Guy begs and pleads with me to keep him entertained during his flight 🤣

circescircus · 2021-03-09T17:12:21+00:00

"Let me put on my dancing monkey costume and bang cymbals together for your entertainment"

There is literally a screen in front of his face, that is there to entertain him. Has movies, shows, music and games on it. And if he has wifi on his phone, he can go online. Or... crack open a book, take a nap, just stare into space. He has several options for entertainment while he is stuck on a plane, but wants YOU to entertain him.

This is somehow extremely silly, ridiculous and also a serious red flag.

sleepysiri · 2021-03-09T17:16:09+00:00

This is a prime example of a 🤡 and the kind of behaviour we will not be tending to.

donttextme_k · 2021-03-09T17:24:17+00:00

That’s a very unattractive way to be talked to

foxorhedgehog · 2021-03-09T17:57:12+00:00

Who the hell is this guy? He sounds like a whiny child.

scaredscaredgoaway · 2021-03-09T18:03:55+00:00

Any guy who uses this emoji 🥺 makes me rage instantly.

scaredscaredgoaway · 2021-03-09T21:39:31+00:00

Just so we're clear, let me get this straight. In 2021, we're supposed to: ---Have the world's fattest ass (tattoos optional), while also maintaining an itty-bitty waist ---Be racially ambiguous ---Have a full-time job earning six figures ---Have a "fun" and "cool" side-hustle for Instagram points where we post things like, "Rise & grind!" 😎 ---Cream ourselves at the thought or even mention of being choked, hit, suffocated, and rear-ended ---Do all the work on top. And now, we're also required to be in-flight entertainment?

Naw, fuck that. This dude knows about technology since we all grew up with it. He just gets off on a woman doing all the work and putting in 200% of the effort.

2021-03-09T17:48:36+00:00

Such a clingy turnoff

Summerisle7 · 2021-03-09T17:24:31+00:00

Nope. Block time

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-03-09T19:12:59+00:00

these and men who only message after midnight...awww

Exsqueeze_meh · 2021-03-09T22:47:44+00:00

Yeah i quit the pen pal crap a while ago. That dude would've messaged you for the duration of the flight and then forgotten you existed the moment he lands.

I got so tired of sharing details about myself and my life with these pen pal guys who were never going to make an effort beyond that. I'm not entertainment for you while you're taking a dump.

My last pen pal stopped messaging me after i was the *tiniest* bit bitchy in a response one day. I thought, so that's all it takes huh? Me being in a real mood? No emoji's or LOL's for you today and you bail completely? Great, now i know you really are that shallow and self-centered.

Only_Lime2520 · 2021-03-09T20:34:24+00:00

hahahahaha
I can't endure the prospect of facing the empty void that is himself I guess. He needs your adoration to reassure him of his worthiness.

warinmymind94 · 2021-03-09T23:06:18+00:00

The way he texts especially with that annoying emoji is how middle schoolers text. He's stunted emotionally and wants you to entertain him? He needs to go back to his mommas house, she's not done raising him.

KateJ1982 · 2021-03-10T01:55:33+00:00

In all fairness, imagine the horror of being alone with a LVM's low value thoughts for two solid hours. It's pretty frightening.

_queeeen_ · 2021-03-10T00:13:18+00:00

Or he could just be entertaining over text so it’s worth her while to continue to engage. Not a babysitter. 🙄

riseoftherice · 2021-03-09T17:10:39+00:00

Not really what the sub is for.

randowordgenerator · 2021-03-09T18:52:51+00:00

asshole, this guy is

Title	Guy begs and pleads with me to keep him entertained during his flight 🤣
Author	blerty567
Upvotes	56
Comments	39
Date	March 9, 2021 5:06 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/m1az15/guy_begs_and_pleads_with_me_to_keep_him/
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