Funny

Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-05-22T21:29:28+00:00

I once heard a quote that if men could have babies, they would have reproductive health clinics on every block so they could have all the access to safe procedures 🙂

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-05-22T21:59:34+00:00

oh yeah... because the men complained of their lack of involvement and having a say in a woman's abortion.... they should have thought twice before ejaculating.

if they think so highly of their sperm, why don't they hold it in, eh?

Erinelda · 2021-05-22T23:15:38+00:00

I just had to block a guy because we both 40 and don't want kids so I suggested him getting a vasectomy and he said he didn't want to be sore for like 3 days so he would rather me get an IUD, use birth control, use morning after pill or him pull out.

I told him that that is dumping it all on the woman and that a lot of his ideas are dangerous. It is just easier to unload his gun than to hurt women and make HIS sperm HER responsibility. He then said I "looked too much into it" and I sat there for a second.

I realized that it never gets better for women. We will always be blamed for everything and forced to carry a man's burden. I can't even talk about my safety and health if it gets in the way of a man's penis. I blocked him and I felt like a part of me blocked all men a little bit more.

gahddammitdiane · 2021-05-22T23:58:57+00:00

It should say “male masturbation is murder” because when a female orgasms she doesn’t throw away (kill) any eggs... ;)

2340000 · 2021-05-22T21:19:58+00:00

"Life begins at erection"... Spat out my food!😂😂

SqueaksScreech · 2021-05-22T23:21:31+00:00

Men are gonna lose their minds when women start giving up custody of the children they were forced to give birth to. They want to ban abortion then women should normalized walking away the same way men get to opt out of parenting. Watch them either make abortion legal again or ban people from giving up their parental rights.

MulticoloredCatMug · 2021-05-23T02:08:58+00:00

We should all collectively stop having sex with men until they legalize abortion everywhere, stop blocking access to safe abortion, and normalize men taking responsibility for birth control.

sleepysiri · 2021-05-22T22:17:26+00:00

Technically, masturbation would be MASS murder, a war crime at best because it’s what, hundreds? Thousands? of their gross swimmers?

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-05-22T21:44:50+00:00

OMG this is priceless!

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-05-22T23:17:31+00:00

bahahah

LonelyWineAunt · 2021-05-23T14:19:50+00:00

I would absolutely make those signs and attend such a protest.

TheDameWithoutASmile · 2021-05-23T03:33:06+00:00

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Shot_Equivalent7413 · 2021-05-22T22:59:19+00:00

Title	Funny
Author	splendieindependie
Upvotes	2974
Comments	48
Date	May 22, 2021 9:13 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nis9dp/funny/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/funny.755463 https://theredarchive.com/post/755463

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