile.twitter.com/NotJoeyAdams/status/842208071950729216

This dude is now winning.

Title	Guy Creates Panty Drying Dating Resume
Author	SlaveToSelf-Made
Upvotes	274
Comments	101
Date	March 22, 2017 4:25 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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