You’ve heard of Big Tech and Big Pharma, now we gotta worry about BIG CONDOM.

AyemHerself · 2020-02-15T16:10:25+00:00

condoms don't work

take a risk and go without condoms

Pick one, bro.

BookwormJane · 2020-02-15T18:36:19+00:00

I've heard men say they don't wear condoms for religious reasons. But apparently having sex before marriage is completely fine for the religious dudes

7_0f_9 · 2020-02-15T16:16:27+00:00

This one guy literally pretended not to know what condoms were lol idiot

OrangeBoy79 · 2020-02-15T20:01:44+00:00

You know what gets me? All the guys who honestly believe that since a woman can legally have an abortion (regardless of the legal, financial, and accessibility barriers they may face in doing so) that men should be allowed to legally "abort" their responsibility in paying child support.

And yet, finding a guy who will use a condom without a fight has been fairly rare in my experience. I used to tell guys I hooked up with that I had an STD (not true, just didn't want to have to argue about condom use), and some of them still tried to pressure me. Others just declined to have sex. If you are going to bitch about child support being financial slavery, but then refuse to use a condom, I have zero fucking sympathy. Zero.

IrritatedMango · 2020-02-15T20:10:50+00:00

Whenever a guy does that I just say "Oh goody I've been ready to be a mum for so long now!!"

favoritesound · 2020-02-15T16:46:33+00:00

That’s when she should say she has HIV. See how quickly he does a 180.

Meredeen · 2020-02-15T20:39:00+00:00

My ex tried to lie and say he was allergic to condoms... not latex, but condoms. Called him out, he admitted they don't feel good. Then he tried to convince me he doesn't precum so it's ok. And he did it unprotected with all his other exes. And I should get on birth control. I did not have sex with him lol.

Beware youngins, they have every fucking excuse in the book to make their pee pee feel better while putting you at risk.

awholenewworld36 · 2020-02-15T17:06:53+00:00

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jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-02-15T16:42:24+00:00

Some of these men really think all women are weak and simple minded 😑

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-02-15T16:19:58+00:00

Well he's probably right that he wouldn't need a /big/ condom.....

Knackered_Hubcaps · 2020-02-15T16:41:10+00:00

Even the Catholic Church would be gobsmacked by the attitude of this man to condoms...he needs a tinfoil condom to go with his tinfoil hat.

curlyfryg · 2020-02-15T17:29:38+00:00

I’ve had a few guys try (one succeeded, I was being dumb) to convince me that we didn’t have to use one because they liked me so much. I believed it was a sign that it was going in the right direction, that we were getting more serious. Obviously that wasn’t true, they were just assholes.

Never again.

Toomanyprollems · 2020-02-15T20:06:39+00:00

HAHAHA oh my fucking GOD

Yes get the fuck out right fucking now!

Snowlamp · 2020-02-15T21:34:45+00:00

Wow.
A big massive nope, either he is using the worst line ever or he genuinely believes this and is probably a Flat Earther too.
I wonder if the big red flag in his dick is why he cannot wear condoms.

PicklesNBacon · 2020-02-15T21:04:51+00:00

Gross

littlecuterose · 2020-02-16T00:05:24+00:00

Yeah... you could be at risk of stds and pregnancy, but hey you just need to take more risks, sis! :D

extraacct1234 · 2020-02-15T23:38:41+00:00

Well now I've heard everything

YveisGrey · 2020-02-16T01:55:15+00:00

They’re WILD out here 😭😂

ivy176 · 2020-02-16T03:53:47+00:00

Uhhhh... okay so I'm allergic to condoms and even the non latex ones make me burn so I can't use them. Obviously wouldn't have casual sex even if I wanted to, because of that.

Why would a woman need to learn to enjoy getting pregnant or getting STIs from a one night nobody?

Title	You’ve heard of Big Tech and Big Pharma, now we gotta worry about BIG CONDOM.
Author	Lady_Schmoobleydong
Upvotes	526
Comments	38
Date	February 15, 2020 3:44 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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