Unmatched, hard pass, NO!!!

bey124 · 2020-05-27T18:54:22+00:00

Ahahahaha and he thought the issue was you were afraid of having to see her. How can they be this clueless 😂

nonpenishaver · 2020-05-27T19:31:29+00:00

"Let's be friends with benefits. You will receive absolutely no benefits from me besides being a hole I can use to masturbate into when my wife won't let me fuck her. Other than that I'll pretend you don't exist! Obviously this is a great deal that equally benefits both of us!"

PsychologicalBeat2 · 2020-05-27T20:01:59+00:00

Normally I'm all for block and delete but your "eww" response absolutely sent me lmao

IllusionOfColours · 2020-05-27T19:36:32+00:00

"You won't even see her" "She has her own friends too" Ughh he doesn't even stop even after you stated a big fat no. What a desperate creep.

2020-05-27T19:36:31+00:00

WTF???

What is this "friends" bullshit?? We have different definitions of friendship, sir.

Seraphinx · 2020-05-27T19:03:49+00:00

Delusional

meecy166 · 2020-05-27T20:01:33+00:00

Wtf so bold. I prefer the trash that shows you it is trash, compared to the trash that hides his wife and you never know till he hits it and runs away. They are both trash though

ScrappleSandwiches · 2020-05-27T19:42:59+00:00

“Would you care for some herpes?”

sashimi_girl · 2020-05-27T19:05:13+00:00

“We have a totally cool arrangement but I can never bring you around her!”

Not suspicious at all! Hit him up again!

siberiansummer · 2020-05-27T22:49:59+00:00

It's like an epidemic right now with this "open marriage" shit on OLD. Interesting, I don't know a single one IRL.

flowers4u · 2020-05-27T21:02:41+00:00

I’d ask for the wife’s number and then say you’d rather be “friends” with her anyway.

warinmymind94 · 2020-05-27T22:27:49+00:00

Wtf is the point of being married if you're screwing other people? I'm glad he was honest that he was married though some dudes will be on OLD lying about being single or not having kids!! Still a scrote though.

TERFSareawesome · 2020-05-27T21:21:57+00:00

LOL the audacity of these men. "Oh, I won't see her? You're sure? Okay, be over in 5 then!" They're so delusional.

ItsFreezen · 2020-05-27T20:20:03+00:00

Does his wife know about this?

macy389 · 2020-05-28T02:05:10+00:00

My favorite was the casual “BTW”. Like he was just casually throwing out he needed to pick up milk on the way home.

pissed_af · 2020-05-27T22:26:51+00:00

STDs anyone?

ello-motto · 2020-05-28T08:33:31+00:00

Tinder needs more filters so we can match with people that share the same values as us.

Ergo, let these loser scrotes and pickmeishas in open marriages find each other. Create a damn filter for it.

Let those of us who want something serious and real, find more people with those intentions!

xxritualhowelsxx · 2020-05-27T22:52:45+00:00

This happened to me too recently. I don’t understand open marriages

supremelyparanoid · 2020-05-28T06:27:27+00:00

Oh yuckkkkkk

PoorPlainObscure · 2020-05-28T06:25:12+00:00

Do women who allow open-marriages have no self-respect?? What's wrong with them????

helljess86 · 2020-05-28T17:54:40+00:00

Ew indeed.

pinkisredding · 2020-05-28T08:57:10+00:00

oh i could see her but nope not you

Title	Unmatched, hard pass, NO!!!
Author	NotYourBizThrowAway
Upvotes	231
Comments	54
Date	May 27, 2020 6:50 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/grpqj9/unmatched_hard_pass_no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/unmatched-hard-pass-no.697925 https://theredarchive.com/post/697925

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