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[–]bey124FDS Newbie230 points231 points232 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Ahahahaha and he thought the issue was you were afraid of having to see her. How can they be this clueless 😂
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 83 points84 points85 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know! What a moron!!!
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And OP is supposed to believe him!
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg I know, he’s probably lying! Fucking scrote.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The audacity ...
[–]nonpenishaverFDS Newbie205 points206 points207 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
"Let's be friends with benefits. You will receive absolutely no benefits from me besides being a hole I can use to masturbate into when my wife won't let me fuck her. Other than that I'll pretend you don't exist! Obviously this is a great deal that equally benefits both of us!"
[–][deleted] 136 points137 points138 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Interesting how the whole phenomenon of FWB involves a person treating you worse than they'd actually treat a friend.
[–]LizardInFirstFDS Apprentice50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep! The friendship part is usually missing in action (pun intended).
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is even more interesting that people think that giving people who treat like objects is "good".
[–]PoorPlainObscureAt-Risk Pick Me Youth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There are no benefits. And they are not really your friend.
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And you can’t be a gold digger! We split the bills and sex would probably be awful!!!
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao! Always!! They wanna come to your place and fuck on YOUR sheets. Can’t even get a 60 dollar hotel room.
No. Not in this lifetime buddy.
[–]buddingQueenieFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I used to have a FWB (other than the wife part) back when I was younger and naiive and this nails it PERFECTLY.
[–]devoushkaFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me too, and when I wised up and started blowing him off he was like YoU cOuLd hAve ToLd mE yOu DidNt wAnt tO AnYmORe. Like shut up, you always acted like you owe me nothing, so I don't have to communicate shit to you.
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mine would text me “r u gHoStInG me?” Yes. Yes, I am.
[–]mscristalconnorsFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This! When I had OLD and a dumb ass would get pass my screening..I would legit ask what they offer.
They never know how to respond.
[–]PsychologicalBeat2FDS Newbie102 points103 points104 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Normally I'm all for block and delete but your "eww" response absolutely sent me lmao
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love to get one last zinger in. When I know nothing is going to come from it, I love being bitchy.
[–]IllusionOfColoursFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"You won't even see her" "She has her own friends too" Ughh he doesn't even stop even after you stated a big fat no. What a desperate creep.
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That’s honestly what pissed me off the most. I said no and he continued to try to change my mind.
[–]rwilkzFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not even a soft, polite no like ‘oh, not sure that’s for me’ lol. You were legit like ‘ew’ and the guy was like ‘hell yeah, I can turn this around!’
Also this implies that op is never going to enter his home or become a part of his life in any major way.
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WTF???
What is this "friends" bullshit?? We have different definitions of friendship, sir.
[–]SeraphinxFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delusional
[–]meecy166FDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wtf so bold. I prefer the trash that shows you it is trash, compared to the trash that hides his wife and you never know till he hits it and runs away. They are both trash though
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know, it’s so crazy - he was actually a really good looking guy too. But obviously no mention of this on his profile. It feels so deceitful.
[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
“Would you care for some herpes?”
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hard pass ✌️
[–]deviloooFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You won’t even notice it!!
Don’t forget the HPV.
[–]sashimi_girlFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“We have a totally cool arrangement but I can never bring you around her!”
Not suspicious at all! Hit him up again!
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It's like an epidemic right now with this "open marriage" shit on OLD. Interesting, I don't know a single one IRL.
[–]cloeedFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It must be the new thing married men are trying out after (1) lying about being married (2) admitting they have a wife but they’re sooo unhappy in the relationship. Item 3 is in clinical trial, ladies go get your married man before they sell out!
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[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What I don't understand is why are they acting that they are some kind of a prize to be won? Like what do you get out of it? Some dick that you can get literally anywhere? Go fuck off with your "open marriage". It doesn't do shit for me
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Like if I want dick I can easily get that. It’s easier than buying milk. Dealing with someone who has a wife/gf/relationship makes things 1000000x more complicated! Ew!
It’s always been like that. Ever since these cheating scrotes found out about being poly, it’s a lie they just won’t let go.
I never would entertain one but I always ask to talk to the wife lmaoo
If I was married, there is no way in hell I’d do this. Plus I feel like majority of women are monogamous so this shit doesn’t make sense.
[–]flowers4uFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d ask for the wife’s number and then say you’d rather be “friends” with her anyway.
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf is the point of being married if you're screwing other people? I'm glad he was honest that he was married though some dudes will be on OLD lying about being single or not having kids!! Still a scrote though.
[–]TERFSareawesomeFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL the audacity of these men. "Oh, I won't see her? You're sure? Okay, be over in 5 then!" They're so delusional.
[–]fulltwistinglayoutFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg it’s revolting how they assume THATS our problem! this guy I used to hook up with like 9 years ago with straight up asked me to be his damn mistress and immediately started reassuring me that his wife will never know. like i have something to fucking lose 😡
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Does his wife know about this?
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who knows, probably not!
[–]macy389FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favorite was the casual “BTW”. Like he was just casually throwing out he needed to pick up milk on the way home.
[–]pissed_afFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
STDs anyone?
[–]ello-mottoFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tinder needs more filters so we can match with people that share the same values as us.
Ergo, let these loser scrotes and pickmeishas in open marriages find each other. Create a damn filter for it.
Let those of us who want something serious and real, find more people with those intentions!
[–]NotYourBizThrowAwayFDS Newbie[S] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree!! Its such a waste of time. They should also have it for people who have kids, that’s a non-negotiable for me.
[–]xxritualhowelsxxFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This happened to me too recently. I don’t understand open marriages
[–]supremelyparanoidFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh yuckkkkkk
[+][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is wrong with the man, I wonder? If he is not enough for his wife why would he be enough for another woman?
[–]helljess86FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew indeed.
[–]pinkisreddingFDS Newbie[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
oh i could see her but nope not you
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