Someone FedEx this dude a mirror

Turbulent_Gazelle · 2021-03-02T18:13:34+00:00

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volcanic_equation · 2021-03-02T19:22:20+00:00

My gOoD LoOKiNg friends get the hottest women

The lack of self-awareness is astonishing.

It’s ok for him to be shallow. Poor guy... he’s short, ugly, AND broke! Clearly, he’s suffered enough.

But how dare these women be attracted to good looking men? How dare they reject him? It’s all so horribly unfair!!! 🤧🎻

purasangria · 2021-03-02T18:25:04+00:00

The delusion is real.

Mcccy · 2021-03-02T19:37:04+00:00

Oh please, take a look around most heterosexual couples. The woman is almost always prettier than her bf, problem here isn't his face or his height. The problem is that he feels entitled to a supermodel and will blame anyone but himself for his situation and every girl can sense this.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-03-02T18:47:46+00:00

“What patriarchy? I see no male entitlement! Now bring me a hot chick!”

Novemberinthechair · 2021-03-02T22:20:44+00:00

Why wouldn't women date attractive men? Jesus, men don't think women deserve to be attracted to the men they eventually have sex with?

quasarbar · 2021-03-02T20:46:23+00:00

why would I do that

**WHOOSH**

Kristeninmyskin · 2021-03-02T20:28:06+00:00

I’ve seen this before and I’m happy every time I see it. I think it should be reposted weekly so the male lurkers see it!

RabidWench · 2021-03-02T22:34:15+00:00

Maybe he should consider lowering his standards...... like he expects women to do. 🙄

ferociouslycurious · 2021-03-02T22:56:40+00:00

“I don’t date but my friends get the best women”. I mean beyond his repulsiveness, does he just expect them to show up on his doorstep? 😂 That’s like complaining you don’t win the lottery despite never purchasing a ticket.

Half_Halt · 2021-03-03T02:55:12+00:00

Salsa singer Marc Anthony (the former Mr. J Lo) once said in an interview that his father frequently reminded him, "Son, we're ugly. Work on your personality."

Zionetics · 2021-03-02T22:25:30+00:00

A male friend who is below average in looks and overweight once asked “ Why does everyone keep setting me up with fat chicks?”

Turbulent_Gazelle · 2021-03-02T23:56:13+00:00

This feels like a rerun of that dude who thought he was hot shit until he moved in with the guy who actually was. Except his level of self awareness isn't there yet.

He knows what the issue is and 2 of those things he can actually change. Being short didn't bother Prince, Michael J Fox or Tom Cruise. He needs to learn from them and get over it.

I can't believe that he needs to be told how to clean and groom himself as to be halfway attractive to women. If he's not in school, he needs to work a full time and part time job for 6 months to a year to be able to save and not be broke.

How fucking absurd that an adult needs to be told this.

Arcaii · 2021-03-03T07:46:21+00:00

We're shallow if we don't date down and want a man in our own league. This is what I hate, they think they only women that exist are super hot ones. He won't even date in his own league, much less down. He only wants the best of the best.

Men always think they're better than us. That even a short, ugly, broke man should get a hot, young, wealthy woman otherwise our ENTIRE sex with all it's diversity is shallow and mean.

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-03-02T19:35:25+00:00

That's hilarious 😆

mackenzie013 · 2021-03-02T20:15:10+00:00

This is the best thing I’ve read in a while. 😂😂😂

seraphinelysion · 2021-03-03T03:06:24+00:00

This is my favorite screenshot of Reddit of all time.

justforfds · 2021-03-03T00:13:07+00:00

Ugly men complain that women only not care about looks.

Women tell men that a sweet natured man, whatever he looks like, becomes a pleasure to behold, dear to them. They mean it.

Ugly men call women shallow.

Protoetype · 2021-03-02T20:32:55+00:00

Don't let them kid you... men will still have sex with a short, ugly, broke woman should they get the chance. That's why men's sexual attention is worthless, they'll stick their dick in nearly any thing female.

blue_crystal_ring · 2021-03-02T21:01:23+00:00

Omg this is too funny 😂😂

anotherdamnloser · 2021-03-02T22:30:54+00:00

The hypocrisy and stupidity are unreal!

2021-03-03T05:38:37+00:00

...and then if he somehow did ask her out, he would spend the entire time trying to make her feel "lucky" to have such an "alpha male"

Jay-quellen · 2021-03-03T03:01:03+00:00

This is truly a classic. 🔥

Blackpisces-147 · 2021-03-02T22:05:42+00:00

😂the nerve of him

07ninafearless · 2021-03-02T22:52:22+00:00

His lack of self-awareness is astounding!

FreeTapir · 2021-03-03T01:23:58+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

millennialpink2000 · 2021-03-03T07:32:56+00:00

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Unlikely-Marzipan · 2021-03-03T11:51:04+00:00

George Costanza.

DarnLady · 2021-03-02T20:18:23+00:00

Lmoa!!!!

This takes the cake!

Title	Someone FedEx this dude a mirror
Author	millennialpink2000
Upvotes	1605
Comments	53
Date	March 2, 2021 6:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lw8al8/someone_fedex_this_dude_a_mirror/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/someone-fedex-this-dude-a-mirror.752575 https://theredarchive.com/post/752575

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