Guys, you're safe now!

inventivesquid · 2021-03-03T21:03:19+00:00

Shirt potatoes ☠️☠️☠️

pearlspaghetti · 2021-03-03T20:48:11+00:00

“How dare this vile succubus try to seduce me by feeding her starving, screaming newborn in public?! I think I can see the vague outline of her breast from under the scarf she put over herself for privacy! Looks harder Her husband should be embarrassed to have such an attention whore for a wife!”

Then proceeds to go home and masturbate to 7 hours of breastfeeding/milking porn until he passes out.

funky_worms · 2021-03-04T03:05:27+00:00

am i the only one who interpreted this as satire? hes making a joke of ppl who are uncomfortable by it right?

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-03-03T22:44:54+00:00

I remember seeing a post on another sub about a woman complaining that her husband was looking at women breastfeeding at the mall. Of course the response was "Well what did you expect him to do! I mean it's nature to look, you can't blame him!" Which was bad enough, but then the pickme chorus chimed in and one woman stated that not only was she fine with men doing it to her while breastfeeding, she looked at women doing it too! I couldn't believe what I was reading but of course I was in the minority to say it was disgusting.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-03-03T22:23:48+00:00

The paper stuck to those glasses looks like the backing off of the adhesive strip from a menstrual pad. Which would be hilarious if it was.

takethemonkeynLeave · 2021-03-03T22:28:48+00:00

Ugh if only he’d had this level of awareness as a baby, he’d been too embarrassed to eat and would have died so we didn’t have to see this

iaintgonnacallyou · 2021-03-04T01:09:20+00:00

How often does anyone really even see a woman breastfeeding in public? It’s common, but it’s not like it’s inescapable.

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-03-04T00:07:39+00:00

Hero

uptownxthot · 2021-03-04T02:59:23+00:00

😂😂😂😂

Villanelloh · 2021-03-04T09:49:45+00:00

This is good satire!

Hennyyenni · 2021-03-04T03:19:16+00:00

Y’all know he’s making fun of dudes who sexualize women who breastfeed right? I love y’all but sometimes some of you can’t understand satire if it hit you in the face.

throwaway32132134 · 2021-03-04T01:13:05+00:00

Wouldn't men feel embarrassed to wear those?

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-03-03T20:47:01+00:00

Blech dude needs to wear sunscreen

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-03-07T06:23:54+00:00

Shirt potatoes? Just wait until it happens to him when his beer gut reaches to the top but women who breastfeed don’t give a flying fuck about a man. They are focused on sustaining the babies life.

He probably doesn’t know a woman has to get that out anyway.. not going to put a man or anyone over a baby wtaf

ddamaya · 2021-03-04T02:16:52+00:00

He should be embarrassed of that hairline

catlady4u · 2021-03-18T23:22:57+00:00

How to say you are a ZVM without actually saying you are a ZVM 🤦🏼‍♀️🤡

Title	Guys, you're safe now!
Author	all_or_nothing_bet
Upvotes	541
Comments	49
Date	March 3, 2021 8:29 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lx3jas/guys_youre_safe_now/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/guys-youre-safe-now.749640 https://theredarchive.com/post/749640

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