She has two "amazing" children, and they come first! But if you have even 1 child, she will swipe left or ghost, because she REFUSES to be a step mother to your offspring. But you better be ready to help her raise her TWO kids... "step-dad"!

Joaquino7997 · 2021-05-03T22:31:37+00:00

So....let me get this straight:

She expects the man to be fine with becoming a stepdad to her children but she doesn't want to become a stepmom to his??

Yeah she can switch her location to the "Twilight Zone."

Nesarry31 · 2021-05-03T22:37:24+00:00

Single mom of two, well past her prime in search of a single man who wants to be a step dad and dedicate his resources to her children only. He can’t bring any children to the relationship at all? She has a tiny dating pool just based on that alone. She probably has other outlandish standards not listed here. This one is destined to be alone lone lone.

Awesomeo70706 · 2021-05-03T22:32:10+00:00

She doesn’t need to mention it at all because no man of means will take her seriously. She’s pump and dump at best.

Also, she‘s feels like her kids are a blessing to some man but they are really a money pit. Woman please.

SoulBadguy0408 · 2021-05-03T22:32:03+00:00

I hate the double standards, would never date a woman with kids anyways tho

MrNeurotypical · 2021-05-03T23:08:47+00:00

There's plenty of guys in their 60s whose kids have all grown up and might enjoy reliving the joys of parenthood with the little ones. I met one in Thailand once. His baby momma was smoking hot. I doubt she's willing to get in shape to attract one though and I seriously doubt she's even considered a man of that age.

SCCock · 2021-05-03T22:27:55+00:00

Sounds charming.

whatamistakethatwas · 2021-05-03T22:59:06+00:00

This can't be real.

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-05-04T00:00:30+00:00

Gotta keep her hands on bro’s resources, in this case what’s good for the gander isn’t good enough for the goose. I wonder if she has anyone in her life (perhaps and older female relative) who could sit her down and spit facts, unless she’s one of those super attractive alpha windows, if she wants a childless guy she’s going to have to go old or she’ll need to massively lower her standards. Suffice it to say, a single, childless, fit, never divorced Chad who is uber domestic and gives great oral isn’t walking through that door. Why would such a guy want to incur the liabilities of kids who aren’t his? I mean, if your are going to be interrupted in the middle night whilst getting in between, it will be ok ( a bit) if little homie who does the interrupting is your bastard and not Chad’s.

etherith · 2021-05-03T23:47:37+00:00

ffs double standards

more like Entitlement Bitch

LenyAK · 2021-05-04T03:32:12+00:00

"I know this makes my pool very small" - Men looking for life in servitude of a selfish shrew and her brood, incapable of emotional reciprocity. no kids of your own, k, thx

ZarBandit · 2021-05-04T01:19:48+00:00

I fully support her listing all her crazy-ass requirements up front. Easier to ID the p&d’s.

KarlsReddit · 2021-05-04T03:47:56+00:00

$100 she's overweight, poor, and uneducated

cyrusol · 2021-05-04T06:02:35+00:00

Ah, reminds of the downvotes and "you're a misogynist asshole!" comments that I farmed by telling people I would never date single moms.

MattyK414 · 2021-05-04T02:33:37+00:00

Yeah, let me help your f*ck trophies, and deal with their dads.

But it's a problem when my daughter (who looks like her mom) scurries around the house, half-naked, telling you to shut the fuck up.

Ain't that a bitch???

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-05-04T02:59:21+00:00

This may go against the grain, but I couldn't care less that this woman wants to benefit from a double standard. Everybody wants the best for himself/herself despite what he/she offers in return. When I was a scrawny, pimple-faced nerd in high school I wouldn't have turned down the attentions of a few of the hotties in my class.

Of course there's a critical difference: even barely-pubescent guys are expected to "know their place" in the dating hierarchy and accept it without complaint, whereas a (theoretically adult) 34-year-old mother-of-two feels perfectly justified complaining about her self-imposed spot in that same system. To that I say that her absurd demands opens her up to a metric butt-ton of justified mocking.

The difference is that when a man who has little to offer slags women who are in his league and complains that highly sought-after women are not lining up to be with him, he gets featured in a half-dozen misandry subs, while this woman's profile will probably only appear here.

NoFaithInThisSub · 2021-05-04T03:41:33+00:00

more like "step-wallet"

djc_tech · 2021-05-04T07:47:17+00:00

There are more than these bitches than you think. They’re tons, they monkey branch looking for a better option and then have no idea that the guys they meet might have a past.

Classic narcissist. She deserves to be alone, unfortunately she’s going to screw up her kids

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-05-04T04:25:39+00:00

How dare a man spend SOME of his earnings on HIS child when he should be spending ALL of it on HERS? /s

NickTesla2018 · 2021-05-03T22:53:15+00:00

W. T. F. ?!?!

PirateDocBrown · 2021-05-04T05:30:18+00:00

If she's fit and hot, and she has her finances figured out, either a good job, or a fat check from the ex.

I'm 56, I'd take a 34 like that. For canoodling on weekends, when the ex has her brats.

coloradocaniac · 2021-05-04T05:23:59+00:00

I sense a honk.

kew05gp · 2021-05-04T06:16:22+00:00

No mercy, no respect and no peace to any man who accepts this piece of shit in his life...

meerita · 2021-05-04T09:54:20+00:00

Translation: I want a man who gives me 100% of his life, attention and possibly, all his resources over time to me. If he has kids, I will be second.

itsandrewbuck · 2021-05-04T13:23:38+00:00

Heaven forbid that someone else should hold their children as a first priority and them further down the list, even though you don't rate equally with her. She needs to be #1, but she's happy to treat you like #2.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-05-04T02:19:41+00:00

Hypocrisy is not just a word. It is either an act of arrogance or a feat in lacking self awareness. The jury is out which one fits this woman.

It would only be fair for her to consider men who also have children. But she is not concerned with being fair. She wants to get showered with attention and provisions, and another man's child(ren) would just get in the way of her getting what she wants. Only she can put you last, but you better put her first!

Rholand_the_Mystic · 2021-05-04T04:05:20+00:00

You will be absorbed into all my shit and you better not have any of your own

Devilsgun · 2021-05-05T03:39:01+00:00

God, they really DO want for you to live to serve them and their Chadspawn...

"Bebbies for me but not for thee"

But yes lady, you should put 'not looking to date a man with children' so busy single fathers don't have to waste their valuable time on your bitch ass and to show non-childed men just what a hypocritical shitbag you are... Oh, I should probably chalk your bullshit up to primal/survival instincts 'that you have no control over' or something to be a gentleman...

Nah. You just want things to go one way and you fucking suck as a person.

wathon2 · 2021-05-05T03:53:19+00:00

Fat women won't date fat men.

Poor women won't date poor men.

Single moms won't date single dads.

Short women won't date short men.

Dependent_Nebula4189 · 2021-05-04T02:19:05+00:00

What about dudes that already have two cats?

Odd-Reference-32 · 2021-05-04T02:32:57+00:00

Standards for me, but not for thee.

notminameanyway · 2021-05-04T09:09:31+00:00

The only men who would be attracted to that profile would be paedophiles. The question is, is she clueless or evil?

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-05-04T11:12:02+00:00

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bartbitsu · 2021-05-04T15:40:25+00:00

Obviously, the idea here is for her to benefit from the relationship.

Very pie in the sky hopes, I don't think she will succeed.

Morty50911 · 2021-05-04T17:00:35+00:00

I was talking to a girl that had a kid but didn’t want to date a guy with a kid. Bitches be bitches.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-05-04T17:11:47+00:00

The story of "Cinderella" is an allegorical description of the wicked step-mother Lady Tremaine. Women are that selfish. Never risk your kids

me-dgaf · 2021-05-04T23:22:46+00:00

At least she's not shy about being a selfish c$nt.

The self-entitlement is strong with this one.

vtec__ · 2021-05-05T22:56:33+00:00

so glad i dont have to deal w/ this BS. imagine being a post wall woman and having demands like this? this is like me when i was 20 years old expecting a super model

DeadAlready78 · 2021-05-04T02:54:28+00:00

JFC, it never, ever, ever, ends with them.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-05-04T05:27:09+00:00

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EndTimesRadio · 2021-05-04T06:15:29+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/t7M52sL

meshflesh40 · 2021-05-04T09:46:07+00:00

these topic flairs kill me, haha!!

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