Tell ‘em Maddy!

warinmymind94 · 2020-06-21T16:21:35+00:00

Even before FDS my one ex said something about my outfit. Mind you I had just flown in to visit him, and I had a nice top on but couldnt find where I packed my nice pants. But I did find floral printed shorts. They sort of clashed with the top, and normally I out more effort into my outfits, but we desperately needed shampoo and cleaners for the condo we rented (because he chose a dirtyass condo for the cheap). So we were making a walmart run and I was in this snatching outfit. He had the audacity to be like "you're wearing that out? Is that even in fashion? Those shorts?" I gave him and death glare and called him out explaining that i had just flown in and couldnt find the rest of my clothes. I also said it was his fault for having to go out to the store to buy cleaning supplies and toiletries because he rented a gross dirty condo for the beach vacation. Then I said, "you seriously are criticizing my fashion when you're wearing those dirty af sneakers and your t shirt is several years old and has a hole at the bottom?" And hes making excuses. When we got to Walmart I handed him the list of items and said here I'll wait in the car you can do the shopping and pay for it because now I'm insecure about my outfit. I ended up dumping him shortly after.

Airisvel · 2020-06-21T14:22:57+00:00

Lmaoo so fucking true. Scalp full of dandruff, skin is oily as fuck BUT also dehydrated and feels like sand paper, and they critique a perfectly put together woman who has mastered the complex science of skincare and fashion like their opinion has some kind of weight.

Can you believe that for centuries women had to be confronted to the same type of over-confident scrotes but couldn't talk so freely about their lack of self-reflection? You had no choice but to be a pickme back then if you wanted to survive and secure the bag. Fucking hell, i swear.

andersdn · 2020-06-21T14:23:23+00:00

Woman wears comfortable clothes: What a lazy slob. Men don't want a girl that wears sweats.

Woman wears flattering, casual clothes: She would be prettier with make up.

Woman dresses to the nines: Woah, she's trying too hard. Men don't like girls with a lot of make up.

azngirl7689 · 2020-06-21T14:09:47+00:00

They’re raised to be confident go getters 100% of the time. Women get a weird mix of “go get em girl” and “don’t be too extra men don’t like that.”

donkeyxheart · 2020-06-21T16:25:49+00:00

A couple of nights ago I was smoking outside a bar (quarantine already lifted where I live) and there was a guy who was obese, smelly and genuinely ugly. Two very short young women passed us and he had the audacity to comment on their shortness to his friends. They all made fun of "the hobbits" and also made some gross sexual comments. I almost puked in his face!! Like..really?! REALLY?

KTaeH · 2020-06-21T14:22:40+00:00

For real. Look at those incels who be looking like Freddy Krueger and then dare to say « mmh Emma Watson is barely a 7, and she’s a feminist so she’s basically a 5 »

gagger_of_lolly · 2020-06-21T15:56:29+00:00

Like seriously wtf? I just had such a disturbing experience at the shop now. I've been going there for years so we've always greeted and been polite but this was just sick Teller guy: where's your daughter? Me :at home Teller guy : where's your sister? Me: at home Teller guy: they're both pretty but you're not

Valentcat · 2020-06-21T18:04:30+00:00

Just watch George on Seinfeld and you will see just how many things a woman can be critiqued for. A big head, hands, nose, forehead, etc. Meanwhile they can look like troll dolls sans hair... yike.

greenbeanbird · 2020-06-21T17:40:15+00:00

Or with terrible acne/skin and think 'Ah, yes, I think I will do nothing about this but let my insecurity about it fester despite claiming I am fine'

MACMUA · 2020-06-21T14:29:01+00:00

Lmaooooo

girln0tnextdoor · 2020-06-21T19:30:15+00:00

God I love this sub

violetraysgen · 2020-06-21T20:44:37+00:00

Nah theyre too fat and large breasted to ever have an empty stomach!

babysoymilk · 2020-06-22T08:23:22+00:00

My ex, who was obese or very close to it at the time, pointed out to me that my stomach had gotten bigger while we were having breakfast. I was trying to recover from anorexia at the time and at a normal (but still low) weight for the first time in years. He also began complaining about my lack of effort with sexy lingerie while sporting unbrushed teeth, greasy skin and the same three pairs of worn out boxer briefs every time we met. I'm a little embarrassed for my old pickme self lol

ivy176 · 2020-06-22T13:55:07+00:00

True.. but the lack of punctuation had me trying to figure out an unmoisturized stomach toe nail for a solid 10 seconds 😂

PokemonBreederAJ · 2020-06-22T17:02:26+00:00

Kinda makes me sad for them sometimes. They are taught that taking care of themselves is "gay." Like no, just moisturize and wash your damn face.

advicethrowawayyys · 2020-06-21T22:47:52+00:00

My toenails fell off from exercising (running hard, stair master, etc.). I didn’t realize this was a personal shortcoming. #TRIGGERED

xdd12222 · 2020-06-22T00:53:56+00:00

Fair

Title	Tell ‘em Maddy!
Author	sofiaandrei08
Upvotes	3138
Comments	59
Date	June 21, 2020 12:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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