Ladies, specifically my bigger sisters, your self esteem is a tool that is weaponized against you whenever an LVM is super duper sad. One of the most prolific examples I see on the internet is “Men have it harder because women just need to be skinny to get a boyfriend”. It is absolutely not true. This is just something they say out loud with the intention that you’ll hear it, and then feel bad about yourself and think “It’s really hard because I’m fat so I should stop trying and just settle for this guy. So what if he uses the same soap for his hair, body, dishes, laundry and dog? At least he doesn’t beat me”.

So next time you hear an LVM or the women who love him try to get you down, try to remember a couple a couple of things:

  1. LVM yell “Girls just need to be skinny” into the wind whenever they’re reminded most women, fat or thin, wouldn’t touch them with another lady’s v-jay

  2. Runner up to “need to be skinny” is “not a single mom” and then onto “list of things men don’t like” (swearing, wearing yoga pants, making more than him) and then finally “list of things to be more feminine” (i.e. more childlike). They will never be happy until you’re sad.

  3. Did you know LVM attention is literally worthless? It’s true! You see, because their opinions are complete garbage, their attention is about as valuable as their Twitch streaming skills.

  4. Remember, there is nothing more threatening to an LVM than an overweight woman with high self esteem. If an LVM sees one in the wild, he will instinctively go home and whisper/cry into his pillow with the music of Porn Hub playing in the background.

  5. If you’re overweight and find yourself in a relationship with an LVM, run. Run as fast as your cute chubby cheeks and fabulous thunder thighs can carry you because YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS (unlike his personality).

  6. Lastly, LoL. AS IF being skinny was just something a person can easily do! More adults have bachelors degrees in the US than have a BMI under 25. Checks data again Wait, this in interesting. Did you know that women are less likely be obese Or overweight AND more likely to hold every type of post secondary degree than men?!?!?!? It’s almost as if LVM project their insecurities onto women by holding them to standards that they themselves can’t meet. So. Damned. Weird.

So, in conclusion, there is nothing wrong with any of us. LVM want us to be miserable to make up for their many many many insecurities. The more we ignore them, the more likely they are to disappear forever into their moms basements, only to be remembered in myths and fairy tales.

Have a nice day queens.

this message was paid for by ”The Society Of This One Chick Who’s Totally Over Bitter Scrote Attitudes. No, She’s Not Overweight, She’s Just Annoyed”