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[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 238 points239 points240 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Dollars to donuts he's married. (Also love the classic "mid 30s but lists his age as 31." Who wants to bet he's like 38?)
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Disciple 98 points99 points100 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trying to snake his way to the young women who've set their desired age range lower, extra ego boost points for encouraging or coercing a young women to be more flexible with her age range limit. 🐍
[–]diabolicalfarter 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet 45 and thinks he looks 31. I have heard that golden nugget a few to many times.
[+]Pornruinedsociety95 points 4 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
That's a lot of words for I have PIED.
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–]sassyheatherPickmeisha™️ 72 points73 points74 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ugh, there was one of those when I was still on Tinder. Under the name Oral Fetishist (yes, really) he had written similar crap, finishing up with “dark hair, dark eyes, 175cm, discreet”. AND he had stated he goes to my university 🥲🥲🥲
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😬🤢🤮
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 182 points183 points184 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A lot of words for "My wife doesn't know she's in an open marriage"
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
chortle
[+]foodgrowerfoodeater29 points 4 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
This and all the guys who tell you they want you to sit on their face after a couple messages........ honestly what? Does this shit ever even work out for them?
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The history of male seduction in a nutshell.
[–]lolmemberberriesFDS Newbie 111 points112 points113 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He wants to cheat, but he has ED. Definitely married and lying about his age.
[–]Astral_weaverFDS Newbie 163 points164 points165 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No thanks dude, I don't really need a tongue with STIs in my life.
We queer women use protection during oral sex, but we all know that straight men don't. 🤢
[–]30ducksFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewwww 🤢
[–]PinkBlair99FDS Newbie 163 points164 points165 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Why can’t they understand that the gross, crass terms for our anatomy are repulsive to us?
[–]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gross gross gross
[–]pyonpyon24FDS Newbie 187 points188 points189 points 4 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Men are so convinced that women will just FALL OVER themselves to get oral. Like how men are obsessed with getting a bj?
Here’s a hot take. I don’t really like oral. And I DEFINITELY don’t like anyone who “gobbles cooch”.
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 75 points76 points77 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love it BUT the thought of some stranger’s mouth on me is 🤢. Reducing it down to some disembodied act is also unsettling.
Anyway I never trust a guy when he insists it’s all he will do and doesn’t expect reciprocation. You know how it’ll go. He’ll do his thing and then beg to get inside like “I don’t normally but you’re sooooo sexy I just wanna please baby”.
[–]CilantroSucksButtsFDS Newbie 185 points186 points187 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a Monster Truck rally. SUNDAY ! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THE ONE THE ONLY THE COOCH GOBBLER! He MUNCHES! he CRUNCHES! STIs? He has BUNCHES! 📣
[–]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😆😆😆😆😆
[–]fak_beauty_standardsFDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I don’t really like oral.
think it through, when it's done correctly...
[–]pyonpyon24FDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nope! I’ve had good oral. And really the best part for me are the fingers!
Each to her own ♡
[–]randomgirl34861FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel this, I don’t go crazy for it either. I can’t ever come from it and it’s just kinda frustrating. I have totally omitted oral from my sex life (giving and receiving) and things have been much better
[–]lilac-hiraethPickmeisha™️ 99 points100 points101 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I love oral, but there is zero….ZERO desire to let some rando at me especially when he doesn’t want it reciprocated. That somehow seems worse and I don’t know why. 🤮
Get your pimply, pockmarked sad face away from me!
[–]ilovewinniethepoohFDS Newbie 88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It sets off my alarm bells too. After some thought, it’s because it definitely reminds me of a specific kind of virtue signalling I’ve seen before. A lot of men will see women complain about their boyfriends refusal to reciprocate oral. And the consequence of it is you get oh-so-smart-men who then announce that they love oral and don’t need you to give anything in return.
This guy goes wrong with his plan, because I don’t want a guy who loves oral, all the time, day or night, with any vagina. I want to be a person, who he wishes to pleasure. Look to the person, then take pride that you are good at pleasuring your partner.
It’s not about being good at a specific sexual act. I don’t want a porn star, I want a person who is listening. You aren’t good at any aspect of sex 100 percent of the time unless you are listening 100 percent of the time.
[–]jp2117515FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! They think it’s a sales pitch! These types never understand
[–]jp2117515FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can see the cold sores…
[–]One_Bat_2525FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is so gross. What woman is turned on by this? 🤢
[–]smart-tart23FDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can’t even!!! I’d rather let my “cooch” get cobwebs. Earlier on dating over 30 some guy was bitching about what do women want out of dating apps any way bc they always seem “too busy” and he’s worried it will start a vicious cycle. The audacity is real in every lane of male.
[–]StrikingCoconutFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny when men say they can eat pussy for hours. That's like saying you can run a mile for hours, isn't it?
[–]Repulsive_Incident27Throwaway Account 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I could use the “emphasis” iPhone reaction on some of these posts! I’ve had guys tell me they love doing this and how good they are at doing it after exchanging like 3 messages.
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[–]rideoffaloneFDS Newbie 238 points239 points240 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Disciple 98 points99 points100 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]diabolicalfarter 1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]Pornruinedsociety95 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
That's a lot of words for I have PIED.
[–]pascalinesFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sassyheatherPickmeisha™️ 72 points73 points74 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 182 points183 points184 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[+]foodgrowerfoodeater29 points [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
This and all the guys who tell you they want you to sit on their face after a couple messages........ honestly what? Does this shit ever even work out for them?
[–]Inspection-CriticalFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lolmemberberriesFDS Newbie 111 points112 points113 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Astral_weaverFDS Newbie 163 points164 points165 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]30ducksFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PinkBlair99FDS Newbie 163 points164 points165 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pyonpyon24FDS Newbie 187 points188 points189 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]pickmieshaexorcistFDS Disciple 75 points76 points77 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CilantroSucksButtsFDS Newbie 185 points186 points187 points
(3 children) | Copy Link
[–]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]fak_beauty_standardsFDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]pyonpyon24FDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]randomgirl34861FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]lilac-hiraethPickmeisha™️ 99 points100 points101 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]ilovewinniethepoohFDS Newbie 88 points89 points90 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]jp2117515FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jp2117515FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]One_Bat_2525FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]smart-tart23FDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]StrikingCoconutFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Repulsive_Incident27Throwaway Account 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link