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[–]hateitherexxFDS Newbie 321 points322 points323 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This stuff is so corny 😭😭!!
A grown person that does not know how to cook or clean is not a reliable adult, let alone capable of a mature relationship 😐
[–]JingoboiFDS Newbie[S] 82 points83 points84 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Might as well be dating a child lol
[–]aclick1999FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Totally.
"When he treats you like his bros" is when you know you're being uplifted, loved, respected and pampered.
If he's treating you like a queen he's just impregnating other woman and scheming to behead you.
[–]curlybeatboxFDS Newbie 340 points341 points342 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When he breathes and his heart pumps blood around his body
[–]JingoboiFDS Newbie[S] 154 points155 points156 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
👏What👏a👏man!👏
[–]2340000Ruthless Strategist 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Libfem logic forces women to be comfortable being assembly line humans with generic needs🙄. In their eyes, a man doesn't need to acknowledge who you are as a person or understand the complexities of your personhood.
All he needs to do is pick bare minimum gestures from a multiple choice list. If we don't swoon because a man cleaned, then they'll whine that men aren't mindreaders.
Men endlessly find ways to avoid treating women as people with varying interests, needs, and desires😑😑
[–]oscine23FDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just fell out! 🤣
[–]radsera99FDS Newbie 161 points162 points163 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
This is what every single woman in a relationship does and a hundred times more
[–]relationship_redditFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Exactly. This isn't even the bare minimum for women. Not only would they not consider this being treated like a king, they don't even say thank you for this kind of stuff.
[–]radsera99FDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is just a given in heterosexual relationships. If a woman doesnt cook, clean and provide sex 24/7, even if she herself doesn’t want it, men will discard of her. Why? Because that’s all men want us for. Sex and domestic slavery.
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie 111 points112 points113 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The bar is in the 3rd circle of hell
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep.
[–]Far_from_deceivedFDS Newbie 84 points85 points86 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women already do all that (cooking, cleaning, making them cum) plus MAAAAANY other things.
They doing the bare minimum is acting like a king 🤮
[–]Twolipz_78FDS Newbie 80 points81 points82 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He can do all this and still cheat on you!
[–]neutronstarr 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In fact, the notion that he does these things and that makes him a "catch" might make infidelity more likely...
[–]SqueaksScreechFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This gives me the same vibes as the early 2010s "if he does the dishes give him a blow job" posts.
[–]JingoboiFDS Newbie[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or "if he does his fatherly duty of changing diapers, give him a blowjob." Some men get applaused for the most minute things..." No wonder so many get away wirh doing little to nothing for their families their whole lives.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Everyone deserves a medal for the bare minimum!
Seriously, the bar is so low for men, that just doing the Bare minimum, men get a gold star and a cookie. 🙄
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A participation trophy.
[–]arnezuaraFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When men stop actively trying to romanticize the bare minimum (& women stop contributing to it), our society will start thriving.
Throw a man out if he thinks that bare minimum should be rewarded.
[–]millriceFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So flattering the bar is below the floor
[–]ShegoGreenFDS Newbie 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The bar is too low. I'm attracted to very successful men in business with integrity and kindness.
[–]purasangriaRuthless Strategist 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And generosity.
[–]JingoboiFDS Newbie[S] 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A good sense of humour is a necessity as well in my books. 😄 Oh and the way he treats strangers like waitresses too.
[–]secularwitchFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is hilarious 😂 The way they talk about men as if they are incompedent kids or animals and the joyful appreciation of him doing extremely basic stuff 😂
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is this wisdom? Also, if does all of those things, like he's supposed to, I may want to dump him anyway for a legit reason. I don't have to keep him, he's not a fucking unicorn because he does his part.
[–]3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rnThrowaway Account 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When he wipes! Lawd have mercy!
[–]haunted_vcrFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
basics.jpg
[–]sleepykittnFDS Newbie 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So how women have always treated men, but dont keep us.
[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Disciple 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When he does his damn job!
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about if he works, doesn't cheat, and isn't abusive? Maybe he's a keeper, but time will tell. I hate these stupid FYI memes.
[–]poppinkittyFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Treats you like a queen"..he didn't even do anything. Since when doing the basic household tasks means queen treatment. Shower me with diamonds then we'll talk.
[–]IzzetinefisThrowaway Account 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While you’re you’re at it, it would be worth considering to purchase diamonds that were ethically sourced :)
https://www.greenmatters.com/p/ethical-sustainable-diamonds
[–]Condom-Ad-Don-DraperFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he puts the lid down does he get boyfriend of the year?
[–]driverslicensebyORFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this is why i cringe at things like “competence is sexy”. the bar is so underground to the point where knowing the absolute basics of cooking and keeping your space nest-free = being treated like a queen
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What if he does that for his nesting partner and 3 other poly lovers too? He might have a lot of spare time for romance, cause he's unemployed atm
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the minimum.
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[–]JingoboiFDS Newbie[S] 33 points34 points35 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]haunted_vcrFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Disciple 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Condom-Ad-Don-DraperFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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