#vanlife- is that code for #nojob?

throwahweigh3521 · 2020-04-02T01:48:23+00:00

Hobosexual that needs blue balls drained. Ewwww. Don’t be that woman.

idiosyncrassy · 2020-04-02T01:35:41+00:00

"Somewhere or someone new to call home"? So basically he's living in a van down by the river until he finds some woman to leech off. What a catch!

Delicious-Scholar · 2020-04-02T01:57:38+00:00

Nothing about his profile is appealing. Not one thing. People need to put themselves in the opposite sex’s frame of mind. Like, if a girl said the equivalent of this, would he swipe right? Enthusiastically?

Also, I feel like sometimes people are this brutally “honest” to have an out when they treat you like garbage. They can then say, “look I told you how I am from the beginning. You chose to stay/deal. Why are you mad?”

riseaboveagain · 2020-04-02T03:00:50+00:00

He wants to come over to your place and do laundry and use your shower.

myousername · 2020-04-02T05:33:18+00:00

Lmaooo I was into the whole vanlife thing a few years back. First of all, the majority of people who live in a van are men, I would estimate around 70% at least. The women who live in a van are usually part of a couple traveling together. Somewhat rare to see a solo female vanlifer, although many women who live in vehicles do so because of poverty.

Vanlife men are frankly disgusting and usually creepy. Most don't see anything wrong with not showering for weeks at a time. They take shits in the forest and don't wash hands. Tooth brushing is either sporadic or nonexistent. When they date, they are looking for a woman who has her own place so he can take a shower or do laundry.

Also, a lot of them are just bitterly misogynistic losers. They choose to live in a van and never shower yet complain "WHY WON'T WOMEN FUCK ME??"

CSardothien_1 · 2020-04-02T02:54:15+00:00

Escapism is real folks. Just up and dropped every responsibility because he probably couldn’t handle reality. Jesus the bar is on the ground.

plutunic · 2020-04-02T09:44:33+00:00

he's 43 and lives in a van? i may be more understanding if he was half that age and trying it out for NeW eXpErIeNcEs because he's young or something, this is just gross. lol.

keithmorrisonsvoice · 2020-04-02T01:34:33+00:00

Just seems like men will run or avoid any responsibility- kids, child support payments, jobs, responsibility, commitment. I’ve dated guys that refused to have plants or animals because they couldn’t commit taking care of them. So unattractive.

neopets_billionaire · 2020-04-02T02:38:18+00:00

LOL he’s a bum ass looking for a sugar mommy, next

TERFSareawesome · 2020-04-02T03:20:37+00:00

Code for jobless AND homeless! Double whammy!

Kekekeke7777 · 2020-04-02T01:53:42+00:00

Looool his profile omg

shade_of_ara · 2020-04-02T04:02:07+00:00

I know people who do remote work from vans or RVs from national parks, to sustain an outdoor lifestyle, that kind of thing. It's a bit different from the van-by-the-river thing.

But if you're not the kind of person who would do that kind of thing yourself, you're probably not their dreamgirl.

They don't "date." They court people with the same lifestyle goals online or meet them on a trail somewhere. If you're not into the kind of lifestyle where you're taking your hunting dogs on trips all season or making goals to hike whatever trail, you're probably just a hookup, someone to trade nature pics for nudes with and try to hit up whenever they're in your town.

ETA: The pickme bait in that dude's profile though, omg. Hinting that he'll settle down for someone... that's such blatant game, lol.

LadyGrimes · 2020-04-02T04:12:13+00:00

Smelly hippie comes to mind. How does he bathe?

hyacinthgirl95 · 2020-04-02T07:23:18+00:00

I would have been all over him 10 years ago lol 🤦🏻‍♀️

wymone · 2020-04-02T05:24:19+00:00

No, it is an actual lifestyle and it is possible he works remotely. This does sound like he only wants hookups unless he happens to come across a fellow vanlifer.

nutshit · 2020-04-02T06:56:11+00:00

LMFAOOOOOO

shenks12 · 2020-04-02T03:23:43+00:00

Red flag city 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Laeun · 2020-04-04T04:47:43+00:00

Vanlife is code for he lives in a van, and it is as sad as it sounds.

Title	#vanlife- is that code for #nojob?
Author	keithmorrisonsvoice
Upvotes	62
Comments	30
Date	April 2, 2020 1:32 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ftd8hm/vanlife_is_that_code_for_nojob/
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