The delusion. The scrotacity lol

dresstimefanart · 2021-01-06T04:04:09+00:00

Isn't this the truth. A 50 yr old professor asked me out when I was 19.... like dude what makes you think I want your bald ass. I wanna vomit thinking back about it.

salty_redhead · 2021-01-06T04:22:57+00:00

These are the same 45+ age bracket guys on Bumble who have selected “want someday” regarding children.

99power · 2021-01-06T02:55:28+00:00

As a college-age woman, I....

BashRunes · 2021-01-06T05:31:30+00:00

They get so salty when you tell them no too, like it's their God-given right to "have" people younger than the duration of their first marriage.

I enjoy spending my early 20's with guys my age. My pool of eligible partners is pretty big and not picked through too much yet. I live a wild life full of travelling, spontaneity, partying, and I need someone who doesn't need to go to bed at 7 pm. I want to grow and learn with my peers, to decide when I'm ready to settle down.

Men will kick and scream, insult you, harass you, put holes in walls over being told that they aren't entitled to teenagers or college aged women. They REALLY think they're hot shit despite multiple wives divorcing them, or women never even looking their way at all after 40-60 years (sometimes even longer, had a 70 year old boss when I was 19 who was constantly creeping on me).

sunflowerr23xx · 2021-01-06T05:13:56+00:00

lol I’m 23 now and I’m “too old” for them and if that doesn’t speak for itself then..

ooftaboofta3 · 2021-01-06T05:28:14+00:00

Oh my god. A coworker of mine is being consistently hit on by a 30+ man with a wife and a NEWBORN at the ripe old age of... 18. Luckily I get in the "I have a boyfriend" before any moves are made

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-01-06T02:53:58+00:00

Eiwwww 🤢too accurate!

LockLimePie · 2021-01-06T06:06:21+00:00

men thinking they won't ever hit the wall..... jeffrey, the wall hit you like 10 years ago. make it make sense

nobodybutiliketypeo · 2021-01-06T05:13:17+00:00

I'm 20 years old and it is obvious and this 58 year old waiter winked at me multiple times and tried to get my number. Sigh.

notthatkindofdoctorb · 2021-01-06T07:23:04+00:00

Oh and it just keeps getting better ladies! Now that I'm way too old for those guys (despite being younger than them) I get hit on by guys my dad's age. The fucking audacity. One guy who cornered me as I waited for our drinks at the bar proudly told me how he had been coming to that bar for as long as I had been alive. It's hard not to think that there must be something about me that just reeks of desperation and sadness, but I really think it's more that men vastly overestimate their appeal.

Melbournegeek · 2021-01-06T07:17:09+00:00

I was barely 30 at the time and I had this 76 year old constantly hitting on me.

2021-01-06T09:10:55+00:00

"FEmalE HypErGAmY"!!!!!!

inventivesquid · 2021-01-06T08:58:13+00:00

You know she paid for that burger too

idiay · 2021-01-06T06:16:27+00:00

So true

Myplummms · 2021-01-06T16:56:00+00:00

Their sleaziest pickup line is: “You’re so mature for your age” - Well, you’re too mature for me, if you know what I’m saying. F*ck off. I had a professor that was creeping on me starting to get on my nerves. I held the door open for him once and said, “Age before beauty!” That really drove the point home.

BleuRaspbery · 2021-01-06T17:38:23+00:00

On OLD, a huge chunk of the men who write 30-38 and 40-45 are in their 40s and 50s. They shave off 5-10 years minimum.

PhoenixRisingAsap · 2021-01-06T18:22:48+00:00

Doesn’t even have to be that big of a difference. My ex boss who is 46 and divorced kept pestering me for months to go on a date with him. Even though I said no every time. I’m 33. First of all look in the mirror. Second of all, the audacity my god!

Title	The delusion. The scrotacity lol
Author	TheTower_14
Upvotes	749
Comments	43
Date	January 6, 2021 2:49 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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