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[–]AyemHerselfFDS Disciple[M] [score hidden] 5 years ago stickied comment (1 child) | Copy Link
Someone reported this for involuntary pornography 🤣
[–]_moonessFDS Newbie66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Can mine have a rapey vibe when I open it and keep trying to touch my thigh while I’m reading it?
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice[S] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The pages are stuck together with coom and hotwing sauce.
[–]_moonessFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok as long as there’s some beard pubes in there
😂
[–]Meadow97FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The scream I just let out 💀💀
[–]JiltedGroupieFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
From the publishers of Finding Love in a Field and Dalliance by a Dumpster
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice[S] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Upcoming publications: How To Be Some Body He Used To Know and Awful Adventures in a Back Alley
[–]MerryprankstressFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🎵”now you’re just a body I need to dispose”🎵
[–]SundanceDogFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Can I have mine with an extra side of toenail breath and STDs?
[–]bye-raspberryFDS Disciple31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
💀💀💀 TOENAIL BREATH 💀💀💀
I just watched a video yesterday where a streamer was reading posts off a juggalo forum. And someone on there talked about a sex position called "Clipper 69" where you 69 someone but instead of oral you both chew on each other's toenails.
You didn't need to know this but now you're armed with the knowledge that it exists. You're welcome 😆
[–]pinkfleurhappinessFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is horrifying.
[–]MerryprankstressFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Juggalos Chew each other’s toenails
Juggalos
Chew each other’s toenails
Yup....sounds exactly right
[–]FabulousGrandFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's me skipping lunch today...
[–]sher0355FDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Perfect. I'm going to go to a field to read it. Or maybe an alley behind a parking garage..
[–]Nifteroni-and-CheeseFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I’ve never understood car sex, like they don’t even have sex organs, where do you do it? The exhaust pipe? Nasty. 🤮
[–]MaisiebrFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The soundtrack is I'm in Love With My Car by Queen
[–]MerryprankstressFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There was a documentary of a dude in love with his car on YouTube lol
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
OMG I remember watching that. Dude named his car Chase or something wtf?
[–]MerryprankstressFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol I don’t remember if he named it, I just can’t forget that scene of him laying under the car and kissing its bumper
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep he did name it cause my husband and I watched that as part of our cringe fest on youtube.
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this the sequel to “Hinge, Hot Wings, and Hooters?”
[–]electroloopFDS STRATEGY COACH7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A New York Times best seller!
[–]whiterabbit818FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol.
Best head I ever got was from my high school bf in his truck. His jalapeño green truck 💚
[–]notochordFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
High school kids are the only people allowed to really fool around in parked cars.
[–]foxorhedgehogFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Back in my high school years (the late 70s) the cars at least were big enough to have sex in.
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And the parts where it was
with your boyfriend
you drove to a secluded or romantic-ish spot
you knew it was going to happen
you had the chance to consent
there was probably some foreplay and a condom
These muppets are encouraging each other to
do it in a parking lot
with a stranger
as a surprise, and violently
with her ass hanging out the open door
and hotwing sauce for lube
[–]usually_compliantFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"learn the bygone caveman tactics of yesteryear!"
[–]notochordFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Caveman scream “RAAAAAAAAAAAAWRAPE!l
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hope the Laundromat Date joke never gets old... it's been around for less than a week and already a classic!
[–]kettleodumplinsFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh I love a good historical fiction!
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