Keep me from texting my ex

wonmon12 · 2024-03-27T22:36:21+00:00

What's her number? I'll take care of it😉

Special_Profit4509 · 2023-11-19T18:28:53+00:00

You can't afford bars, do you how much a false charge or pregnancy/false paternity will cost you?

Handle it, work on yourself to be a better man during no nut November.

PokerFriend247 · 2023-11-19T09:47:18+00:00

As other have said outsource the horny stuff. Go explore safely without the manipulation, lies , deceit, trauma , mind fucckery , alimony , moaning and headaches of chasing tail.

AwLists. ( dot ) com Plenty of Adult Work for oldest profession.

Better options out there with zero drama and chance of honey trap/gold digger/ trauma bonding.

It’s 2023 -

Even AI girlfriend apps exist. 👀 Fleshlights exists.

Then when ready get a regular FWB or two.

Yoda yada yada.

unlearn you must , the ways of dark side.

Heddlo · 2023-11-19T08:26:51+00:00

I slipped my ex wife one, about 6 months after we'd broke.

Mark my words, it's absolutely fucks with your head.

There were no feelings from her side but it felt like I stood a chance of reconciliation. It was the weirdest sex I'd ever had - not a stranger but someone I loved deeply who didn't feel the same (well, at least it didn't seem like that).

I spiraled in a big, big way and went into a dark place.

Steer clear mate. For your own good.

bond2kill · 2023-11-19T07:42:04+00:00

Old school. Hand use your own.

Theedon · 2023-11-19T06:54:43+00:00

Do you really want the STD?

FlyingSaucer51 · 2023-11-19T05:53:38+00:00

I sent a text to my ex that simply said “This is not how we were supposed to end.” She went to the police and SOMEHOW convinced them it was a veiled “murder/suicide” death threat!!! That ONE text cost me over 100K in legal fees. Don’t do it!!!

TheSpaceBoundPiston · 2023-11-19T01:18:25+00:00

Go work on the car!

organicwilly · 2023-11-19T01:15:52+00:00

Do not do it. I'm the same way but be strong and find another woman, but make sure you don't get attached.

Subjectzero710 · 2023-11-19T00:05:28+00:00

Soon to be ex wife got hit by a car two weeks ago…I showed up for her at the hospital to only be immediately banned an threatend by police because her situationship was uncomfortable with me being there…she had told me to come! Fast forward a week she’s texting me saying she misses us she’s been crying all week about us…she wants us back yada yada yada I meet with her she tells me she asked the guy to leave her cause she wanted to give out marriage a shot…end up waking up to her at 5 am on the phone with him.

SecondManAsleep · 2023-11-18T23:00:09+00:00

Don't do it bro. Read the book Attached by Levine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fdGa4KcTy0

Do this instead. Realize the reason you are reaching out for attention is low self-worth. Focus on the cause of the desire. Transcend the bullshit.

Countsbeans1976 · 2023-11-18T22:43:27+00:00

Take up martial arts. You’ll get all the touch you ever wanted :)

LiberateMeFromYou · 2023-11-18T21:48:28+00:00

Stay away. Even if she is down, you never know what her intentions may be. Like one guy said go to a Asian massage parlor. Your on reddit it won't be hard to find one

captainchippsixx · 2023-11-18T21:48:03+00:00

Tinder and condoms

lifeisallihave · 2023-11-18T21:30:40+00:00

Surely there are other women? You could pay for a service and go home free after that. Not sure why you would willingly put yourself in harm's way.

WakeUpAndGoooo · 2023-11-18T20:50:47+00:00

My STBXW had invited me over for dinner a while back. I did so to sit down with the kids. It took everything I had to not grab her and take her upstairs, and i know she would have been down. I had to put up my wall and remember why we are divorcing. It was very tough, the night ended with a small hug and a see ya later. I know if I had acted on my thoughts it would have been a mental setback for me.

Tasty_Yogurt_9478 · 2023-11-18T20:18:33+00:00

Just go to the Asian massage parlor cheese dude. Get a grip!

These_Row6066 · 2023-11-18T20:15:32+00:00

Gotta get that out of your head asap

daniel22mckee · 2023-11-18T19:47:28+00:00

Two thoughts, pregnancy, and falsely accused of rape if a chick is going through divorce, I would not put anything by her

Title	Keep me from texting my ex
Author	deadwoodbuttman
Upvotes	11
Comments	42
Date	November 18, 2023 7:38 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/Divorce_Men
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